"Cross over to the Dark Side, we have cookies… and Danny too!"
This is the story of several friends, who decided to create a club for the Dark Side, promising cookies, and of course, Danny Phantom. Go on a journey with them as they recruit more people, torture more Danny's, and learn that meddling with time/ really/ and people's personalities can be a dangerous thing…
Note: This was written on a forum thread topic. Each bold name is the alias of the friend in the club, and that is what they posted that time. I didn't include every post, because some weren't part of the story.
Destiny wrote:
Anyways we're here. blinks at everyone Oh, yeah, I know what you're thinking. He's outside. Someone had to carry in the evil cookies, no? Hey, Danny! Get your butt in here!
Danny: walks in carrying trays upon trays of cookies Why do we have all these?
Me: Hello... We have cookies? Otherwise it would be false advertisement.
Danny: Where does it say that?
Me: points to topic name
Danny: Oh. Wait a minute... WHAT?!
Me: Yep, cookies and Danny, they'll be swarming in here in droves. Why do you think you're tied up? You're not going anywhere and soon you'll be evil again too. Won't that be so much fun, eh, Danneh?
Danny: NO!!!! TRAPPED WITH DESTINY AND FANGIRLS AND EVILNESS AND... cookies? You have cookies? Well maybe it's not so bad... eats a cookie and gets whacked on the head Ow! What was that for?
Me: You're not supposed to eat the cookies! Just carry them!
Danny: Fine...sorry...maybe Jazz or Sam will come find and save me...
Me: grins Don't bet on it. Oh, yeah... HEY EVERYONE!!! HE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny: Oh, no. door slams shut
Me: AND HE'S TRAPPED HERE FOR GOOD!
Danny: Someone help...
The Queen wrote:
-holds out tray of cookies-
YES! Join us! And when I take over, you can help me start my reign of terror. 8DDestiny wrote:
Danny: Okay. cautiously walks over to tray like a hunted animal
Oh, and since this was kind of my idea and I am the one who got Danny and came up with the evil turning cookies, Danny and I nominate me as president of the "Dark Side Danneh and Cookies Club" XD
Danny: stops eating I what? No way! I would never -
Me: looks into his eyes Yes you will, Danneh. You're going to be one of us...
Danny: I...I...eyes briefly glow red I am. I declare Destiny/Katrish as president of the "Dark Side Danneh and Cookies Club... eyes go back to normal What? No! No I don't!
Me: Too late, we took your first answer. Now any objections from anyone else?
Oh goody! Reign of terror!
Danny: What? From them? Oh no! No this can't be happening!!!!The Queen wrote:
WHAT!! You're the president? I object! I'm the one who's going to be this world's future co-dictator(Lateraina and I have both devised this hostile take over together), so why should you be president! However...I am willing to nominate you my official Dark Side Recruitment Officer. Which you can count as being president of this club if you want. And Danny shall help with the recruitment because I say so. -gives him the evil eye-
Danny: -whimpers pitifully and nods, munching on my cookies.-
Good. And I think that's reasonable. So you may call yourself President if you wish, just so long as you let everyone know it is my future supremacy they will be under.
Destiny wrote:
Oh, I know. You are the one whose taking over the world, I just wanna run the club... And of course we're all going to help you take over. That's one of the rules. (which we don't have many since we're evil, but that's one of them) And I honor that title very well. nods And so do my evil turning cookies
And I realize how much of a selfish (it's the dark side duh) person I'm being so I have a proposition for the one who actually created this board (mehlubbsdanny). Actually Danny does. Go for it, Danneh. shoves him up
Danny: What? I? Uh... eyes glow red Destiny would like to know if you would like to be co-prez with her or vice prez... eyes go back to normal What? Not again...
And, oh, is there's any other characters anyone wants to bring in (such as Dark Danny or anyone else),bring it up to the club to make sure everyone (or most) agree on it. And if we need them, Danny's helping me make plenty of cookies. That's his new job. (since he can't be a superhero anymore ya know)
BombayDreamer wrote:
Danny: in chains, singing Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...
Me: Psst, I can get you out of here.
Danny: Really?
Me: Just get me some of those cookies and we have a deal.
Danny: What's so great about these cookies?
Me: They melt in your mouth ok.
Danny: Alright, lets do this thing.
guards: Hey, who's in there?
Me: Nuts, I forgot fangirls can smell heroics a mile away. I SHALL RETURN!
disappears in cloud of smoke
Danny: to himself OK, remind me to NEVER go for the plate of cookies placed in a small cage ever again.
Yeah I'm random, I know.
Degona wrote:
I'll join!
Destiny wrote:
Me: Welcome to the club. Here, have a cookie. clears throat and taps foot Danny...
Danny: What?
Me: I said have a cookie...
Danny: Oh, thanks, but I-
Me: Not you! Now give her one!
Danny: Geeze! Okay! Fine!
Me: Thank you. Now, as I was saying, welcome to the club, have a cookie...narrows eyes at Danny who grumbles and holds out the tray
Danny: still grumbling Here.
Me: And embrace teh ebilness!!!
Degona wrote:
Me: Thank you! takes cookie and eats it
Ninja Danny: Did you just join an evil club?
Me: No, I got you a cookie... hands him evil cookie
Ninja Danny: Uh, thank you? eats cookie, then collapses
Me: dragging ND to basement He'll be fine in a few hours.
