Yeah, hi thanks for looking at this story, I wrote this with DeathTheWriter, check her account for other Hetalia role plays she has done. If you don't like, don't read, I'm unsure about the rating…. Yeah that's it!

Disclaimer:

I don't own Marvel, or Hetalia, as the same as DeathTheWriter, and never do either of us plan on owning either of them, we might dream but not plan. We only own the words and the idea to break the fourth wall with these characters.

So without further ado, first chapter!

Chapter 1

Prussia was running hard; he had set up a prank in the world meeting with the help of the BTT. He didn't notice Deadpool was sitting on the roof, watching the countries come and go. He stood up as he watched his target, Prussia, run past, followed by a blonde shouting German. The German stopped at the door and yelled something in German to the albino before walking back into the building. Deadpool started following Prussia, making sure to stay unnoticed. Prussia slowed to a walk and pulled Gilbird out,

"Looks like the awesome me and bird got away," he said. While Prussia was distracted, Deadpool pulled out one of his swords and walked closer to the Prussian. Prussia had stopped walking and looked around him, spotting a comic book store in front of him.

"Yes! I wonder if there are still copies of the new Deadpool comic that the not-as-awesome-as-me America told me about are here," He entered the store. Deadpool waited outside for the Prussian to return from the store, leaning on the wall outside, playing with one of his guns as he waited. Prussia eventually left the store with two comics in hand with his little awesome bird on his shoulder. As he walked past, Deadpool shot a bullet at his leg. The representative of East Germany jumped and grabbed his leg,

"Argh! Shit!" he spotted Deadpool and started to slowly run. Deadpool followed, smirking under his mask, shooting Prussia again as he did. Prussia ducked and weighed up his options, unable to decide between his younger brother's wrath or possible short term death, he could hear screams from people running for cover,

"You're just making it harder on yourself by running Prussia!" He called out as he kept walking closer. Prussia paused and glanced at his attacker as he ducked out of sight behind a car, this….person was shooting him, knew he was Prussia and dressed as Deadpool and if Prussia's awesome sensing skills were working, this guy was (almost) as awesome as himself. He decided it was Deadpool. Deadpool jumped on top of the car and changed the gun for a sword which he pointed at the albino Prussian,

"You done running now? Because the readers are getting bored with this little chase,"

"Kesesesesesesesese, how can the readers get bored of me, I'm the awesome Prussia and this is the equally awesome Gilbird. Gilbird chirped. Deadpool simply stared at him, lowering his sword. Muttering in what sounded like an argument with himself, his voice changing from his normal one to a slightly higher and a slightly deeper voice and going back and forth. Prussia decided it was best to stay where he was for the moment, in case Deadpool got mad if he ran, so he sat down and started to read one of the two comic books which not too strangely to him had his face on the cover. Deadpool stopped his self argument and looked at the comics, recognizing the other one as his own, he took it and opened to a random page.

"You read about yourself as well?" Prussia asked, turning a page and giving a chuckle.

"Well of course! It's the best way to learn about the people you're fighting! You know, weaknesses and stuff, and besides, the makers get nearly everything right," Deadpool explained looking up slightly before back at the random page,

"I know! Besides you get to hear how awesome you are,"

Deadpool nodded, "Exactly!" the two continued to sit and read, that is until the sound of police cars appeared and Deadpool stood, throwing the comic book back to Prussia, who stood up holding both comics, "I guess you have to kill me now? Or will you let me walk?,"

"First I have to get away from the coming law," he said looking at Prussia, "you wanna come? You could come on with me on my missions! You'll be in the next comic book with me!"

"Woah the awesome Prussia team up with Deadpool to create the most awesomest comic book ever and crack the fanfic world as we know it? That sounds so stupid and risky, let's do it! The awesome me and Gilbird are in!"

At that point Deadpool wrapped an arm around Prussia's waist and pulled out a grappling hook from a bag that he had tied to his back and shot it to one of the buildings landing on top of it. The two of them ran along the roof tops filling the town with the sound of crazy laughter, and chirping. Deadpool stopped and looked back at Prussia, who was trailing behind from being shot. Prussia glanced at the blood trailing down his side and turned pale, before collapsing, Gilbird took off from his shoulder and chirped reproachfully at his owner. Deadpool walked closer to the fallen country and looked at him, trying to avoid the blood as it was a nightmare to clean his suit, mainly because you couldn't tell if it was still stained with blood or not, as a similar point he had made about the guy wearing brown pants that he had to deal with last week* and it never came out of the fabric well. The bird had landed on Deadpool's shoulder and chirped at him. Deadpool looked at the yellow bird, "I don't speak bird,"

"Chirp," the little bird flew away. Deadpool looked at the bird before sitting on top of the unconscious Prussia's chest.

So what do you think? I know that the rating may or may not seem weird but... let's face it, I'm paranoid and it feels as if these characters might swear at any given moment. This doesn't have a storyline, just the aim to try and break the fourth wall…

*this is in reference to the latest movie that is coming out soon where I live. If you have already seen it then great! Don't spoil it, this is a scene in the trailer, really funny…

Again neither DeathTheWriter nor I own the characters used, that's all from me.

Wurst & Pasta!