Disclaimer: James and Lily sitting in a tree J-K-OWNS-THEM-COM-PLETE-LY!


Hogmeade - Valentines Day

"Hello."

"Umm hi."

"Why are you standing in a line?"

"I like lines"

"But why are you standing in this particular line?"

"I like lines that line up for butter beer."

"Shouldn't your date be getting you your butter beer? It is Valentines Day"

"No"

"No?"

"No"

"…"

"I can get my own butter beer if I want"

"Where's your date, I will give him a piece of my mind."

"I don't have date.."

"You what?"

"I said, I don't have date"

"What is a beautiful girl like you doing without a date on Valentines Day"

"Shut up"

"Move out of the way."

"Ouch – Why?"

"I am now your date and I am now getting you your butter beer."

"Name?"

"James Potter. And yours?"

"Lily Evans."

"Well my dear Lily I have come to your rescue"

"My rescue? Oh, look James–"

"Yes, your rescue, now you don't have to spend Valentines Day alone"

"I was happy alone, James-"

"No ones happy alone Lily."

"I am, wait a second, did you get dared to do this?"

"Maybe, but I would have done this anyway."

"James-"

"Even before my friend Sirius dared me to do this I was thinking of coming over and asking you out."

"James, that is really sweet, how much did you bet your friend Sirius that I would say yes?"

"10 Galleons" (a/n: I don't know whether 10 galleons is a lot or not so just pretend its something $20 Aussie.)

"If I say yes will you split it with me?"

"Of course"

"Ok, sure. Now James seriously you better turn around and order-"

"MR I DO NOT HAVE ALL DAY, ORDER WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE THE LINE !!"

"Oh."


A/N: It's almost Valentines Day, the day of love, spread some love and REVIEW?