Destiny wrote:
Yay! Two soon-to-be-evil Dannehs!!!!
Danny: TWO?! How is that even possible?
Me: It just is. Go with the flow, Danneh.
Danny: Stop calling me that! And stop with the cookies! You can't take over the world with cookies!
Me: I'm not taking over...just running the club. Geeze, Danneh, get with the program. Have another cookie. I have another batch we're gonna be delivering to Nickelodeon later. Gotta make sure they work.
Danny: Why are you sending cookies to Nick?
Me: Well it's kind of a bribe and yet also after they turn evil, they'll release more new eps of your show!
Danny: I don't wanna do the show any more! Too many fangirls!!! It's not worth it!
Me: Oh, just relax and eat the danged cookie, Danneh.
Danny: Would you stop that?!
Degona wrote:
Ninja Danny: wakes up several hours later in a daze Where am I?
Me: You fell and hit you're head? Are you okay?
Ninja Danny: Wait a minute? What about you joining an evil society, and giving my drugged cookies?
Me: Evil societies? Drugged cookies? What are you talking about?
Ninja Danny: feels bump on head I guess I did hit my head. I had the craziest dream.
Me: I'll check on you later... under breath when you turn evil...
Ninja Danny: What was that?
Me: Nothing! walks away while emitting soft evil laugh
Destiny wrote:
You know, you don't have to steal them. We'll gladly give you a cookie. Right, Danneh?
Danny: NO! DON'T EAT THE COOKIES!!!! NOT THE COOKIES!!!! THEY'RE EVIL!!!!!!
Me: Evil cookies? innocent smirk Now that's just crazy nonsense, Danny.
Danny: frantically NO! Don't listen to her! She's part of this evil club. And the cookies, they're evil!!! Don't eat them! They're gonna take over the world!!!!
Tucker: What, the cookies?
Danny: No, not the cookies!!!! Cookies can't take over the world!!!!
Tucker: But you just said...
Danny: I KNOW what I said!!!! They're evil!!!
Tucker: You know, man. I hate to say it, but I think it's better for you to stay there. Destiny will take care of you, lucky.
Danny: What? No! It's not.
Sam: Yeah, you'll be safe here.
Danny: No I won't!!!!!!
Destiny: innocent grin Don't worry guys. Of course I'll take good care of him. He's just like a little brother to me... evil grin at him
Danny: No! She's evil! And the cookies! Guys? Guys? GUYS?! COME BACK!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE PEOPLE AND THE COOKIES!!!!!!
And you thought Vlad had problems...
Degona wrote:
I want a hero/villain name... I'll pick Degona. I have firepowers and telekinetic abilities...
Ninja Danny: to regular Danny So, they got you too?
Danny: Yeah, I never should have eaten that cookie. What was I thinking.
Ninja Danny: I know, they drug us with cookies, that are slowly turning us evil, and the tie us up and lock us in a cold dark basement. I WANT MY MOMMY!
Danny: You're a ninja! Show some backbone!
Ninja Danny: Danny, we're dealing with Destiny and Degona here.
Danny: Oh, right... HELP!
--meanwhile--
Destiny: Do you think they can get out?
Me: Nah... I made sure the ropes were ghost proof, and I took away all of ND's weapons. Plus, they're in a soundproof room. They can scream all they want, no one is coming to save them.
Destiny: Good. Good.
Destiny wrote:
Ooo, nice one! Especially the fire powers. Hehe... You know, it's been a while. I bet Clockwork is wondering where I went.. Maybe I should send him some cookies too...
Danny: NO! Leave Clockwork alone, you traitor!
Me: Stop trying to be heroic. You're pretty helpless right now, both of you. But dun worry, Degona and I will take good care of both of you!
Ninja Danny: NO! We must try to escape!
Danny: Hey! Destiny forgot to take my cell phone! I can call Sam and Tucker! dials still tied up
Sam: Danny?
Danny: Good, it's you! You guys have got to get here right now! It's an emergency! Destiny and Degona have captured me and...well...me!
Tucker: Say what?
Danny: I know, I know... It's hard to believe. Just listen. You've got to come here now and save us!
Ninja Danny: He's right! You have to hurry!
Sam: Um, Danny, who was that?
Danny: That was me!!!
Sam: Oooookay, I think someone needs to lay off the cookies for a while...
Danny: Exactly! You've finally got it! It's the cookies! They're -
Sam: Why don't you just relax? Destiny's there, right?
Danny: Yes that's the problem!
Ninja Danny: And Degona to! You have to help us!
Sam: Well, then there's nothing to worry about then. She'll handle everything and you'll be fine.
Danny: NO! Don't believe her! She's behind all this!
Sam: to Tucker but Danny and ND can hear Hmmm, cookies taking over the world, being trapped with himself and claiming Destiny's evil... Which are you going to believe?
Danny/ND: HEY! We heard that!
Sam: Good, then you see how ridiculous it is.
Danny: It's not ridiculous! It's true! I can prove it.
Tucker: Hey does she have anymore of those cookies? I've heard a lot of people raving about them and I'd like to try them.
Sam: Me too. I hear they're like nothing else.
Danny: No! You can't-
Me: Danny! How did you get that cell phone in there?
Danny: Uh...uh...looks around nervously then points at ND He did it! He made the call and snuck it in and all... throws phone to ND See? grins cutely and innocently I didn't do anything! I'd never do something like that.
