BabKits: Hello fanfic world! this is my 4th fanfic baby ^.^ i'm so happy! now, if you read my work before, you'll know that i like to talk with my characters-

Jasmine: oh yeah!

Aladdin: we are... that awesome!

Jasmine: not awesome, AMAZING!

BabKits: anyway!

Jasmine: oh, are Genie and Abu going to be in the writing too?

Aladdin: of coarse Abu is in the writing, he's my buddy

Abu: *squeal*

BabKits: just don't expect me to write in every squeal and noise that he makes, it gets problematic

Aladdin: ooooo, big words! thank god for spell check. XD

BabKits: hey, we're lucky i can spell your name

Aladdin: XP

Jasmine: are you two going to get along?

BabKits: Sure, if he gets too annoying, i can always call in the people from my other books *evil grin*

Aladdin: who could you have?

BabKits: well... *picks up laptop she wish she had in real live* let's see. Legolas, Belle, Adam, and maybe Inuyasha as of right now in my "small town Beauty and the Beast" book-

Jasmine: why are there a manga and a lord of the rings characters in your book of b&tb?

BabKits: long story short, some crickets got out of control and tried to eat Belle, i called Legolas to save her, she went crazy trying to kill both of us, i called Inuyasha to try to get her to sit down and talk, he hasn't shown up. *sigh* typical man.

Aladdin: hey! *starts over towards BabKits*

BabKits: who knew i would write you so mean :( *turns to Jasmine* control your man or he's out.

Jasmine: Aladdin!

Aladdin: *stops and looks over shoulder* yes dear?

Jasmine: be nice!

Aladdin: yes dear. *goes and sits on couch*

BabKits: boy, you have him whipped good! high five it!

*they high-5*

BabKits: Okay, let's start the Prolog!

Cassim pulled into the alleyway behind the Oasis Bar, were his new client was waiting.

"You're late." The client said plainly as Cassim pulled his motorcycle up beside his own.

"A thousand apologies." He bowed his head "Getting what you required was not a simple task."

"You have it then?"

"I had to slit a few necks, but I got it." He reached into his blood stained vest and pulled out half of something that resembled a beetle. As the client reached for it, Cassim pulled back while sticking out his other hand, "The treasure. Ow!" A parrot snatched it out of his hand and flew back to the client.

"Don't worry my friend," he said pulling out what looked like the other half to the beetle "you'll get what's coming to you."

"What's coming to you." The clients parrot squawk.

The client slowly put the two halves together and it glowed, coming alive and zipped away.

"Quickly follow it!" the client hopped on his bike and both of them roared away after it.

As they rode, Cassim wondered what he had gotten himself into. Real magic was getting rare in Agrabah, and normally was reserved for palace people or somehow passed down through a line of hard core thugs. So, which kind was he dealing with? The client didn't even come to him directly or even gave him his name. It was probably a palace man.

They rode out into the middle of the desert where the beetle spilt in half again and plunged themselves in to a big dune.

The dune shook violently and grew, and grew, until it was five times its original size. Not only that, but as it grew, it formed into the shape of a giant tiger head, mouth open wide with a unearthly glow coming from it's throat.

"Finally," the client breathed in awe "After all my years of searching, the Cave of Wonders!"

"Cave of Wonders." His parrot squawked.

Cassim didn't hear either of them; he was only staring at the cave in wonder and awe.

"Now remember," the client grabbed the front of Cassim's shirt "Bring me the lamp. The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp, is mine."

Lamp? Oh yeah, what his man told me before. Cassim thought. He walked into the mouth of the cave, when it erupted into a booming voice that shook him out and all the ground around them.

"Who disturbs my slumber!" the cave boomed.

"Um…" Cassim looked back at the client. When he gave him the go ahead "It is I, Cassim. A humble thief." He added.

"Know this!" the cave boomed "only one may enter here! One's worth that lies far within! The Diamond in the Ruff!" It echoed.

Cassim slowly made his way back in. When he stepped on the tongue; the cave roared and swallowed him whole.

"No!" the client screamed.

"Seek me out, the Diamond in the Ruff!" the cave boomed as it returned to its normal size as a sand dune.

BabKits: Ooooo, i wonder who the client is!

Aladdin: i could guess

Jasmine: yeah, it's obviously Ja-

BabKits: *covers Jasmine's mouth* hey! don't spoil it for the people who aren't catching on!

Jasmine: :P

BabKits: :P

Aladdin: hey, could you keep the bugging each other to a low tone? i'm trying to watch Tangled

*BabKits and Jasmine share a look*

BabKits: should we?

Jasmine: yeah!

Aladdin: *warily* what?

BabKits & Jasmine: ATTACK! *jump on the couch next to him, and start tickle torching him*

Aladdin: No! Stop! that tickles!

Jasmine: that's the point!

BabKits: give up the goods!

Aladdin: *between laughs* what goods!

Jasmine: the cookies damn you!

Aladdin: I don't know!

*BabKits & Jasmine share another special look while tickling him*

BabKits: Should i?

Jasmine: no, it's better if i do it.

Aladdin: do what?

BabKits: 1

Jasmine: 2

BabKits & Jasmine: 3!

*BabKits pins Aladdin's arms down on the floor and Jasmine starts to tickle his feet*

Aladdin: NO! NOT THAT!

BabKits and Jasmine: *smiling* THE COOKIES! WERE ARE THEY!

Aladdin: I... DON'T... KNOW!

BabKits: you will in the next chapter! please review ^.^ it's the only thing that will get us to stop tickling Aladdin

Jasmine: or cookies.

Aladdin: HELP ME FANFIC READER!

BabKits and Jasmine: *evil laughter*