LGF: -playing with her love whore-

Sasuke: Steph…

LGF: What, Sasuke?

Love Whore: Mew -purr-

Sasuke: Aren't you supposed to be working on a certain story…?

LGF: …No?…Oh. You mean the next installment of "Pimp My Sasuke?"

Sasuke: Yes!

LGF: Eh. -puts love whore down- Maybe later.

Love Whore: Mew. -leaves to get food/water-

LGF: -blink- Okay. I'll do it now.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto /or/ anything that has to do with the words "Pimp My" other than "Pimp My Sasuke" and "Pimp My Sasuke Again." (which I suggest you read if you haven't read them yet. )

Part three of a trilogy.

So, without further adieu, the third and final part of a "Pimp My Sasuke" trilogy: "Pimp My Sasuke, One More Time!"

Well, it's been a month. Yes, a month since Kakashi got the chase of his life.

It was a peaceful day in Konoha. Unless you were a member of Team 7, in which case, I suggest you hurry up to your team practice that started about two hours ago…

/Team 7 Training Session/

Naruto jumped out of the way of yet another one of Sakura's kunai. It was target practice day, and guess who was the target…

Anyway, while Sakura did her best to embed one of her kunai into the blonde shinobi, our little Uchiha avenger was definitely not into the fight.

Sasuke had his mind on other things. If you know Uchiha Sasuke for even a minute, you would be very well aware that he's not one to simply give up. On anything. Period. And, unfortunately, that even means that he's not willing to give up on being one of the only twelve-year-old pimps…

'I need to think about this. Any woman I asked kept trying to kill me, so maybe women aren't the best people to be whores. But, Kakashi-sensei's books all had /woman/ whores in them…Wait! There was one that had…I have to tell Naruto!'

Sasuke turned his attention back to the fight. Naruto and Sakura were engaged in hand-to-hand combat while he still hid in the trees. He looked around for Kakashi and found him still sitting under a sakura tree, reading his ever-precious Icha Icha Paradise book. 'Hm…I'll get rid of Sakura first,' he thought, jumping out of the tree.

Sakura and Naruto's fight ceased once they laid their eyes on their Uchiha teammate. They had completely forgotten that he was even there for they had not seen him in a while.

"Umm…hey, Sasuke. What's up?" Naruto asked, scratching the back of his head.

"Well, I just wanted to suggest that we all go do something after training," he answered, thinking about how dumb and out-of-character that sounded.

While Sakura was amazed that Sasuke wanted to hang out with her, our favorite blond ninja figured out that something was seriously wrong!

"Alright. Who are you and what have you done with the REAL Sasuke!" he shouted, pointing accusingly at Sasuke.

BANG!

"Hey! Don't talk to Sasuke like that, baka!" the angry pink-head yelled, banging Naruto on the top of the head. Naruto clutched his poor, aching head while Sakura continued to yell at him for accusing Sasuke of anything.

Sasuke blinked. 'Morons,' he thought dully, then decided to break this dumb argument up. "Hey, Sakura, Naruto. Listen, you guys need to chill out. I just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out after training. I mean, I was looking in the paper this morning and I saw how Sakura's favorite store was having a sale, and-"

His explanation was interrupted by the squeal given off by his kunoichi teammate. "Oh, my God! A sale! Ah, I've gotta go. See you guys later! Bye, Kakashi-sensei!" And, with that, she was gone. Running off to the 'sale' that her favorite store was supposedly having.

'Well, that was easy,' Sasuke mentally mused. 'Now, to take care of Kakashi-sensei…'

Kakashi appeared seconds later before his two remaining students. Pulling his book down so that they could see his eyes, he coolly asked, "Where's Sakura going?"

"She's going off to a sale that Sasuke-teme told her that her favorite store was having," Naruto answered, still rubbing his head. Sakura hits hard!

"Ah," Kakashi replied, looking to said Uchiha for confirmation.

"Yeah. I read about this morning in the paper. And, Kakashi-sensei, I also read about how the book store got the newest edition of Jiraiya's book series…" Sasuke commented, looking as innocent as ever.

"Really?" Kakashi asked, looking anxious to get to the book store.

"Mmhmm."

"Well, without Sakura, I think our training session's over. Have a good day, boys," Kakashi said, waving his farewell to the two before poofing off to the book store.

There was silence.

"So, Sasuke. Wanna go get some ramen?" Naruto queried, looking to the smirking clan avenger.

"No, Naruto. But, I've got an awesome idea."

"Really? Does it involve ramen?"

Sasuke sweatdropped. "No. But, it does involve us being the twelve-year-old pimps that we wanted to be."

"Eh, I don't think I want anything to do with that, Sasuke. Sorry," he replied, placing his arms behind his head and starting off to Ichiraku's.

"Wait! Naruto! What are you talking about?" Sasuke called, catching up to the hungry blonde.

"Well, we tried to be pimps. But, every woman we asked either avoided us or kicked our asses. I mean, Hinata-chan still faints whenever I say 'hi' to her. I'm over being a pimp. But, if you still wanna be one, go right ahead."

"But, Naruto! I've figured out how we can be pimps without getting our asses kicked," Sasuke beamed.

This caught the blonde's attention. "Really? Well, how?"

"We ask men."

Naruto thought about this a second, then laughed. "Yeah, right, Sasuke. There's no such thing as a male prostitute!"

"No! There is. I read about it in one of Kakashi-sensei's books."

"The same one that told you about prostitutes in the first place?"

"No. That was the first volume. I read about male prostitutes in the second."

"Oh. Well, I guess that could work. I mean, men were women during the first six weeks of pregnancy."

Sasuke's eyes widened. "How do you know that?"

"Huh? Oh, I read that in one of Tsunade-baa-chan's books 'cause she was yelling at me about calling her 'baa-chan'," Naruto explained.

"Oh. I didn't know that. That makes this idea all the more awesome! Well, dobe? What do you say? You wanna join me in being a twelve-year-old pimp one more time?" Sasuke asked enthusiastically.

"Well…I guess, teme. It sounds like it should be easier. And fun." Naruto answered, a little more excited than he was earlier.

"Perfect. Let's do it!"

"Yeah!"

The two genin high-fived each other as a substitute hand shake. And, the deal was struck. Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto were going to be the twelve-year-old pimps of Konoha's, not only first prostitution ring ever, but the first male prostitution ring ever!

Oh, dear Lord…

Well, there it is. The first chapter of "Pimp My Sasuke, One More Time!" Sasuke and Naruto are gonna be pimps of male prostitutes. Hopefully.

Oh, and I gotta thank my Biology teacher, Mrs. Spencer, for the whole 'men being women the first six weeks of pregnancy' thing. And that is true.

See the pretty button? -points to the button- Good. Review. I'll give you pimp plushies if you do…

-LGF ;)

Updated:7/3