Ninja Danny: looks down at phone in surprise What? N...no, I didn't! He did! points to Danny and glares at him Stop lying! You're gonna get me in trouble because of you! I didn't do anything! It was him! It was his idea and everything!
Me: sighs and shakes head as they continue Boys, what are we gonna do about you...
Degona wrote:
Me: Throw them in the fun box?
Destiny: Ooo, good idea.
Destiny and Me: singing Fun box, oh fun box. Small and square and dark. Fun box, oh fun box, check out these cool fun locks. Yay!
Danny and Ninja Danny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Destiny wrote:
I suppose as a club we need to have an official membership list (to know whose really in the club and not just trying to fake it) so while Danny and Ninja Danny are being punished, er "playing" with the fun box, and therefore I have no one to torment at the moment, I'll start it. Once you join, just copy the list and add your name...
And since Danny's kind of busy at the moment, I'll add his for him.
Danny: No! I'm not a part of this insane club! I'm not! Don't you dare put my name down! Don't you dare!!!!
Destiny (katrish)
Danny (AKA "Dark Side Danneh and Cookies Club" Danny)
BombayDreamer wrote:
hangs to rafters in prison
Me: OK, we need to find a way to distract Destiny and her girls and then we get those two and make a break for it. It turns out that the cookies are evil, so their pitiful bribery won't work. Now, are you ready lads?
look at Super Phantom and Fun Danny
FD: Whatever dude.
Me: Great, out of all the Danny incarnations I get stuck with you two. Why me?
SP: Because concerned citizen, I am the heroic hero who shall not hesitate to harken to the prisoners rescue.
Me:...we're doomed.
Destiny wrote:
XDXDXDXDXD The sad thing is that I can actually picture Danny running around yelling about the evil cookies. XD
To everyone else who isn't planning a rescue or tied up: Hey, everyone! Come here! Hurry quickly!
Everyone: comes rushing in What is it, Destiny?
Me: We're finally getting somewhere. See? points to Danny Hey, Danneh, who are you?
Danny: eyes glow I am Danny, of the "Dark Side Danneh and Cookies Club"...
Me: claps hands Yay! It worked!
Ninja Danny: No! They got him! It's too late for him! I must save myself!
Degona: Don't worry, you'll be joining him soon. After all you ate the same thing.
Ninja Danny: NO!
Destiny/Degona: Yay! It's finally working!
Danny: shakes head and eyes change back to normal Huh?
Ninja Danny: Oh, there's still time for you after all!
Destiny: Drat. He's still fighting it. Okay I have a new idea. We need to find the keepers of virtual Danny, so we can give them cookies and make them evil so they will join our club and we'll be able to unleash the cookies using the internet for faster delivery, and Micro Management Danny so we corrupt the mice/rats to help in our mission! Plus he'll be able to sneak in everywhere!
Danny: whining Destiny, why are you doing this? You're almost like a sister to me.
Destiny: Exactly. And now we'll be even closer with the power of these cookies.
Danny: But you're not a villain or evil. eyes glow I am...
Destiny: At least we're getting somewhere now...
Degona wrote:
I'm a proud member... and so is Ninja Danny
Ninja Danny: I AM NOT! UNTIE ME!
Me: NEVER! emits evil laugh I'm sorry ND, we still friends?
Ninja Danny: 0o???
Destiny (katrish)
Danny (AKA "Dark Side Danneh and Cookies Club" Danny)
Degona (redpoet2)
Ninja Danny (another trapped... er, I mean willing participating Danny)
Beatrix (phantomphriend)
BombayDreamer wrote:
Me: GASP We may be too late. Go Fun Danny, go!
FD drops down to ground
FD: Um, hey there. Uh, behold the, like, power or my, uh, mullet and stuff.
SP: whispering Do you really think this plan will work?
Me: also whispering If it doesn't then we'll have an army of evil Danny's to deal with!
SP: shouts Suffering Specters! We must put a stop to this. And I, DANNY PHANTOM, shall do what I can to stop this evil scheme.
everyone looks at him
Me: That's it, next time I'm working with Dani, she at least probably understands the concept of stealth.
Destiny wrote:
Me: Hmm? Oh visitors. More Dannehs and a non-Danneh... Highly suspicious...
Danny: eyes back to normal Oh, hi me. Have you come to save me?
Ninja Danny: And me to?
Destiny: smiles innocently Hi, Fun Danny. And you to Phantom. I know you're there.
Danny: smiles Hey. Have a cookie. They're really good. Even Sam and Tucker want to try them...
The Queen wrote:
-walks in- A list? Good idea. Well, I might as well make it official.
Queen Danielle -stamps it to show my approval-
And, of course, my Danny's will join.
80's Danny: Hey, evil clubs aren't gnarly, dude.
That's "Your Highness"! And you already ate the cookie I gave you, so it doesn't really matter. -snaps fingers and has Degona haul him down with the others- why can't you be like your other side?
Five-year old Danny: Can I have more cookies?
Of course, you can. -gives him one- I hope eating so many evil cookies doesn't have some ill affect. He's eaten fifteen in the last hour.
I should probably start putting out positions to others just as an incentive for willingly joining. Let's see...if she wants to, Degona can be my Chief of Security.
Degona wrote:
I gladly accept!
