Fruit Bowl by Shauna chambers
One day Harry the haricot (and for those that don't know French it's a pea) lived happily in the fruit bowl with his good friends Ron the banana and Neville the nut. Suddenly a massive albatross called Hermione came down from the skies and perched next to the bowl. Unluckily for them she was very hungry since she had flew from Australia so poor Neville the nut died of a panic attack
(Sadly there was no need for him to die because Hermione was allergic to nuts)
Then Harry realised that he will be eaten. As she got close to Harry's head he jumped in to a pine apple's spikes and sadly will he was shaking with fear he was chopped up by the spikes. Then Hermione dived into the pine apple and also died. Ron the banana survived although he died laughing.
THE END
Ok, for the record I never wrote this, I merely typed it up for my friend who begged me to put it up here.
I find it funny and immensely silly.
Please review, flames are welcome because they are funny!