"Ow! Don't tug!"
"If you learned to wash your hair yourself, maybe you wouldn't have to have me do it!"
"Dull. There are more important things in life than cleaning. OW!"
"Oh, so personal hygiene isn't really an issue with you, then?"
"Well, obviously I have to shower every once in a while – "
"Every once in a while!"
" – I said obviously. I don't want to end up looking like Anderson."
"What's wrong with Anderson now?"
"Everything. You're getting conditioner in my eyes."
"You'll be getting more than bloody conditioner in your eyes if you don't shut up."
"...Hmm."