Cranky wrote:
claps hands Yesh, yesh, it would be great to be co-prez! nods
BTW, I brought Control Freaks Danneh, who ish alreadeh EBIILLLL!!!!!!!
holds out CF Danny for all to be in awe over And since he's already evil, we won't have to waste cookies on him, and he can help us distribute! .
But, remember, HE'S MINE!!!! foams at mouth Um, yeah... embarrassed look
Destiny (katrish)
Danny (AKA "Dark Side Danneh and Cookies Club" Danny) Degona (redpoet2)
Ninja Danny (another trapped... er, I mean willing participating Danny)
Beatrix (phantomphriend)
Cranky (mehlubbs)
Control Freaks Danny (the only actually willing participant who isn't female)
Elise (Danielise) --Future Queen of the Earth--
The Queen wrote:
I guess I'll need to think up more positions.
Well, since you stated you were a good baker, I suppose you can be the Official Chef. You can make the cookies and my other meals and stuff once we take over.
And, um...geez, I've run out of positions. Wait a minute! I'm the queen, I have minions to do these things for me! Okay, Destiny can give out the positions. She is the Co-President.
PhantomAngelS2 wrote:
Er, and you think Dark Dan would be willing?
Dan: Why would I join a club with a bunch of insane fangirls, even if they do call themselves evil?
Me: Shut it! You're joining! You get to turn your younger self evil, which you've always been trying to do anyways, so don't complain!
Phantomphriend wrote:
Super Danny: "I'll save you!"
me: No you wont! You'll join! (ties him up)
D: You ferocious FIEND!
me: you know you love me.
d: in a weird way...
Destiny wrote:
talking about a picture of Danny evil
But he's still fighting it and when he's not evil, he seems to be kind of loopy, must be a side effect. Aw, lookie Danneh! It's you! points
Danny: No! no! It's evilness! I can't look! I can't - Hey, can I have a cool cape to? Ooo but it's got to be like black cuz then no one will see me and -
Me: See what I mean? sighs Alright, if you're good you can have a cape (which would be evil you know XD)
Danny: YAY! I get a cape! I get a cape! How cool is that?
Ninja Danny: NO! They've gotten him! Although that cape is pretty cool looking. If you- Wait, what am I doing? NO! THEY'VE GOTTEN ME TOOO!!!!
Oh, and about Dan. Sure you can bring him in. covers Danny's and Ninja Danny's ears Just don't let the Danny's hear...
BombayDreamer wrote:
Me: Oh no you don't!
swings down, knocking over anonymous cannon fodder guards, stands heroically
Me: Ha ha! And now you felonious fiend, hand over the Danny's and nobody gets hurt...gah! hits forehead I've been hanging out with Super Phantom for too long.
ignites lightsaber
Me: The Anakin Skywalker fangirls don't want the evil hero competition, so they lent me this. Nice girls.
Danny: It's days like this that just make you wish you'd stayed home.
Fun Danny: Like, totally.
Me: I do have one last thing to point out to you. Turning Danny's evil Lots of Dan Phantoms. Dan Phantoms Bad. Are you not seeing the pattern?
Destiny wrote:
Me: blinks Uh, hello? Nooo... NOT Dan Phantom. There's only one of those, so far. This is just "evil" Dannys. Come on, haven't you ever seen "Control Freaks?" There's like a BIG difference. Plus, no Vlad.
Danny: Yeah, cuz that's just icky.
Me: blinks at him Um, okay. He's loopy again. Danny, just go back to sleep. Anyways back to the point. I know what I'm doing, besides once you get to know him, Dan's just a cute little tamed puppy.
Dan: I am not! I will stop at nothing until I've - Danny and Ninja Danny attack him and tie him up What...what is this?! Have you both let them get to you? What a shame! I would never- Danny and ND each shove a cookie in his mouth How dare you- Oooo, ooooo. Hmmm, not to bad. Don't suppose you've got anymore? Destiny, Degona, Danny, and ND all grin as he eats more Wow these are the best tasting things I've ever had! Mmmm! And so incredible, my little hearts all a flutter. to the non club members You should really try these. I've never felt so...peaceful and happy before! I want to go out and save all the kittens! And then-
Ninja Danny: Whose the fruit loop now?
Destiny: Wonderful. So if you're already evil (well an evil vicious ghost who used to be good) then they cookies turn you somewhat nice... Interesting... sees Danny staring Uh, Danny?
Danny: dreamily You're really pretty when you're plotting and about to attack...you know that?
Me: smacks head I've got to stop wearing Sam's Plant Queen costume when I'm evil. (although it was better than Dani Phantom's outfit when I was a hero...)
Anyways I'm off to work!
Danny: trailing like a little lost puppy I'll go to...so you, you know, don't get lost or anything...
Me: blinks Oh, it's gonna be a LONG day... So, fine Danny and I will be back later today. Keep up the business until we get back. walks out w/Danny still trailing
BombayDreamer wrote:
watches Destiny leave
Me: You know, it's almost like she doesn't see me as a threat.
Me: I'm guessing that nobody wants to help me strive for good do they? Maybe I should just cross over to the darkside too.
Dan: Well we do also have kittens now. sweet sweet kittens.
slaps Dan upside the head
Me: Call yourself a villain? to herself ohmygosh I just hit Dan Phantom, that was so COOL! shakes head Urgh. No, that's the fangirl place, fangirl place is bad.
Dan: shakes head My head hurts and for some reason I want to hurt kittens more than I usually would.
