Hey there! My first fanfiction EVERRR! woooohooo! (technically my second...) Cherri and Ashley are for MEEE and the South Park boys are for the glorious Matt and Trey! Cherri and Ashley are the new kids in town and it's part of their first day at South Park Elementary! ENJOY!

Chapter 1: Home Of The Cows.

"I'm so damn nervous."

"Wow are you for real? You ain't the type of person to get nervous."

"Yes! A new school, a whole new set of people, a whole different state all together! It's a lot to take in all in one sitting."

"I'm pretty sure it won't be THAT bad."

"I hope you're right, Ashley."

"Trust me, Cherri, just keep calm." I looked over at my best friend and gave her a small smile. "Just walk in like a boss, go to all of your classes or whatever, make a friend or two and most importantly DO NOT get into a fight."

"Yeah yeah yeah as long as these rednecks don't piss me off then there wont be any fights." I said, rolling my eyes at her. We packed up our belongings into our brand new backpacks we picked out over the weekend and headed out to go to school. The snow was thick and crunchy. It was really hard to walk in.

"Dude this snow is unbelievable, totally different from New Orleans. Why did we have to move so far away?" Ashley asked, frowning. That, is a question that I have no answer to. I really have no clue why we moved this far away from home. We could have went to Atlanta or something. Noooo. My mother picked Colorado. And worse, a redneck town called South Park. Maybe it's because of my dad. He has finally pushed it too far with my mom so we moved away. I mean, I don't know this for a fact but it's quite possible. They were fighting around the same time we moved away without any warnings. And poor Ashley, shes been having trouble with her parents for a couple years now. Before we moved here she's been living with me and my mom for 4 months. I would do anything for her. That's my best friend in the whole entire world! My amigo! My partner in crime! We do everything together. We take care of each other. We even refer to each other as sisters. Here we are. South Park Elementary. As we walked in we saw a big banner hanging from the ceiling that said "Home Of The Cows!"

"Home of the Cows? The fuck kind of mascot is that?" I snorted.

"A redneck one." Ashley giggled. I laughed so hard at that. I pulled out a piece of paper that had the room number and teacher name on it.

"Mr. Garrison, 4th grade teacher." I said to myself. Thank god me and Ashley had the same class. Maybe she might stop me from busting some snot-nosed kid's teeth in.

"There it is!" Ashley's eyes were fixed on the door that said 'Mr. Garrison's 4th Grade Class.' on it. We walked in to a bunch of kids screaming and jumping from desk to desk.

"Ashley what the hell is up with these stupid ass kids?"

"who knows? Try not to get hit, I see a seat over there." she pointed to two empty spots next to a really large boy. Jesus he was huge. And on top of the he was eating Cheesy Poofs. Like he needed them!

"Aye what the fuck are you looking at, ho?" he said. Motherfu- ….did he really just try me?

"who the fuck are you calling a ho, fatass?"

"you, dumb bitch!"

"Ashley …..." Ashley saw my hands turning into fists and took action fast.

"I suggest you don't piss her off or else you will be in a world of hurt." she suggested to him.

"What? Bitch, it's only your first day, ill put your ass in your place!" The fatty said.

"Ashley can I please just break his nose? Or at least his arm?"

"Cherri, NO!" she grabbed my hands and held them tightly.

"Dude, Cartman, shut the fuck up, don't pick on the new kids." some kid in a blue and red poof-ball hat said, pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Yeah Cartman, leave em alone." another kid in a orange coat with a green hat on said. He turned to me and Ashley. "Sorry about that. He picks on whoever he sees pretty much."

"Screw you Stan! And shut up, Jew boy!" Cartman hissed at the two boys.

"Why the hell do you pick on him because of his religion?" Ashley asked, getting mad herself.

"Because Jew are stupid and lame. Duh. And hes a ginger. Gingers have no souls."

"Seriously," Ashley said, letting go of my unclenched fists. "I'm gonna go sit down and ignore what you just said." whoa. I never seen her so worked up before. She stormed off and took a seat.

"Well fuck, Ashley, what did he even do to you?"

"Making fun of any religion is NOT cool."

"Hm didn't know you were so sensitive like that."

"I mean seriously, that poor boy! He must have some serious emotional issues. Fuck him."

"It's ok it's a daily thing. I really don't care." The boy in the green hat said, walking up behind us. "he's been doing it for years."

"I'm sorry, we didn't properly meet, I'm Cherri Stine," I said holding my hand out. "you are ….?"

"Kyle. Kyle Broflovski." he shook my hand with a gentle grip and let go gracefully. What a nice boy.

"Oh and I'm Ashley Gala! Very nice to meet you!" he shook hands with Ashley.

"Hey Stan come here!" Stan ran over in our direction. "this is Ashley Gala and Cherri Stine! Girls, this is Stanley Marsh, or Stan for short."

"It's nice to properly meet you!" I said, shaking hands with him.

"Kenny come here!" he called out to a kid in a orange parka that was zipped all the way up, covering most of his face. I don't blame him. It's cold as HECK here. "Ashley Gala, Cherri Stine." Kyle pointed.

"Ladies," He grabbed Ashley's hand and kissed it. "It is a pleasure to meet you! I'm Kenny McCormick." Ashley was nearly pissing herself.

"NICE TO MEET YOU TOO EEEEEEEK!" oh dear lord someone help this girl. If he wasn't hidden in that parka like that then maybe she can have something to scream about. Me and Kenny just shook hands and exchanged introductions.

"And that fatass over there ..."

"AYE IM BIG BONED. THERE'S A DIFFERNCE!" now THAT I laughed at hard.

"...Is Eric Cartman. But we just call him Cartman. Or fatass."

"Ah I see. Well it's very nice to meet you all! Cartman on the other hand ...not so nice." i said, glaring at Cartman. This is going to be an interesting school year.

tell me what ya'll think of Cherri and Ashley! Are they gonna survive in South Park? hmmm. (; review!