Stupid disclaimer: I don't own anything which has to do with FF7, squaresoft does, I also don't own the matrix or anything that hasd to do with the fact that we're all being used as batteries, I wonder how they used the energizer bunny?? I also don't own mcdonalds, though I would be rich if I did. So I said it, who gives a damn and reads this crap anyway, you're probalbly not even listening to what I'm saying. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah ,blah, blah...
Intro: 2 years after the end of the game, evryone is traveling to cosmo canyon because cloud has gone into a state of a seizure and is moaning things about aeris, so they think they might find out about reviving her there....
(Cosmo canyon comes into veiw over the horizon everybody cheers except for cloud)
Vincint: I think this is where I will go my own way and head back to Nibelham... hee hee get it, nibel and ham, oh that one kills me.
Everyone stares blankly at Vincint
Vincint: Oh... did I say that one out loud, oh, well um.... see ya
( runs off screaming various swear words and screaming something about that Bugenhagen is hot.)
Everyone continues walking, Barret looks incredibly bored
Barret: God damn it, I've had enough of this desert and carrying cloud on my friggin' back!!!(thorws cloud 20 feet in front of him.) Let's have some fun!!!( starts shooting ravens flying around in the sky) wah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
Bird after bird continues to fall from the sky except for one which keeps on dodging the bullets, (matrix scene occurs where birds is seen in slow motion dodging the bullets)
Tifa: %$#@&^&**^%$$#&^*$$!@%#&%$#&%#$&##!^&^& Barret sto-
Cid: hey that's my line you %$#@&^&**^%$$#&^*$$!@%#&%$#&%#$&##!^&^&
Cid and Tifa start scraching each other
Yuffie: Whoo hoo, catfight!!!
Cid and Tifa turn on Yuffie and start beating the crap out of her
In the midst of all of it, the one bird lands on the ground and starts to radiate
Cid:(choking Yuffie) What's the $%^$#@* hells' wrong with that bird.
Yuffie: urk... can't we just use the.... urk.... actual swears... urk... like shit urrrrkkk...
Red XIII: There's goes our PG-13 rating
Cloud: Aeris, I think I just made a wet one in my pants
Barret: What the hell is wrong with that kid, ya know what would make him even scarier... an Afro
Everyone stares blankly at Barret, even Yuffie for some reason biting Cait Sith's leg.
In the meantime the bird has walked up to Barret without his knowledge and starts pecking him
Barret: FU^&'IN Bird!!!!!(begins shooting at it and another matrix scence occurs with the bird hauling backflips backwards.
Barret stops firing the gun and stares at the bird, bird stops radiating and turns to sephiroth
Everyone: Holy F%$&^ S^%$ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth:( taking out sword and pointing it at everyone) I have come back because my butt hurts(breaks out laughing and accidentally slahes one of Cait Sith's arms off)
Cait Sith: Oh God, it hurts, evn though I'm a robot, it still hurts, why reeve, why!!!!!!
Sephiroth:(paying no attention to the fact that Cait Sith is running around screaming) I really have come back because I was returned to the planet in the lifestream, however, I came back out as a gerbil. I was shot in the face before I gained my magic back, then I came back as a flea on Red XIII, He ate me.
Red XIII: So youuuuuu were the cherry flavered one.
Sephiroth: anyway, then I came back as this crow and gained my powers back. I will do whatever possible to stop you from reviving the ancient.
Everyone: Aeris?
Sephiroth: Nooooooooo, Jenova, then I can become god again...... Huh, what??? You guys can revive Aeris!!! Holy S#@$ !!!! I have to stop you here!!!!
Sephiroth Charges withg Murasame in hand, sudenly the earth shakes
Sephiroth: Awwww, Crap, I'm hungy
Runs of into distence screaming that he wants his big mac supersized
Barret: we'd better hurry on to Comso Canyon
Everyone except cait sith: Yeah!!!!!!