Me: Hey, a good slap to your system made you normal again. I HAVE A PLAN!
Dan: So do I, it's called everybody leaves me alone.
storms off
Me: Well at least that's one prisoner rescued...kinda.
sighs
Me: I bet this NEVER happens to Kim Possible
Destiny:
walks in, somewhat running Okay I've just discovered another side effect...
Degona: You okay? You look kind of stressed and like you've had a good workout.
Me: The cookies definitely work, they do become evil...but...then they become completely affectionate and devoted to the one who gave it to them!
Ninja Danny: Say what?
Danny: pokes in There you are! smiles and waves Hey everyone! We're back. Desi, you okay? You seem upset
Me: Stop calling me that!
Danny: pouting look But it's fun...
Me: The guy at work didn't think so. He also didn't like the display of soda cans falling on his head, although he kept wondering how they got in the air in the first place..
Danny: But it was fun!
Me: No it wasn't! It was horrible. I'm going to get fired if you don't watch it! Not that I really need a job, but how else am I going to get all the ingredients for the cookies?
Danny: I'll steal them for you...
Me: No. I can do it myself! Now go play with the other Dannys.
Danny: whining I don't wanna! I wanna help bake more cookies! With you...
Me: Uh eyes dart around nervously What would Sam think? Or Valerie? Or Paulina...
Danny: I don't care... Oooo, oooo everyone, look what Desi got me! Destiny cringes as he poses It's a cape! A cool villainous all black-looking cape! And she got it just for me...
Ninja Danny: gasps You love-struck puppy! How could you betray us all like that?! I would never be caught dead - smiles at Degona Hi, Degona...
Me: Okay, look, Danny. I really don't want to do this, but if I have to, I will! pulls tray away with cookies on it that Dan was trying to eat from
Dan: HEY!
Me: whacks Danny in the head with it Finally.
Danny: shakes head Huh? What happened?
Me: Yes! I'm finally free again! No more being followed by the Phantom Puppy!
Danny: blinks Desi, you okay? Are you sick? Did you eat too much? Did you say you want a puppy?
Me: Desi? What? NO! It didn't work?!?! Crap! Okay, gotta think... Um, Danny, look it's just the cookies and I just don't really see you and me as being that close. I mean, you're more like a brother to me; I just like annoying and teasing and picking on you. Besides Sam wouldn't be too happy about this. And...you've got fangirls, which doesn't include me-
Danny: blinks again Are you breaking up with me?
Me: Well, uh, actually...
Danny: growls and eyes glow intensely; hair and cape flap in strong dangerous winds surrounding him NO ONE BREAKS UP WITH DANNY PHANTOM!!!!! GOT IT?!?!?!
Me: whimpers Um, yes?
Danny: goes back to normal Good. Now about those cookies...
Me: Oh... I hate THOSE cookies... They work TOO well...
Eh, been a long day...
\
Okay, well we've had some new members as well as positions, so I will go ahead and update the membership list! is half-tempted to start a live journal community based on this
And shhh Don't tell Danny I'm hiding down here. If I hear "Desi" one more time, I'm gonna-
Danny: Desi! There's more cookies ready!
Aw, crap! blasts Dan in frustration
Dan: HEY! I AM SICK OF EVERYONE BEATING UP ON ME!!!! I'M GONNA- Danny and Ninja Danny leap at him AH! I never should have escaped that thermos!
Destiny (katrish) --Official Dark Side Recruitment Officer/Club Prez--
Danny (AKA "Dark Side Danneh and Cookies Club" Danny; the first victim)
Degona (redpoet2) --Chief of Security--
Ninja Danny (another trapped... er, I mean willing participating Danny)
Beatrix (phantomphriend)
Cranky (mehlubbsDanny) --Official Chef/Co-prez --
Control Freaks Danny (the only actually willing participant who isn't female)
Elise (Danielise) --Future Queen of the Earth--
80's Danny
Five-year old Danny
PhantomsAngel (er, sounds better than Cass xD)
Dan (another unwilling participant whose fun to pick on)
Phantomphriend
Superdanny (yet another trapped Danny who failed a rescue mission)
AdrenaLynn (lynn138 )--Technical advisor/group director--
Phantomphan87
Crystaldragon18
BombayDreamer (Cuz she doesn't realize that she's breathing in the evil cookie air I had Danneh install XD)
Fun Danny (why not? All the others are)
BombayDreamer wrote:
looks at list
Me: Hey! I'm not breathing in cookie air. And I'm not evil. Slightly itchy but not evil.
Dan falls over next to her, smoking slightly
Dan:...ow
Me: Why are you even still here?
Dan: Obviously because I like getting my butt kicked by people. Why are YOU still here. They don't consider you a threat and you're not really thinking of going evil so why are you staying?
Me: Obviously because I like feeling useless. Whatever happened to your plan of everybody leaving you alone?
Dan: I have a new plan now. Its called KILL BOMBAY!
Me: Drama Queen.
taps Destiny on shoulder
Me: Look, are we gonna do the whole good Vs evil fight yet or is there something else that needs to happen first?
Destiny wrote:
Me: jumps AH! WHAT DID I TELL YOU PEOPLE?! DO YOU WANT DANNY TO FIND ME?! IS THAT IT, HUH?! YOU WANT HIM TO FIND ME AND BOTHER ME MORE?!?! stops Oh, it's you. Why are you still here? You know you've been here for over a hour and technically that makes you a member, evil or not. So welcome to the club. Now, what do you want? And, Dan? Why are you still down here?
