Okay, this story will be completely stupid BUT I will use proper grammar and spelling in this series.
Twilight Sparkle arrived to Ponyville. She looked around, everypony going on with their daily life. Of course, Twilight thought Canterlot was a LOT better.
"Spike, why would Princess Celestia want me to go to this damn worthless town? Everypony looks so dank!" Twilight cried, staring at her trusty baby dragon companion, her eyes twitching.
She then glanced back at the town. The Pegasi were flying around, farting rainbows and their eyes red and twitchy. They all had distorted faces as they soared through the paisley patterned rainbow sky. The unicorns used their rainbow glittery magic to turn simple fruits, like oranges and apples into weed. Earth ponies trotted around, their hooves melting into the red and blue swirled ground and then pulling up like gum being pried off of the bottom of a shoe.
"No Twilight, you've been using cocaine again." Spike clarified for the high purple horse.
She wobbled forwards, her feet melting into a purple liquid, sprawling out all over the dirt below them. As Twilight lifted her leg, the liquid would mash back together, forming a drippy purple hoof. She stumbled forward, before falling over onto a pink pony with crazy pink hair. Her hair swirled around in the sky, branching off everywhere. Twilight assumed this was part of the cocaine, but the pony's personality matched her hair perfectly.
"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! You must be new here because I know everypony! What's your na-"
Twilight covered the pink horse's mouth. "Shut it, you little wanker. I just want to enjoy my cocaine without filthy casuals bothering my ass. I come from mother fucking Canterlot."
Pinkie looked at her confused, then giggled. Twilight watched the hot pink haired pony laugh raising an eyebrow.
"Oh, you're a riot! I'll give you a tour come on come on!" Pinkie exclaimed, grabbing Twilight's tail and pulling her backwards.
Before Twilight could say anything, Pinkie began to show Twilight all the buildings in Ponyville. Twilight's eyes twitched as she looked at the waves of rainbow on each building. They all looked the same to her, honestly. Twilight Sparkle tried to listen to what Pinkie was saying to her, but the pony talked so fast, plus the affect of the cocaine made it hard for her brain to stay focused. All she could think about was getting into her cocaine stash and spending another day alone in her house getting higher than an airplane. She needed to get away from this pony. Twilight looked around, and then got an idea.
"FREE FOOD AT SUGAR CUBE CORNER!" She screamed, causing Pinkie to look at the bakery.
"But I work there! But free food! But work! But food! Hm, yeah, food is better than work." Pinkie debated
The pink pony bounced towards Sugar Cube Corner as Twilight ran back to the library with Spike on her back. Princess Celestia told them that they would be living there. Twilight enjoyed books, so she was completely cool with it.
The library was purple and orange swirls as the leaves floated up into the sky. The whole tree stretched about 120 feet into the sky, causing Twilight to drool over the height. She walked inside, finding the shelves filled with liquid like books with black pages and white ink barely readable. The inside of the tree was pink and gold striped.
"Holy shit Spike..." She gasped, glancing around as an unamused Spike facepalmed.
"Twilight, it's the cocaine again. It's not that interesting."
Twilight stared around in wonder, as Spike hopped off of her back walking up the stairs that seemed to stretch all 120 feet up to Twilight.
What will happen when the other ponies meet Twilight? Will they change her drug-loving ways? Only way to find out is to read the next part!