Total Drama Universe
Episode 1-Sail the Seven Seas!
"Last season on Total Drama, 14 contestants were brought back to compete in a totally different environment." Chris began his introduction on the familiar wawanakwa dock. "This time were mixing things up once again to the largest playing field we ever had on this show, the entire world! 16 players will return for another chance at the million dollar grand prize. Just like before they'll have to survive the challenges, the eliminations and whatever else the world has to throw at them. This is the season premiere of Total Drama Universe!"
-Theme song-
"Let's introduce our contestants, shall we?" Chris said with his smile as the first boat arrived "She's the CIT with an attitude and short temper to boot. Our first contestant is Courtney!"
"The first to arrive and hopefully the last as well" Courtney stated as she walked onto the dock. "Nice to see you again Chris, I hope we can have a great season this year"
Chris's mouth was open. "uh…Courtney, something seems different about you, did you turn nice or something?"
Courtney let out a little giggle. "After I saw the episodes to Total Drama Action on TV, I was horrified at the monster I became so I decided this time to be a better person."
Confessionals-
Courtney: As if! I plan on playing just as hard and just as ruthless as I did last season, but everyone else doesn't need to know that.
End
"Well that's sure great!" Chris scoffed "Your rampages gave us huge ratings last year! Oh well hopefully the next player won't be such a disappointment. It's the obsessive guitar dude! Trent!"
The guitarist came off the boat holding his guitar and suitcase "Thanks for such a warm introduction Chris" he said
"You're welcome!" Chris stated "So Trent you didn't make it very far last season do plan on making up for it this time?"
"Defiantly! The last thing I want is a repeat last year" Trent said "I'm hoping for a fresh start"
"Agreed" Courtney added
"Well this next player is also hoping for a fresh start!" Chris pointed to the next boat. "Returning from season one, It's Tyler!"
The athlete jumped out of his boat on to the dock. He performed a summersault with grace landing perfectly on his feet.
"Wow" Chris was shocked at the surprisingly impressive stunt Tyler did.
"That's right I've been training for this!" Tyler said as he flexed a muscle "No way am I gonna be a laughing stock this year!" Tyler started to walk over to the other two players but then tripped over his own shoelace.
Chris regained his smile "Clearly. Anyways next up we have the Dynamic Duo of Bridgette and Geoff!"
The party dude and the surfer girl came on the same boat doing their favorite pastime, making out. They walked out of the boat and on to the dock without even bothering to stop
"You two are still making out!" Courtney was shocked "Even though that's what cost you the game last year."
Bridgette stopped smooching Geoff and took a huge breath "No, no of course not were just trying to get it out of our system before the game actually starts"
"Believe me; we learned our lesson from last time!" Geoff added as the two resumed kissing
"Well that's just great guys!" Chris yelled as he face palmed "Did all of you really have to change and learn from your mistakes? Way to throw the ratings down the drain."
The next boat came but no one came off
"Maybe they decided not to show up this season, can't say I blame them" Tyler shrugged
"We all have contracts Tyler" Courtney rolled her eyes "We don't have a choice if we come back or not."
Just then the docked boat exploded! Everything went silent in till the sound of laughing filled the air. It got louder and louder. No one knew where it was coming from in till Izzy fell out of the sky and crashed right on the dock.
Chris sighed with relief "It's good to know that some of you will never change. Anyways, yep folks, Izzy is back once again!"
"Hey guys. Who wants to play a game?" Izzy sounded as if nothing had happened "Guess how much dynamite I needed to blow the ship!"
Courtney rolled her eyes. "How about we don't and say we did"
"Oh oh, or we could play how many crew members I blew to bits on that ship!" Izzy seemed much more enthusiastic about this game
Everyone else's eyes widened. "Okay I think it's time we introduce the next contestant." Chris said clearing his throat. "The next player is everyone's favorite lug, Owen!"
Owen's boat came but no one excited
"I swear if another one of our boats get blown up-" Chris started but then owen ran out of his
"Sorry! I was finishing up my lunch" Owen stated while still chewing
"Those boats don't serve any food Owen" Tyler replied
"I always bring my own food when I go on ships!" Owen said with a smile "And when I go to school, and ride in cars, and on the rare occasions go for a walk!"
"Whatever, up next-" chris was cut off
"OWEN!" Izzy shouted as she jumped on to Owens back. "How you doing big O?"
"Never interrupt me!" Chris screamed "Like I was saying up next returning from season one, Cody!"
Cody's Boat arrived and he walked out.
"Ladies, never fear the Codemeister is here!" Cody said with his gaped tooth smile
"Finally!" Tyler shot his arms in the said "Someone else who wasn't in season 2"
"Nice to see you too Tyler" Cody replied
"Alright guys we still have a lot to do in this episode so I'm gonna have too hurry this up" Chris
Bridgette broke away from Geoff's lips, and took in a deep breath "Wait, can't you just edit the stuff after you film it? What takes hours in real life can just be 30 minutes in film or TV." Bridgette didn't even wait for a reply before she started making out with Geoff again.
