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A/N: My very first fan fiction! Please review!

Yoda was reading the paper when Obi-Wan comes out of the kitchen in his apron, oven mittens, and chef hat on. In his hands is a tray of cookies.

"Yes! I have conquered the cookies!" Obi-Wan announced with excitement.

"Cookies, you say? Chocolate chip, they are?" Yoda asked continuing to read the paper.

"No, even better!!" Obi-wan said with more excitement.

"NO!!!!! BETTER THEN THE GREATNESS OF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, NO FLAVOR IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yoda screeched with horror as he looked up and Obi-Wan.

"Nothing excepted these!!!" Obi-Wan jumped with more excitement than ever. "Mace Windu even likes them!"

"Mace? Dislikes chocolate chip cookies, he does," Yoda spoke in semi-fear.

"Yes," he said firmly.

"The flavor you will tell me?"

"It's a secret," Obi-Wan said softly. He left and went into the kitchen.

"Bah!" said Yoda, returning to his paper. "Better than chocolate chip cookies no flavor is. Crazy talk, he speaks. Uncomfortable this, chair is. Springs you, can feel. Obi-Wan! Get in here, you must!" Yoda spoke.

"What is it Yoda?" Obi-Wan asked.

Yoda looked at him noticing his face was covered in purple-green color cookie batter.

"Covered in batter, you are. Why are you?" Yoda asked.

"Aperrentally I have not completely conquered the cookies, in this case, the batter," Obi-Wan said with a sigh.

"Get me the phone, you will," Yoda ordered.

"Yes Yoda," he said.

"Thank you," said Yoda pushing the paper off him and quickly dialing a number.

"Calling to order a chair, I am. Out of chairs you are? Toasters instead you have? Need a toaster I do no-," the phone was taken out of Yoda's hands by Obi-Wan. "One please!" he said and gave it to Yoda. Confused Yoda dialed another number. "Calling to order a chair, I am. Beauty shop, this is? Wrong number this was." He dialed a different number. "Calling to order a chair, I am. New chairs came they have? No, want an included box of lipstick, I do not"'although it is tempting it is' he thought "Give me included fuzz, you will not. Thank you," Yoda hung up

"Woo! "

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