Dan: Because you attacked me, remember?!
Me: Oh, I thought you were Danny. Well actually I knew you weren't, but whatever. turns back to Bombay Fight? Why do we need to fight?
Dan: Yes, a fight. That would be good. Then -
Me: blasts him without looking away I wasn't talking to you, was I?!
Dan: That does it. You think you can just walk in here and act all superior and stuff? What makes you think-
Me: blasts him again That. Now shut up so we can talk, and not to you.
Danny: pokes head in Dan? You're still here? Why are you here? And you, whoever, you are, why are you here also? smiles Are you joining the club? It's a lot of fun! And there's a lot to do, and Desi always-
Me: See? Now he found me! Are you people happy?!
Dan: Well actually- is sent flying back into a wall I've got to have a long talk to Clockwork...
Me: Now, as I was saying. knock at the door is heard, followed by someone calling out Who the heck is that?
Vlad: Ah, yes. I hear this is a good place to get some absolutely fantastic cookies?
Me: What the heck is Vlad doing here? That's one of our rules! turns to Bombay Is he with you now?
Danny/Ninja Danny/Dan: GET 'IM! leap at Vlad who screams
Cranky wrote:
screams
Control Freaks Danny: irritable What now?
Me: Shut up and eat!!! stuffs cookies in his mouth, and ties him up
CF Danny: What?!? What's going on?!? Oh. OH, NO!!! THIS IS ONE OF YOUR FANGIRL PLANS ISN'T IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Me: Yes.
CF Danny: Aaaarrggh! Why must I always be the victim of your idiot plans?!?
Me: Why do you think? Besides, it doesn't matter now. Soon, very soon, the cookies will go into effect, and act much quicker since it won't need to waste time turning evil. And then, YOU WILL BE MINE!!!!
CF Danny: Have you even looked at your sig recently?
Destiny wrote:
Me: blinks as she watches all the other female members shoving cookies into their Dannys What is with you people?! Do you really want all that unyielding affection and devotion?! Is it your dream to be followed and adored by Danny?! (or whichever of his incarnations you happen to be keeper of )...pauses Oh. Forgot. I'm dealing with fangirls... Never mind then.
Danny: Morning, Desi.
Me: smiles Hi, Danny... Wait, what? he grins mischievously/triumphantly and walks away Was I just nice to Danny? No way! Hey, there's cookies missing! But the only way something could get to them is if they could walk through walls and fly. You don't think... Nah. That's impossible... But I did wake up with crumbs in my bed... I'm just thinking too hard... He wouldn't..
Danny: talking to the other Dannys So, while she was asleep, I snuck in and -
Me: DANNY! Did you give me some of my own cookies?!
Danny: What makes you think that? grins innocently
Me: Oh, no. Well, I still feel evil, so maybe they don't affect me. That's good. Really good. sees a cookie crumb on Danny's face and affectionately wipes it off Oh, you have a little - Wait. What am I doing?! pulls away I'm not immune from all of the effects! No! Well, if it was just one cookie, maybe it will wear off, right?
Ninja Danny: Is that why the whole tray is gone?
Me: blank look Oh, darn...
BombayDreamer wrote:
shakes head
Me: Don't look at me, why would I try to get his help? He's an idiot.
Vlad: I RESENT THAT!!
Dan: Doesn't stop it from being true though
Me: You know I think I'm starting to like that Dan
CFDanny: You know for a rescue mission you're pretty pathetic.
Me: That's not very threatening coming from the guy who looks a bit like he's wearing eye-liner.
CFDanny: sniff Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I don't have feelings.
Me: Look, Dan's personality fixed itself after I slapped him upside his head. So a similar strategy would get the other Dannehs back to normal.
covers mouth with hands
Dan: HAHA! The cookies ARE affecting you. Do you need someone to slap you upside the head, because I'll gladly help there.
Me: NO! I'm fine. But the plan is a serious issue because what fangirl would slap their Danny? It's against the fangirl code
Dan: You slapped me with no problem.
Me: I'm not one of your fangirls.
random Dan fangirls appear
RDFG: No, but we are.
Me: Oh NUTMEGS!
gets chased
The Queen wrote:
-walks in, somewhat impaired by Five-Year Old Danny clinging to my leg happily- What is going on here?!
Destiny: It's the cookies!! They make you affectionate towards the person who gave the cookie to them!
-points down at leg- I know. You put too much vanilla in is your problem. -goes over to the recipe and makes some alterations- Having Cranky make the cookies like this and they'll revert back to how they should be. Destiny: BUT HE'S DRIVING ME INSANE! And he gave me cookies while I was sleeping!
Pish-tosh! This is easily fixed. DANNY!
-Danny appears- Danny: Yes, Queen Elise?
-looks at him critically- Aren't you forgetting to bow?
Danny: But Desi didn't have t-
BOW!
Danny: Yes, ma'am! -bows-
Danny, I need to take you with me on a small mission. Just a small one, but I need you to make it work.
Danny: And Desi's coming, too, right?
No, Danny. She has to stay here and recruit people.
Danny: But-
It'll only take a few... -looks over at Destiny-
Destiny: Days, please.
Days. So go and wait outside with all the mutant kittens.
