Hey. i..love.you.k. and poodlehair92 wrote this story. It will get funny this is just the intro. Depending on how long, there will be mutiple diary entries in one chap. Were trying to do it so each little love group each has its own Chap., but sometimes it won't work. Don't get mad at Dudley's entries. He's dumb so the words are spelled wrong. PLEASE REVIEW AND NO FLAMING. if you do, I'll just delete it and then find where you live and kill you in your sleep. THX! I would put something between the entries but the computer won't let me. FAGET!
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Chap:1 Sorting Hat, Dumbledor, and Dudley.
Dear Diary,
Sorting Hat here. I just got back from repairs. I feel better then ever. Well I did until I got back. Dumblie keeps looking at me in this weird way. I feel very self-conscious. Well they had to send me all the way to the muggle world to get repairs from a wizard who lives there. While I was there I saw this boy and I found my self wanting him. Now you know I'm gay so I'm sure this is no surprise, but this was a boy. And a Fat one! I feel very strange. I am glad because I managed to find out his name. Dudley. Cute right. I know, I don't really go for the whales, but today has changed my entire perspective on life. OMG! i almost forgot to mention! The wizard who repaired me mentioned that Dudley is somehow related to Harry Potter! What a great summer this is going to be. I only need to find a way to get back to the muggle world now...
Sorting Hat
Deer Dairy,
Yo. Im hungrie. I really wish I could get some food. I love food. More then the average fatty. Like, I sometimes kiss my food. Is that Weird? what eveszszs. I still love it. I wish me and food could make babies. Then I could eat the babies. Yummy. Mum says babies come from the stork but I'm like 17 so I know better. They come from food. I love food. sometimes on tests, when i don't know the answer, I put food. I'm so smart. By the way, today I saw this nasty, ugly hat. I could have sworn it was staring at me. I love food.
LUV,
Dudley
Dear Diary,
I haven't written in awhile. I hope you haven't forgotten me. To refresh your memory, I'm Albus Dumbledor. Most of my 'close' friends call my Dumblie. So of course no one calls me Dumblie, but once I get some close friends, I will tell them to call me that. Just one moment. There is a knock on my door.
It is a package. How wonderful. Its Sorting Hat back from the repair shop. He looks quite good if I don't say so myself. Really good. REALLY GOOD! Wait! What did I just write?!?!?! Give me a minute to collect my thoughts.
I read, reread, and read again. I have come to the awkward decision that I find the Sorting Hat attractive. How odd. The Sorting Hat. I wonder... I just had an sudden serge to put the Sorting Hat on my head. How...Dirty...I must go clear my thoughts in the Pensive. I shall write again. I think this is going to be an interesting summer break.
Dumblie.
I guess I consider you my close friend.
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