"Whatever, Bridgette." Chris scoffed "The next two competitors have a long history together, ladies and gentle men please welcome, Heather and Gwen!"
Both boats arrived and dock. Heather and Gwen both came out of their boats with smiles and both quickly sighed when they saw each other.
"Really Chris?" Gwen asked "Not only do you force me back for another season but you just have to introduce us together."
"Please Gwen" Heather added "Having your name followed by mine is probably one if the highlights of your dark, miserable life"
"Hey Don't be mad at me that Chris is forced to introduce me with you because he's afraid everyone will turn off their TV's as soon as they see your face." Gwen replied with a smirk
"You know what gothie!" Heather started but was interrupted by chris
"Ladies ladies, this is why I introduced you two together!" Chris smiled
With much hesitation, both girls walked onto the dock shooting daggers at the other.
"Hey Gwen!" Cody and Trent said at the same time
Confessionals-
Trent- Last year I really messed up with Gwen, I don't expect her to get back together with me but I want to at least get us back on good terms.
Cody- My prayers have been answered! Gwen is in the same season with me and is single! Now that's Trent's out of the way I finally have a shot with her.
End
The next boat arrived and Eva stomped out.
"Eva, hey glad to have you back!" Chris said
"Shut it!" Eva growled "The only reason I came back was for the money, not to hear you run your mouth!"
Eva seemed angrier than ever as she walked over to the rest of the group.
Chris coughed "Maybe change isn't such a bad thing. The next player to arrive is last season's winner…Duncan!"
Duncan walked on the boat with a smirk, dark sunglasses and a gold necklace.
"Can't wait to make another million of this show" Duncan bragged
"Don't get to confident Duncan" Cody added "Winning twice in a row is next to impossible."
Duncan rolled his eyes "Maybe for you but I already made the final four twice"
"Hey guys' could you all shut up for like a sec? we still have 4 more to go." Chris interrupted the conversation "The next player in a fan favorite, Lindsay!"
"Hi everyone!" Lindsay waved on the boat. "Glad to be back for season 4." Lindsay walked off her boat to the others when it docked.
"Ugh" Heather narrowed her eyes at Lindsay "Last season was season 2 moron."
"Exactly" Lindsay said
Confessionals-
Heather-How that idiot made it further than me last time I'll never know.
Tyler- Me and Lindsay Have to be on the same team this season! That's what messed us up on Total Drama Island.
End
"Returning from season one, Noah!" Chris announced
Noah walked off he boat without a word.
"Aww what's the matter Noah?" Chris mocked "Still sad that you were voted out third on TDI?"
"I was very disappointed" Noah replied "This year I'm going to give it my all to get voted out first"
"Noah!" Izzy jumped off of Owen and hugged him "How is my sarcastic friend?"
"Great" Noah replied sarcastically
"And the last two people returning, both from season 2, Leshawna and Harold!" Chris stated
The two walked off the same boat. "Hey everyone, I want you all to be the first to know that me and Leshawna and officially a couple!"
Most of the contestants awed while heather gagged.
"What!" Leshawna screeched "Who in the world told you that nonsense?"
"I read a blog on the total drama fansite" Harold answered "It seemed pretty legit"
"Harold" Leshawna sad helplessly "How many time do I have to say, you and I are just friends"
"But-" Harold was cut off
"Guys, you have an entire season for this drama, that is if you last that long. Let me finish the introduction episode"
"Speaking of introductions, when are you going to introduce us to where were staying? You told us it wasn't the island." Gwen asked
" Good timing Gwen" Chris said looking at his watch " It's on its way now!"
Just as Chris said it arrived "This season you'll be staying on this luxury cruise ship!"
Inside the ship the deck looked like a paradise. "Wow dude…Are we really staying here?" Geoff asked scratching his head."
"Yes and No. The winning Team will have un limited access to the deck while the losing team may only come here during lunch, when called, a challenge, or if you win a luxury cruise pass." Chris help out a card with his face on it wearing a sailor hat
"So what are the challenges this season?" Duncan asked annoyed "Boat themed"
"Nope! This season where going all around the world! You'll compete in challenges in each of our docked locations!"
"Okay" Trent said "What about the teams?"
"Those we will create right now!" Chris pulled a sheet and under came a wheel with each of the contestants faces "We'll spin the wheel twice to get our team captains. Chef will you do the honor?"
Chef came out of a room wearing a little sailor boys outfit. "Have I mentioned I hate my job" He spun the wheel. The cast looked in suspense in till it finally landed on Tyler's face.
