Summary: At New Ooo High, not everything is easy. There's tests, fitness tests, pop quizzes, crazy, strange mean teachers, staff or some faculty really monsters in disguise and feeding on students, food fights, detentions ect. But wait, there's more: a love cycle. Marshall loves Bonnie, Bonnie loves Bubba, Bubba loves Fionna, Fionna loves Alan, Alan loves Amy (Flame Princess), Amy loves Finn, Finn loves Marceline, but Marceline hates Finn. And at the same time, there is Ignatius for her (Flame Prince). But…who does Ignatius love? Meanwhile, Jake and Cake argue over which couple is better. Jake and Raen (Lady R.) or Cake and Chro? (Lord Mo-Chro)

Characters

Finnick "Finn" Shada: 16

Fionna Shada: 16

Jacob "Jake" DiMaggio: 17

Cake Roz: 17

Raen Yang: 17

Chro-Code Morse: 17

Bonnibel "Bonnie" Bubblepop: 17

Bubba Gumwad: 17

Alan Chills: 16

Amy Flare: 16

Marshall Lee Abadeer: 17

Marceline Abadeer: 16

Ignatius Flare: 17

Riiiiiiiiiiiiinnng!

The first bell rang at New Ooo High, signaling students to get ready to go to homeroom on the second bell.

The Shada sophomore siblings chatted, excited to see their friends again from last year. "you think I gotta chance with Marcy?" Finn asked his sister. Fionna rolled her eyes. "Dude. She doesn't like being called that. That's one of the reasons she hates you. You always call her these names she tells you not to call her so many times yet you still do." Finn blew a raspberry.

"Come on. Don't be ridiculous. She doesn't hate me. She just has some issues cooperating with me." Fionna rolled her eyes again, shaking her head in disbelief. "Whatever you say," "Hello peeps!" Jacob DiMaggio charged in the school with a big party face on, as usual. His girlfriend, Raen, by his side smiling. "Jake!" Finn ran up to his best friend and fist bumped with him. "Sup, man." greeted Jake. "Been awhile."

"Heh, heh. Yeah." Finn agreed. "Hey, Raen." "Hello, Finn." Raen said in a Korean accent. "Hey, Jacob. Hey Raen." Fionna walked over to them. "Girl, how many times to I gotta tell ya? The party dog prefers Jake!" "Whatevs. You still having those croak dreams?"

"Yes I do, thank you very much! And I've met The Party God, who will let me take his throne one day. Then I'll be the ultimate party animal! No wait. Party dog!" Raen, Finn and Fionna all groaned in annoyance. Jake's favorite animal was a dog. And it was the thing he talked most of next to partying, premonition or croak dreams, being wise, giving good advice, and Raen.

"Ay, ya'll! The Party Goddess and her man in the house!" Cake and Chro barged in, walking over to the others. "Party Goddess?" Jake repeated and pointed at Cake angrily. "There is no Party Goddess! There is only the Party God! Me! And my girl!" "Pfft. Yeah, right. I've seen cups party harder than you."

"And I've seen girls that actually look like girls than you," remarked Jake. Cake balled her fists and bit her lip, trying to resistance talking back with Chro's help, pushing her back from clawing Jake's face off with her long sharp nails. "(It's not worth it!") Chro exclaimed in Morse Code. Raen slapped Jake on the back of his head for his rude remark of Cake.

Soon, the rest of the gang arrived. Bubba, Alan, Amy, Bonnie, and Ignatius. "Hello, B-Bubba…" Bonnie waved at Bubba blushing. "Greetings, Bonnibel." Bubba said back casually. He then turned to Fionna and blushed. "Oh. Didn't notice you there, Fionna." "Hey, Bubba." Fionna said. "It's been a long time, huh?" "Y-yeah,"

"Well. I better go say hi to the others." Fionna walked off from Bubba, who was love struck. "H-hi, Ignatius." Fionna blushed as she neared her love interest. "Sup, Fi?" said Ignatius. "Long time no see." "Yeah. Ha." "Hello, everyone." Amy sauntered in, and greeted her friends. Her face turned red as she saw Finn approaching her. "Hey, Amy." Amy tried not to stammer. "Hi, Finn." "You seen Marce on your way here?" Amy tried not to scowl at the sound of the nickname. "No," she said fiercely. "And she doesn't like being called that. "C'mon! You too? Why does everybody think Marceline hates me?" "Well, guess she just does. But hey. Look on the bright side. You didn't call her a name she dislikes."

"Kids! Please! Hold your applause! You're too kind!" Marshall, in a showing-off voice came in with his sister, Marceline. "For behold! The Abadeer Siblings are at your service!" "Good," Cake demanded. "You can start by getting outta my face!"

"Why would I get so close to something so ugly?" Marshall stuck his tongue out at Cake. Cake grunted, irritated. Marshall Lee always got on her nerves, next to Jake. Marceline and Marshall said their hellos to their friends. "What's up, Marceline?" Ignatius asked. Marceline used her hair to hide the blush forming on her cheeks. "Oh…nothin' much." she responded.

Finn watched them as Marceline 'flirted' with Ignatius. He glared at Ignatius in jealousy, but figured out that Ignatius didn't like anybody. He wasn't trying to hit on Marceline he just wanted to be friends. Yet, why was it so easy for him to get all the girls? Why did girls drool and fight over him? How can that dude even talk to a girl like Marceline so easily? What was his purpose? What was his secret?

Finn was determined to discover it…someday. But he will. Then he'll also have the charms and get the girls as well. But only to have Marceline, obviously.

