I hope you like this very weird story...enjoy...I think...
The Everyday Life of the Pervy Sage: Jiraiya
One beautiful morning, some teenage girls decided to go swimming near the waterfall, but it just so happens that a pervert was lurking about. Unfortunately for them, they didn't know that.
The pervert and a boy with bright yellow hair were training behind bushes where the pervert could peek at every girl who goes to the waterfall. Today was his lucky day because five girls were going to come.
Once the girls reached the waterfall, they started splashing each other playfully. Their faces were toward the bush. They were probably going to stay there for at least an hour.
As the boy was training the pervert was peeping at the girls splashing at one another.
"Hey! Pervy Sage!", said the boy furiously, "Aren't you supposed to supervise my training!"
"Shut up Naruto", said Pervy Sage, "I'm doing research." Then he snickered. Man that Naruto is annoying. "Jiraiya do this! Pervy Sage do that!" God! Why did I ever say I was going to train him! While Jiraiya was talking to Naruto, the girls were leaving.
"Now look what you did you little snot! You interrupted my research and now the hot girls are leaving."
"Well I'm soooo sorry!", said Naruto. "But if you would just help me train then you would have all the time to be a pervert!"
The Next Day
Naruto and Jiraiya were out there again: Naruto training and, of course, Jiraiya trying to get a peek at an unsuspecting girl.
"Hey Naruto." stated Jiraiya.
"Yeah? What is it?" replied Naruto.
"I was thinking…maybe you can train without me supervising. What do ya say, kid?"
"Nuh-uh! There's no way! I don't want my only training teacher to get caught being a peeping tom."
As they were arguing some girls walked by to go swimming. Although they were quite, Jiraiya knew they were there. (He has pervert senses.)
"SSH Naruto! We don't want to scare off the ladies!"
"WHAT! YOU just want to stare at them you PERVY SAGE!"
The girls had heard every word so they walked behind the bush and glared at the squirming pervert.
"Is what this little boy says true?" said one of the girls.
"Uh…you don't really believe that squirt do you?" squeaked Jiraiya.
"Oh! Now your calling this innocent little boy a squirt? How dare you!?"
When the girls left out of sight Naruto started laughing hysterically.
"I can't believe you got beat up by girls!" Giggled Naruto.
"Shut up Naruto!" Jiraiya groaned. Then he fainted from all the hits on his head. (He had bruises the size of Texas on his head.)
I hoped you liked it. Please tell me how I did since this is my first time.