I was bored and going through my e-mails and found something like this. My first thought was, how cool is this? Next was how would Vader react if he got one... Taking a small leap from my usual area so be cool.

Disclaimer: I own nothin' dur. If I did would I be here? I didn't think so.

E-mail escapade

Chapter one

Darth Vadar

RE:

TO: Dad ,darthvadarsithlords.mail

FROM:Luke ,jedipilotsavoirsoftheworld.mail

ARRANGMENT: STAR DESTOYER

2.WHAT ARE YOU READING: E-MAILS

3.WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE AUTHOR: I DO NOT HAVE ONE

4.FAVOURITE BOARD GAME: BATTLE-SHIP

5.FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: SITH MONTHLY

6.WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSR PAD: WHAT IS A 'MOUSE PAD'?

7.FAVOURITE SMELLS: CLEAN

8.LEAST FAVOURITE SMELLS: GARBAGE, THE EMPEROR

9.FAVOURITE SOUND: SILENCE

10.WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU THINK OF AT NIGHT: WHEN WILL MY ERRANT SON COME HOME

11.WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING: SEE ABOVE

12.FAVOURITE COLOR: BLACK

13.FUTURE CHILD'S NAME: I WILL NOT HAVE ANY MORE CHILDREN. TWO IS ENOUGH.

14.WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE: THE EMPIRE, MY SON, HONOR

15.FAVOURITE FOODS: WHO WISHES TO KNOW?

16.VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE: ...CHOCOLATE...

17.DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST: YES

18.STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: 'COOL'? NO, BUT ENJOYABLE UNDER THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES

19.WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: POD RACER

20.YOUR FAVOURITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: ANYTHING FLYABLE

21.IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE: MY WIFE

22.FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I DO NOT DRINK

23.DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI: YES, ONE MUST BE IN TOP PHYSCAL CONDITION

24.IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE: SITH LORD

25.IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR: GO BUGGER YOURSELF, I WILL NOT ANSWER SUCH A DEGRADING QUESTION. ONE SHOULD KEEP THEIR NORMAL HAIR COLOR, NOT GALAVANT OFF AS A FREAK WITH BLUE HAIR. DON'T EVEN TRY LUKE

26.EVER BEEN IN LOVE: YES

27.IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: HALF EMPTY

28.FAVOURITE PASS TIME: MEDITATE

29.WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: NOTHING

30.WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER: SIX

31.MOST RESENT EXTRAVAGANT PURCHASE: SECOND DEATH STAR

32.FAVOURTE VACATION SPOT: NABOO

33.PLACE YOU WANT TO LIVE: DO NOT CARE

34.PLACE YOU HATE: MUSTAFAR, HOTH, BESPIN (I SAID I WAS SORRY),ANY PLACE WITH THE EMPEROR

35.LAKE OR OCEAN: OCEAN

36.CAKE OR PIE: ...PIE...

37.BOXERS OR BRIEFS: I WILL NOT ANSWER THAT

38.SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: HE IS A GOOD SON NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES

39.PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: LEIA

40.PERSON WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: EVERY ONE

Now that I have answered your stupid e-mail will you consider coming home?

Darth Vadar

Remember to adopt a pet from Adopt a Pet Services. There is a pet waiting for you today!

This e-mail has been scanned by Scan Master.

Twitch, twitch...Will continue with other characters! Next is Luke. R/R!

-The Angel