"YES!" Tyler cheered "Team captain, alright"
Chef spun the wheel again and this time it landed on Courtney.
"Team captain? Well I guess somebody has to do it" Courtney said with a smirk
"Alright we have our captains Tyler over there Courtney there" Chris said as the captains took their spots "okay Courtney you'll go first, you do not have to pick school yard style but you do have to balance out the genders. Courtney you pick 3 girls and 4 boys, Tyler vice versa"
"Um..I'll start with" Courtney was surveying the crowd of players "Lindsay!"
Everyone was baffled, especially Duncan and Tyler.
"Yay! I was chosen first" Lindsay ran over to Courtney
Confessionals-
Courtney- Last season Lindsay and I were major enemies so in order for me to take the target of my back from last season I need to make her an ally. Plus messing with Tyler is a good move in the long run.
Tyler-NO, NO, NO! Lindsay and I have to be on the same team! Courtney I'll get you for that.
End
"Alright then" Tyler took his turn to survey the roster " I pick Duncan!"
Duncan shrugged
Courtney seemed ticked off "Whatever, I pick Geoff"
Tyler didn't even hesitate "I pick Bridgette!"
The couple looked at each other one last time and went over to their teams
"Recap" Chris buzzed in "Courtney has Lindsay and Geoff while Tyler has Duncan and Bridgette. Wow way to screw all the couples up"
Courtney was thinking hard about her next pick "I choose Gwen"
Gwen went over to her team
"Alright then I choose, Eva!" Tyler shouted "We need some muscle on this team"
Courtney rolled her eyes "Good luck with that"
"Excuse me!" Eva roared
"Nothing! I choose…" Courtney smiled "Heather."
Confessionals-
Courtney- If Eva does decide to get aggressive I'll fell self assured knowing that I have heather to push in front of me and distract her
Heather- On a team with Gwen and Lindsay! Help!
Gwen- Really! 3 seasons in a row heather and I have been on the same team
End
"I guess I pick Leshawna" Tyler pointed at her
"Trent" Courtney called out
Confessionals-
Trent-Sweet! Gwen and I can finally work things out
Gwen- This couldn't get more awkward
End
"My next pick is Owen!" Tyler stated
Courtney looked around and didn't see many powerful players "Cody I guess
"Awesome!" Cody ran over to his team
Confessionals-
Cody- Finally Gwen and I can work things out!
Gwen- spoke too soon
End
Tyler was studying carefully at the three remaining contestants, Izzy, Harold, and Noah. "Um…well by my count were gonna have to take Izzy ethier way so I guess I pick her"
"Just down to Harold and Noah" Chris beamed in " Can't say I'm surprised but whatever, Courtney you have to pick one of these two and the other one will join Tyler's.
"Fantastic" Courtney put her hands on her hips trying to decided "Who do you guys think I should take?" Courtney asked her team
"You actually want our opinion?" Gwen asked cautiously
"Of course my trusted friend and team mate Gwen!" Courtney said with a smile
"I think Noah. Eva, Izzy and Noah are strong allies" Cody said " So it would make sense to break that alliance now"
"That might be the-"Heather stopped her insult " wait that's actually kina of a god idea, well for you anyway."
"Gee thanks"
"Alright then it's decided" Courtney nodded towards her team "Well take Noah!"
Noah had sat down and started reading while they were discussing. Noah walked over to his new team.
"Great I'm on the dweeb's team again!" Duncan sneered
"Duncan you And I were actually strong teammates last season" Harold added
"That was then and this now" Duncan replied
"Alright we have the teams!" Chris opened a box and took out two banners "We wanted to keep the tradition going so…Tyler your team is now called, The Killer Sharks!" Chris passed the banner to Tyler and he opened it. It was the familiar shade of red with the symbol of a shark jumping ready to eat it's pray.
"Sharks!" Bridgette seemed upset "Can't we be the killer dolphins or something?"
"Nope!" Chris answered "Courtney your team is now known as, The Screaming Eagles" He tossed Courtney a green banner with an eagle in flight.
"The game is officially on people!" Chris added
Confessionals-
Owen- Awesome season 3 has officially began and I can't wait to play
Geoff- Being separated from Bridgette might not be such a bad thing you know. I mean well still see each other and we won't have to vote each other off or whatever. Plus we can't make out 24/7
Heather- There is no way on earth I'm going through this again without winning there's just no way.
Eva- No fooling around this time. It's all about the money
Izzy- Look! I can do pushups with my tongue!
Duncan- Ready or not I'm coming for you million dollars! Your just gonna have to wait a while
Harold- I have what it takes to win this game. Seriously! I just need the chance to prove that
End
"Seems like this season will be no holds bar!" Chris said with excitement "That works fine with me. So much drama and were only on the first episode! There's still way more on the way, so stayed tuned to our first destination next time on Total Drama Universe!"