Runs inside and goes up the elevator and walks into her apartment "Shiiiit! It's so cold! Why do we live here?!"
Laughs at her bestfriend "Well we loved time square… and you told Austin you would move out here with him my dear."
"True…but um have you noticed I don't even live with him. It's me and you just like it was in Cali…minus everything else"
"Okay well you also wanted to leave Zac."
"Yeah and you wanted to leave Matt so don't…"
"Vanessa stop" (laughs) "were out here so let's enjoy the cold!"
gets what she believes is a brilliant idea "Oh my god! Let's call all the girls over! I heard some of them are in town!"
"Like Aria and them?"
"Yes! I'm going to go call Kaylie! Haven't seen that bitch in so damn long!" smiles
Laughing "Alright sounds good I guess I can start opening all this mail we have!"
"Good idea Ash!"
-With Miley, Selena and Demi-
"Miley!"
"Yeah?"walks into the room while texting "whats up?"
"This came for you. We got one too! Let's open them all at once!" Said Selena
"Okay!" opens them
Reading it and looks at her two best friends "SELENA! WERE GOING TO THE BAHAMAS BITCHHHHES! Miley you finally get to see what we mean when we talk about paradise!" Said Demi.
"YAAAAAAYYYY! I am so excited! Mi you are going to love it!"
Hears them and smiles but continues to read it and her jaw drops in complete shock "Oh my god! Noooo!"
"What?!"
"Miley?" Selena asked her when she didn't respond to Demi
"FUCK ME! You have to be fucking kidding me!"
Selena and Demi look at each other confused "What…?"
-With Aria and Kaylie-
"ARIA!" Kaylie screamed as she came running down the stairs
"What Kay?"
"Nessa just called me! She wants us to come see their new apartment!"
"Okay! Let me change real quick!" starts to walk upstairs when she hears Kaylie call her name again
Starts to open their mail "Aria….you have mail! It says its Important"
Runs back down the stairs and takes it off the counter
"Oooh something from Ezra?!"
"Kay you know we broke up…"
"Yeah and you've been bitchy ever since! Cheer up buttercup!" Laughs at the words she used
"Oh you can't talk! You have been the same ever since you and Zane ended too!"
"Okay okay thanks true! Ugh I hate guys, especially our exes!" rolls eyes while opening the same letter as Aria
Reads it nonchantley "Congratulations you are going to the Bahamas to partic-"
"Whoaa wait! Back up bitch back up!" Kaylie interrupts her and just laughs
"What?" confused
"Read that again Aria!"
Reads it to herself "Oh my god! We're going to the Bahamas bitch!"
"Okay you can continue now I want to know why! There has to be a fucking catch somewhere!" laughs and looks at Aria to continue
Walks back into the kitchen with her phone "There coming bitch" says Vanessa as she smiles
Holding two letters in her hand "Bitch guess what!"
Gets excited cause she can see Ashley smirking "What!?"
"You are going to loveee the first thing I am going to tell you but for the second thing don't kill the messenger please!"
"Okay what! Ash tell me bitch! You are making me excited!"
"We my dear are going to the mother fucking Bahamas!"
"Really!?" Gets really excited and jumps up and down like a little child
"Yeah but wait.."
"What?"
-With Lily and Kristen-
"We are going to a show"
"A show" said Lily confused "What?"
"It says congratulations you have been picked to compete in the Bahamas on our new season.."
"NOOOOO!"
"What?! Lily! What?!" Kristen said unsure of why she just freaked out
Starts reading what she just freaked out about "One problem many of you may not like. This season you will all be living in one house with friends, here comes the best part. This season is Battle of the Exes! Have fun and we will see you soon!"
-While with Vanessa-
"I have to go on this show and work with Zac?! Is this a fucking joke!"
Speechless "I wonder what "friends" we get…"
"Hopefully real ones! I mean I have you but I have to live and work with my ex!? Are they trying to kill me?"
"Hopefully we do!"
Pacing back and forth as she is looking at an old picture frame as tears come to her eyes "Why can't I hate you?" Miley says to herself as she throws the picture frame on the ground "This is seriously going to be hell this is not fair!" opens the door to face Demi and Selena
Jumps backwards and almost hits Selena as the door opens "You knew we were out here?"
Smiles because she saw Demi jump backwards "Yeah. Did you guys read the rest of the letter?"
"Yeah Mi don't get yourself worked up over this. You don't have to talk about the past and we will be there too girly!"
"Yeah we will always be here and you know that" said Demi "You are our best friend we love you no matter what!"
Looks at them and smiles then looks right at Selena "I just wish my relationship ended like yours did Sel. You guys left off on a good note."
"Mi..We did but its cause all the issues we didn't talk about and that's not good!"
"Yeah but at least he wasn't a huge dick to you! Gets a flashback
"How could you? Miley why!?"
"I—I-"
"I thought you loved me! You are such a fucking skank Miley Ray!"
"You can't be mad at me! I did the same exact thing you did except the difference is I only kissed him! And it was the same day you told me you needed a break! So stop fucking bitching at me Nick!"
"Have fun with Liam you fucking slutty ass bitch! Because I know I will definitely have fun with all these other girls that have been dying for my dick! Fuck you slut!" Throws a picture of them on the floor "I never want to see you again slut!" Walks away and slams to door and screams "FUCKING SLUT!"
"Miley! Miley" hugging her as she's remembering these memories and looks at Demi "It's been 3 years I thought you said you forgot what he said?"
"I did until-"
Looks around her room and find a picture of them "Mi this is the picture he was going to give you wasn't it?"
Fighting tears back "Yeah. I don't even know why I'm crying right now. I told myself I was over him. Ugh!"
"You never let go, you just moved on Miley."
Looks at Demi and shakes her head knowing she's completely right "Why can't Liam be the damn ex!"
"Because you ended as friends and you guys talk everything without an ounce of hate toward each other"
"Yeah I know but that is how you and Justin ended Sel."
"Yeah well uh do you see that now?" Laughs and smiles at Miley
"No" laughs as shes hugging Selena
"Exactly I hate him so hopefully this will somehow work ."
"Okay no one can talk about hate! Um me and Joe yeah okay cool! Biggest fucking douchebag ever!"
Laughing at Demi "Well I guess that is what we got for dating brothers D!"
Laughs "Yeah so fucking true!"
"Kaylie…."
"This is a joke right!? I cannot like in a house with Zane for 3 months! Are they kidding me!? Hi I'm Mr. Kobalt….Like k shut the fuck up. No I can't do this, I can't!"
"Kaylie stop! You are coming or I might die without you!"
"You seriously want to go Aria?!"
"It's the Bahamas Kay!"
"Okay true! Alright I'm going! Fucking getting me some Bahamas Boys! Fuck them silly!" Laughs and smirks
Laughing hysterically and gets her shoes and purse "Alright lets go to V and Ash's skank!"
Laughs "Hey I got to go crazy while I am there! And alright let's go!"