Marshall caught the eye of Bonnibel, talking to Fionna. He pulled his collar to the side nervously, trying to let the heat escape from his shirt and wiped as much sweat as he could from his forehead. He inhaled deeply, cleared his throat and said, "Um. Why, hi-ya there, Bonnie."

Retard! he scolded himself in his thoughts. Um? Hi-ya? Seri-sauce, what is wrong with me?!

"Uh…"

Fionna and Bonnibel stared at him as he searched for words. Then Fionna broke the awkward silence. "I'll…just be over there, then." And she walked away. "You alright, Marshy?" Bonnie questioned concerned. Marshall's eyes widened and he tried hard not to turn red.

She called me Marshy! Eeeehhk! Okay. Play it cool, Lee. Nice and easy. Don't overreact or make a fool of yourself. Calm down. Everything's good. Just act normal.

…

Okay, poor choice of words for me. Or to describe myself. Anyway, how about natural? Yes! That's all. Just act, natural.

Marshall shook his head, snapping back to reality, but his eyes closed. He breathed in heavily, opened his eyes ready to say something but Bonnie wasn't there anymore. He looked around and spotted her chatting with Amy. Then the bell rang. M.L groaned.

Everyone began to go to their lockers or leave them to go to their next destinations: homeroom. Marshall put on his book bag, and walking to class, thought of methods to woo Bonnie, while she did the same only for Bubba. And he for Fionna. And she for Alan. And he for Amy. And she for Finn. And he for Marceline. And she for Ignatius. And Ignatius for…

Hmm…

Anyhow, as Amy packed her supplies, her pencil pouch fell out her book bag. She struggled to reach it, but a hand grabbed it and put it in her backpack. Amy looked up to see Alan, trying hard not to blush. "Hey,"

"Hey. Listen. Thanks for the help. Love to chat but gotta run!" Amy ran past Alan. He sighed in disappointment and walked to class.

Marceline, in a hurry, closed her locker and dropped her math textbook in the process of speed walking to class. Before she could get to it, Finn got to it first and put it out in front of Marceline to take it. His face went scarlet. "Hello there, Marcy. I-"

"Ugh! I told you not to call me that!" Marceline snapped at him. She grabbed her textbook. "Go somewhere else, geek. I gotta get to homeroom." She walked past him, and roughly shoved his shoulder. Finn rubbed his shoulder, but blushed when he realized she had touched her shoulder.

Awesome! he thought. She touched me! Marceline Abadeer actually touched me!

He looked back at Marceline, getting a drink from a water fountain and remembered what she said about homeroom. "Huh. Me too." he said.

"I don't care!" Marceline yelled from behind him and disappeared into the hallways. Finn was the only one left. He looked at the clock on the wall. It read 9:06. Only six hours and fourteen minutes left of school already. Just then, the final school bell rang. "Oh darn!" Finn cursed. He quickly grabbed his backpack and all he needed for the day, kicked his locker shut and ran as fast as he could to homeroom class.

First day of class was not pleasant. Finn would've gotten a detention for being late but didn't since it was the first day. But he did get a warning. Finn looked around the room. He was with the people:

Amy

Alan

Fionna

Reed Tax

Angelica Petal

Bloom Jackson

Jadon Idereion

Larry Stale

Elliot Mondza

Slick Stable

Henry O'Ryan

Zeus Tide

Asia Link

Lynn Pibee

That was 15 students including himself. Some of these people he knew from last year, excluding his sister, Alana and Amy. There was Angelica, Slick, Zeus and Larry. Larry had been in his last year's homeroom, Slick had been in same Phys Ed period with Finn, Zeus had been in Finn's History class (Kinda ironic I know) and Angelica used to be Finn's math tutor. (And sometimes embarrassingly babysitter). Some others he saw in the hallway like Asia, Lynn, and Reed. Henry, Elliot, Jadon, and Bloom he didn't know at all. And the reason he knew their first and last names was because everyone was wearing name tags. Even Finn. There were three rows of desks. Five in each row.

Finn took an empty seat unfortunately behind his sister. But she was luckily by Alan who was in front of Amy. Amy frowned because she was farther from Finn, Alan grinned because he was in front of Amy, Fionna was glad she was to the right of Alan and Finn was a little miserable because neither, Marceline, Marshall nor Jake was with him.

This sucks, he told himself in his mind. He could tell this was going to be a long day, with the exception of this waste of time. He wanted to go to Chrous, or Phys Ed, or have a food fight at lunch or go see Jake or Marceline.

As his teacher, Simon Petrikov, or Mr. Petrikov, lectured about discipline, concentration, rules, emotions and ice and snow, Finn glanced up at the clock. It read: 9:23.

Only? Wow.

Finn, becoming extremely bored, let his tiredness consume him, his head lay on his desk, his eyes slowly shut, and drooling from his mouth, the sophomore teen soon dozed off…

Me like where this is going. Do you? And no, Finn will not have a dream about living in Ooo. He will have a dream, but it won't be about the Land of Ooo. Oh, and Ignatius and Amy are cousins.

Ash and Ashley will be in this. Ash will be trying to have Marceline all for himself. Ashley will seduce Marshall, shocking Amy to find out she's jealous about that. And what lengths will Alan move to when he finds out? Will he even attempt anything at all?

Any who, more to come! Favorite, follow, review, it's up to you. Boo-yah, I made a rhyme! And it's all mine! Oh yeah! I'm hot today! Nothing's going the wrong way.

Nope. No sir. Not me. I ain't gonna be heading towards the direction One Direction goes. The wrong direction. Boo that musical group! Go, TDG! (Three Days Grace) Oh, and Skillet. And Breaking Benjamin. And Eminem.

-BossKing109