-Danny skulks out irritably-
Like I said, easily remedied. I'll bring him back in a few days. -heads towards the door, saluting to Degona before pinting down, she pulls Five-Year Old Danny off my leg-
Five-Year Old Danny: NO! I WANT TO STAY WITH MOMMA! I WANT MOMMA! I WANT MOMMA!
Ignoring the fact that I'm not your mother, I have to and do something important with your...um...cousin. Oh, and Vlad? You're not in here! I'm planning on brutally humiliating you at some point with cute, deadly kittens. You can't join.
Vlad: BUT I WANT A COOKIE!
-looks around slyly- Someone have Dan give him one. –leaves
Destiny wrote:
Me: smiles gratefully at her Thank you, thank you, thank you... happily waves Buh-bye, Danneh! Yes! I'm finally free! I'm finally - sees Dan staring at me What are you doing?
Dan: Did you ever know -
Me: AH! blasts him and sends him flying into another wall
Dan: barely able to move It was a joke...
Me: glares Well it wasn't funny.
Dan: But isn't that what you wanted? His undying love and devotion? Which is just, ew...
Me: No! I wanted to turn him evil so everyone would join the club and help us. Besides that way I got to pick on him to. This was NOT part of the plan! THIS wasn't supposed to happen! And I can't believe he used my own cookies on me. laments and whimpers It's not right. I'm one of the only ones not actually in love with him and he won't leave me alone. This sucks! I hate it! I'm so glad he's gone! I'm finally free! No more being followed by the Phantom Puppy! I can live in peace again! No more problems! No more worries! Everything will be fine...
Dan: And?
Me: looks down and slightly whimpers And... I miss Danny! starts bawling as Dan watches in surprise What am I going to do without him? Darn those cookies!!!! Come back to me sometime, Danneh! Thanks to you and those stupid cookies, I'm not sure I can live without you!
Dan: blinks Well, then... That's interesting... Maybe I should steal some of those cookies and use them for my own use.
Me: No! zaps him again while still bawling
Vlad: Nevermind. I'm not sure I really want any of those cookies after all.
Degona: Yeah you do. nods at Ninja Danny who blasts Dan, causing him to fall into Vlad while holding a cookie that Vlad happens to eat
Dan: Oh...crud...
Me: looks around Hey, where did - sees Bombay being chased by RDFG's Oh, more fangirls? Sucks to be her.
Dan: also looks over Yeah, I know. I hate those girls. They always fuss and fight over me. It's really annoying.
Me: Yeah, like you. See? A perfect match. Wait a minute... Why did you want to steal those cookies then? They don't need them.
Dan: It's not for them...
Me: Um, Dan...why are you staring at me like that?
Dan: You know, you and Bombay have spent all this time abusing and picking on me. I've never had anyone do that so much, except for Valerie...
Me: Uh, Dan, I'm not the one who gave you cookies...
Dan: No. Those don't really affect me like that, well completely. But you did make them and you and Bombay have been tormenting me ever since I ate one...
Me: Eh? Aw, crap! races over in front of the RDFGs and grabs Bombay's arm We've got other problems! Come on! runs to the basement with her hoping to beat Dan and his fangirls there
5 yr old Danny: I WANT MOMMA!
Me: Just shut up and eat a cookie! stops and pulls it back before he can take it On second thought, scratch that.
BombayDreamer wrote:
Me: panting Thanks...pah...pah...Look, a good slap will shake the Dannys out of their hypnosis. I know it goes against the fangirl code, but you have to trust me.
Dan phases through wall
Dan: OK, those girls are nuts. What are you people gonna do about it?
Me: Well feel free to kick the fangirls butts, I hate them almost as much as you do. But the plan is a mass slapping.
Dan: Surely you can't do that.
Me: Don't ever tell me what I can't do! Ever!
Dan: You've been watching LOST again haven't you?
Me: shifty eyes Maaaaaybeeeeeee.
looks at Desi
Me: You're either in or you're out. Right here.
Degona wrote:
While on gaurd duty
Me: thinking Those Danny's are getting out of hand. I htink the cookies might be too strong...
just then a puff of smoke appears
Me: Hi Ninja Danny...
Ninja Danny: Hi Degona. I've come to releave you of your duties.
Me: No way. I know you've been messed up by those cookies. I'm not trusting you until we get you back to normal.
Ninja Danny: Oh... ND runs over to me, pinches my neck, and I pass out
Ninja Danny: dragging me around the corner Muwahahahaha!
LATER
Me: waking up Oh, my neck is killing me. I guess I must have dozed off. But How'd I get all the way down in the basement? And why do I have cookie crumbs all over my shirt? Wait a minute... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Destiny wrote:
Me: I'm NOT a FANGIRL!!!! I don't even like Danny like that...well at least I didn't... And I've been beating, and zapping, and blasting, and whacking Danny's head and throwing him in the wall all day. And now I can't stop missing or thinking about him!
hears something and turns to see Ninja Danny laughing
Degona? Oh, no. Not you to! Those Dannys are insane! And yet
no longer wearing Sam's plant queen outfit, now dressed in black capris and black tight tee with hair in ponytail looking confused
I don't know...
Ninja Danny: Haha, soon, you will both feel the power of the cookies like the rest of us.
Dan: points to me She already is.
Me: AH! Crap! How did he get in here?!
Ninja Danny: Um, ghost?
