"Craig honey, breakfast is ready!" Craig's mom called up to him from the kitchen.

"Coming!" He called back, grabbing his hat. He put it on and looked at himself in the mirror.

"Nice." He commented to himself before exiting his bedroom.

When he got to the kitchen his sister was already seated at the table eating pancakes and scrambled eggs with their dad.

"Here's your plate Craig." His mom handed him some pancakes of his own. "Be careful, it's hot."

"Okay mom, thank you." He said in a monotone as always.

Craig sat next to his dad and took out his phone. He had a couple texts from Clyde.

"Hey man, look at the pictures I got of Tweek on the diving board yesterday. He was too scared to jump off, look at his face."

Attached were a couple images of Tweek at the public pool with Token and Jimmy. Craig couldn't be there because he was in detention again.

Craig zoomed in on Tweek's face while mindlessly picking at his pancakes. He had never told anyone, but Craig found Tweek incredibly cute when he was anxious or scared.

Against his will, Craig's eyes drifted down to Tweek's bare chest, admiring his slim figure as he popped a slice of pancake in his mouth.

"What are you looking at?" His dad suddenly asked staring at Craig's phone.

"Nothing." Craig said, turning it off.

"Don't 'nothing' me, what was that?" He said, raising his eyebrows at his son.

"Just something Clyde sent me."

"Clyde, huh? You two gay now or something?" His dad muttered into his coffee.

"Thomas, stop bothering him. He can be gay if he wants to!" Laura scolded her husband.

"Yeah, I can be gay if I want. Wait, what?" Craig paused.

"You will not be gay!" Thomas thundered.

"I'm not gay. It was just a picture of my friend, dad."

His dad snorted and resume drinking his coffee in silence.

Craig finished his pancakes quickly, heading to the door for his coat. His phone buzzed, alerting him to another text from Clyde.

"Dude, did you get my text?"

"Yeah. Tweek is such a baby LOL." Craig typed back.

"Bye Mom. Bye Dad." He called back to them.

"Enjoy your day at school, sweetie." His mom said.

"Don't be gay." His dad advised.

Goddamnit, Craig thought at he heard his parents start arguing. Time to leave.