Animals

A/N: happy sasunaru day! In honor of this moment, I'm going to write a song fic one shot. The song used is Animals by Nickleback

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the song

Warnings: oral, yaoi, don't try this at home.

Sasuke Uchiha was very happy. Why was he happy? He just got his license back and now he could drive his baby again.

He was doing 75 in a 50 mile per hour zone and he was loving it. He was on his way to his boyfriends house, and he couldn't wait.

His phone buzzed, and he unlocked it. It was his boyfriend. "I'm ready"

Sasuke smirked. Good, because "I'm almost there" he swung left, his tired squealing in the pavement. His house was in sight, and he leaned in to push the door open, and slowed down just enough for him to be able to jump in.

His sneak out had been a success. His mom would be pissed if she knew what we were doing. Sasuke shuddered just thinking about it. No one wants to rush Kushina Uzumaki's wrath.

Naruto smiled coyly at Sasuke, and reached over to run his hand seductively down Sasuke's thigh.

Sasuke gasped and he got more brazen, dragging his hands up further. Naruto squeezed, and caused Sasuke's foot to stomp down on the accelerator, and the car sped up, almost hitting 80.

Naruto started and let up, causing the car to slow down.

The blond chuckled, thinking it was just like driving a car, which he always wanted to do. Naruto whispered things in Sasuke's ear, which Sasuke resolutely ignored, staring at the street ahead, and focusing on avoiding oncoming cars.

Sasuke gasped, as hunched over the steering wheel, Naruto had brought his head down, and changed up his game.

Naruto tried to talk, and the vibrations caused Sasuke to almost swerve into a ditch.

"Oh" Sasuke screamed, and Naruto raised his head, wiping his mouth on his sleeve.

A while later they were parked behind the school bleachers, kissing.

Naruto, froze, and whispered "what was that?"

Sasuke paused, "I don't know, the wind probably, no one else knows where we are" and he lowered his head slant their lips in a kiss.

Suddenly Naruto sat up and screamed, throwing Sasuke away from him.

"That's my dad outside the car"

"What" he whipped around, fumbling for the keys, but they weren't there, they must have gotten knocked out of the ignition as we were moving.

Sasuke was panicking, trying I tell her dad that they were just kissing. Needless to say Sasuke Uchiha wasn't very happy anymore. The moral of the story?

Karma is a bitch.

A/N: How did I do? This is my gift to you for sasunaru day, but the real reason was that I wanted to get my point across without making it glaringly obvious, like "Sasuke and Naruto almost had sex in a car, but was stopped by Naruto's dad". Do you think I did a good job, please comment and tell.

UPDATE: It has come to my attention that it is illegal (or at least violates FF rules) to have song lyrics in a fic (section 3 or something). This has been brought to my attention by catspats31 who was awfully polite, at least. I won't lie, I'm somewhat disappointed, but I'd rather not get reported for abuse so I'm just going to have to deal with it.

Ja,

~SaikaMasomi