Me: Oh. feels someone tugging on my shirt and looks down to see 5 yr old Danny looking sad
5 yr old Danny: I want momma. She left me! I want momma to come back!
Me: to Dan, ND and 5YOD What? Did you follow me down here or something?
Degona: Okay, this has gotten a tad bit out of hand.
Dan: Well, without your ghost powers, you three can't walk through walls. And you don't have those right now because we all strapped Deflectors on you when you weren't looking, or were asleep.
Me: Oh. Crap.
5 yr old Danny: I want momm-
Me: Look, she's not coming back right now, so just stop! What are you doing down here?
5 yr old Danny: sad eyes I want more cookies...
Me: No more cookies! For anyone! everyone looks at screen Wait...the cookies are gone! The cookies are gone! Oh crap!
Degona: panicked Where did they go?
Dan/ND: grin at the three of us
Me: Oh...snap... meekly I want Danneh... Wait, I didn't say that.
Cranky wrote:
I feel so lonely and left out... .
And I can't think of anything random or witty to say...
Anyways, did someone want the chef? Something about a new cookies recipe? So long as you don't reverse the effects on my CFDanny?
Destiny wrote:
Yes, um, we had to change the recipes to hopefully prevent the undying devotion side-effect from now on so now we have to make a new batch. And since Degona and I are presently trapped in the basement, you're gonna have to make them. And, uh, watch Vlad. Dan accidentally gave him a cookie and dealing with Dan, Ninja Danny and 5 year old Danny is enough, don't want Vlad down here to. XD
Cranky wrote:
panics Hey, wait, I don't have to give CFDanny a cookie, do I? Wait...what was the recipe? panics more
Destiny wrote:
Not if you can stand this psycho obsessive devotedness they're displaying. I finally got rid of Danny, thanks to the Queen, but now we're got all this locos.
And don't worry it's written in the cookbook next to the sink. The one that Danny wrote "Danneh + Desi" all over...
Degona wrote:
And Ninja Danny wrote on it: ND & Degona 4 Ever!
HURRY! These ropes itch my body!
Destiny:
Yeah, I forgot about that. Just look for the book all scribbled over and covered in cookie crumbs. Er, Dan? You should really go leave and destroy the world now or something. Wait... they took away my powers but I can still get to Clockwork's! pulls out fancy staff and it lights up and reappears in CW's lair
Dan: Wait! Where did she go?! glares at Bombay and Degona still tied up Don't you two get any ideas!
CW: somewhat sleepy Destiny? walks out in PJS and fuzzy clock slippers rubbing eyes Is that you?
Me: Oh, good you're up! Look we have to go back in time and stop me from making those cookies.
CW: Because Danny and now Dan and the other's are driving you crazy...
Me: Yes! Exactly! So let's do it!
CW: No.
Me: No? Why no?
CW: Because everyone must learn their lesson.
Me: Okay, I get it. I learned my lesson. Don't pick on Danny and don't make evil cookies. There. Now? CW shakes head What?! Danny's evil and you don't want that!
CW: No, we don't want him turning in Dan. As long as he doesn't do that, it's okay.
Me: blinks So wait...you want Danny to be evil?
CW: Yes, cuz if he already is evil then he can't become Dan.
Me: And Sam and Tucker think we're the crazy ones? Wulf walks in and sniffs my clothes Er, why is Wulf here?
CW: Oh, we decided to hire a good tracker and he's got the best nose.
Me: Yeah, I see that. Wulf starts munching on something Oh, no...where did he get that?! No! Give it back! tries to pull cookie out of Wulf's mouth You can't have that! Bad dog! NO! DROP IT!!!
CW: blinks I believe my assistant needs some therapy...
Meanwhile back at the club
Bombay: She left us didn't she?
Degona: No, she just went back to Clockwork to try and convince him that she feels guilty so he'll reset time and this never happens.
Bombay: blinks So she's not sorry?
Degona: Are you kiddin? Yeah, right! We've evil, hello! Anyways she's really good at it so this should all end in about - door opens and Wulf walks in and drops me on the ground in front of them
Me: tied up I hate my life...
Degona wrote:
Me: tied up Wait a minute. What am I doing, I have the Reality Gauntlet! rustles free, and puts on gauntlet
Destiny: YOU'VE HAD THAT WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME?????????
Me: I forgot about it. Anyway... I'll set things right... using Reality Gauntlet to change the past so none of the evil cookies existed
-- In the Basement--
Danny and ND are tied up, in the basement
Danny: tied up Woah, what happened. My head feels funny. And why are we tied up in a basement?
Ninja Danny: I don't know, where's Destiny and Degona?
--Meanwhile--
Destiny: It's so easy when you're evil!
Me: Tell me about it. Thank goodness for reality altering devices. Do you think Clockwork's mad at us for messing with reality?
Destiny: Nah, I'm sure he'll understand...
-- In Clockwork's tower--
Destiny and Me are hanging upside down, tied up, over a pit of snakes
Clockwork: What have we learned?
Me: Never alter time or reality!
Destiny: And never create evil cookies that turn everyone into crazy, rabid, evil fangirls/boys!
Clockwork: Good.
And so, all of the friends learned their lesson, and they lived happily ever after. Unfortunately, the Danny's did not.
Danny: WE'RE STILL TIED UP YOU NOW!
Ninja Danny: I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
The End…