Misato Katsuragi stared at the picture of Shinji, the boy who caused 3rd impact and pretty much killed half of the world. At that point, she doesn't care anymore, she pulled out a document from the old weapon X program...And she just found her test subject: Asuka Langley Shikinami.
As far as the document goes, it was kind of a failure, the first test subject was a man named Wade, so far he escaped and became a mercenary. But now Asuka is the perfect test subject, obedient and cunning...The perfect weapon.
"What happened?" asked the awoken Eva pilot while she scratches her head, the pain is ringing through out her mind as if someone rang a really strong bell.
"You were knocked out for three months tops." explained Ritsuko who is sitting beside her bed alongside Mari Makinami who is leaning against the door.
"What happened?" she asks as she looks on the other side of the window, the environment is now covered in S2 organ residue.
"3rd impact." explained Misato outside of the room.
"Wha? Who did this?" Asuka asked.
"Shinji."
The German red-head froze, he did all of this?
"Also he is the one responsible for the loss of your eye, he was using you so he could feel strong."
Her teeth grits in anger.
"I need you for something, will you comply?"
Ritsuko gets up from her seat and faces towards Misato.
"You can't be serious!" she yelled.
"Its our only chance!" Misato replied.
"She's going to die!" Ritsuko yelled.
"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!" Asuka screamed causing Mari to slip. She panted, her heart is racing and she took a deep breath
"I'll join."
Misato smiled menacingy
The needles sting Asuka heavily, the pain was too much. She began to scream to make it stop, she felt like she was being violated. The fluid streams through her veins like poison. The needles release from her body and she falls to the ground, near dead.
"Ow my skin." she whispered. Misato looks down on her.
"Do you feel strong?"
"Ow my skin" she whispered again except sounding like she's going to laugh.
"Asuka?"
"Ow, my skin." Asuka starts smiling maniacally.
"This experiment was a failure, take her to the brig." Maya and Hyuga pick her up, they start dragging her to her cell.
When they got there, they only glared at Asuka. They threw her into the cell.
"Ow, my skin." she repeated.
She looks at the mirror, her face is horribly disfigured from the experiment with veins exposed all over her head to face, her face is now partially burned.
She punches the mirror causing it to shatter, she picks up one of the glass and smiles. As she is about thrust the shard at her neck, she looks at the reflection again, her face is returning back to its normal form, still, she thrusts the blade to her neck. Blood splatters everywhere but she regenerates, giving her an idea.
"This is the part where I make an awesome escape scene right?" she asks me.
Yes, good thing we have a high budget.
"Hey...Better put these on your checkbook." she replies.
Koji Takao looks at the brig cells, Asuka calls out for help...I said Asuka calls out for help not reading a Kaworu x Shinji hentai manga while touching herself and making a ahegao face!
"Oh...Um"
The blood on the floor.
"Oh okay."
She grasps on the bars.
"Help! I'm on my period! My bed is all red along with my floor!"
Not that! Fucking gross girl!
"Ohhhh, the shard" She picks up the shard and stabs herself.
"Aw crap, we have a suicide!" Koji blared over the radio, he opens the cell and checks Asuka's vitals.
"Poor kid. Dammit Katsuragi." he growled, he turns to wait for backup unknowingly Asuka gets up with the shard in her hand.
She stabs Koji in the neck with it as back up arrives.
"What the fuck!?" yelled the WILLE soldier as he fires his pistol.
Asuka kicks the gun off his hand then rips off his balls in the process. She picks up his pistol along with Koji's.
Want the theme song now?
"Not yet, need to get the stuff." she walks off.
She sneaks to the locker room and puts on her plugsuit then pulls out a sewing needle out of nowhere and a thread. She take her hospital gown exposing her naked body.
"Fanservice!"
Nice.
After 10 minutes, she puts on her plugsuit and puts on the mask. The mask has two hole on the eye parts with a black outline surrounding them.
"Okay...Lets kick some ass...Now the theme song!"
"Hey Sempai?" asks Maya while she looks on the new Magi system
"Yeah?" replied Ritsuko.
"I having something to tell you."