Cait Sith:(Holding up severed limb) Why Reeve, Why!!!!! why did you make it so I feel pain!!!!!!
Stay Tuned, I plan on making some freaky chapters which may involve at least one main characters death... duh duh duh!!!!!!!!
Intro: 2 years after the end of the game, evryone is traveling to cosmo canyon because cloud has gone into a state of a seizure and is moaning things about aeris, so they think they might find out about reviving her there....
(Cosmo canyon comes into veiw over the horizon everybody cheers except for cloud)
Vincint: I think this is where I will go my own way and head back to Nibelham... hee hee get it, nibel and ham, oh that one kills me.
Everyone stares blankly at Vincint
Vincint: Oh... did I say that one out loud, oh, well um.... see ya
( runs off screaming various swear words and screaming something about that Bugenhagen is hot.)
Everyone continues walking, Barret looks incredibly bored
Barret: God damn it, I've had enough of this desert and carrying cloud on my friggin' back!!!(thorws cloud 20 feet in front of him.) Let's have some fun!!!( starts shooting ravens flying around in the sky) wah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
Bird after bird continues to fall from the sky except for one which keeps on dodging the bullets, (matrix scene occurs where birds is seen in slow motion dodging the bullets)
Tifa: %$#@&^&**^%$$#&^*$$!@%#&%$#&%#$&##!^&^& Barret sto-
Cid: hey that's my line you %$#@&^&**^%$$#&^*$$!@%#&%$#&%#$&##!^&^&
Cid and Tifa start scraching each other
Yuffie: Whoo hoo, catfight!!!
Cid and Tifa turn on Yuffie and start beating the crap out of her
In the midst of all of it, the one bird lands on the ground and starts to radiate
Cid:(choking Yuffie) What's the $%^$#@* hells' wrong with that bird.
Yuffie: urk... can't we just use the.... urk.... actual swears... urk... like shit urrrrkkk...
Red XIII: There's goes our PG-13 rating
Cloud: Aeris, I think I just made a wet one in my pants
Barret: What the hell is wrong with that kid, ya know what would make him even scarier... an Afro
Everyone stares blankly at Barret, even Yuffie for some reason biting Cait Sith's leg.
In the meantime the bird has walked up to Barret without his knowledge and starts pecking him
Barret: FU^&'IN Bird!!!!!(begins shooting at it and another matrix scence occurs with the bird hauling backflips backwards.
Barret stops firing the gun and stares at the bird, bird stops radiating and turns to sephiroth
Everyone: Holy F%$&^ S^%$ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth:( taking out sword and pointing it at everyone) I have come back because my butt hurts(breaks out laughing and accidentally slahes one of Cait Sith's arms off)
Cait Sith: Oh God, it hurts, evn though I'm a robot, it still hurts, why reeve, why!!!!!!
Sephiroth:(paying no attention to the fact that Cait Sith is running around screaming) I really have come back because I was returned to the planet in the lifestream, however, I came back out as a gerbil. I was shot in the face before I gained my magic back, then I came back as a flea on Red XIII, He ate me.
Red XIII: So youuuuuu were the cherry flavered one.
Sephiroth: anyway, then I came back as this crow and gained my powers back. I will do whatever possible to stop you from reviving the ancient.
Everyone: Aeris?
Sephiroth: Nooooooooo, Jenova, then I can become god again...... Huh, what??? You guys can revive Aeris!!! Holy S#@$ !!!! I have to stop you here!!!!
Sephiroth Charges withg Murasame in hand, sudenly the earth shakes
Sephiroth: Awwww, Crap, I'm hungy
Runs of into distence screaming that he wants his big mac supersized
Barret: we'd better hurry on to Comso Canyon
Everyone except cait sith: Yeah!!!!!!
Cait Sith:(Holding up severed limb) Why Reeve, Why!!!!! why did you make it so I feel pain!!!!!!
Stay Tuned, I plan on making some freaky chapters which may involve at least one main characters death... duh duh duh!!!!!!!!