"What is it?" she turns while smoking
"I love-"
An explosion interrupts the confession with WILLE soldiers running towards it only to be shot in the head by figure covered in the smoke. Now time for the theme song
Asukaaaaa, ASUKA!
Asuka fires her dual pistols at the WILLE personnel, from that point, she doesn't care anymore about the lives she's going to take, she gets a grenade from a dead soldier and throws it at the retreating crewman, killing four of them.
"Asuka stop this right now!"
She turns and looks at Ritusko, Ritsuko knows somewhere in that mask that the same Asuka is still alive, she knows it.
"Listen to me Asuka, give me the gun." She stares at Ritsuko...
"Okay, are you trying to make me look tragic?"
Um, well tragedy stems up character development.
"But this is an Eva/deadpool crossover, there is no development!"
You have a point.
"Okay Rits, nothing personal but I'm just going to make you physically disabled, like I said, nothing personal."
She fires her pistols at Ritsuko, paralyzing the scientist.
More personnel flood the facility and surround the failed experiment.
"Go ahead...Make my day." she growls.
She fires her pistols at the two WILLE soldiers in front of her then crosses her arms and fires at the soldiers from the left and right. She folds her gun backwards while her right arm aims the pistol from the front. She fires both of them at the same time.
"Bang, bang, bang!"
She twirls both her guns and blows off the smoke from their barrels.
"These are twins!"
She then squeezes both her breasts together.
"These are also my other twins~"
Okay, that's enough fanservice for today.
"Whaat? Oh man, now I'll never get to be sexy!"
Oh please, men like chicks with guns and weapons, makes em look cute and sexy.
"Really? Never thought about that."
Yes, now go off wasting the budget with reasonalbe intentions.
"Okay!"
Asuka runs off with her dual pistols in hand, she runs towards another WILLE soldier then places her pistols at him and blows his head off. Another tries to melee her with a combat knife but Asuka flips over him and shoots him behind the head. More theme song!
She's a mean motherfucker!
Asuka does the Dicaprio walk while other WILLE crewmen run from her. She turns to see Sakura Suzuhara cowering in fear, she points her finger to her and smiles with teeth twinkling.
As she continues walking, a thought came to her head.
"This is my jam!"
She steals a batton from a dead guard and points it on her mouth
"Be all that you can be, that is what they told me"
Another soldier attempts to tase her but she dodges the shot and smashes his skull with it.
"Made me all I can be, how they try to mold me." as she raps.
"Mix a little bit of the best of the rest."
She throws another grenade at a WILLE soldier.
"Fight off weapon X, well we'll see who's next."
ASUKA!
"Can't expect a miracle bettin' on the devil"
She points both of her fingers at herself.
"I'm your best friend if you keep my money level."
She pulls out her pistol and shoots another soldier who's running towards her.
"Never without a gun, I don't hardly plan the shit out."
A guard shoots her with a shotgun knocking her down to the ground but Asuka gets up and shoots the soldier.
"Survivable plans aren't plans I think about"
That's right beeyotch! And keep those guns clean!
ASUKAAAA! ASUKA!
She pulls out a pair of shades out of nowhere.
"In the crib"
As she shoots the pad lock, she is met with Misato and the WILLE armed forces.
"Heeey Misato...I guess the experiment was a success after all."
"Um...Hey, did those grow?"
She grabs Misato's breasts and squeezes them, she looks up not to see a moaning and blushing face.
"Ehh..."
Misato pistol whips her and Asuka falls to the ground, Misato grabs her by the collar and places a DSS choker on her neck.
"If you attack again, I'll blow your head off."
"Hmmm..."
She punches Misato in the face causing the choker to activate, she then pulls out another grenade and unpins it.
The explosion knocks out Misato, she regains her hearing. All around her, she is surrounded by dead soldiers, she then see's Asuka's decapitated head. Misato plays dead as she hear more footsteps, she looks up to see Asuka'a headless body as it picks up her head.
"Okay, this better work..."
She twists her head around until it makes a crack sound. Her neck regenerates reverting it to its original form.
"Look out world! Asuka's back...And more sexier~" she raised both of her arms.
Asuka gets a kevlar vest from a dead soldier then leaves the scene.