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This is not your typical story. It is created in a rather unusual way.
The four Endeavours gather together in a circle or other geometric shape. Pieces of paper are handed out, one sheet to each person. Each person writes the beginning of a story. It can be about anything they want, approx. a paragraph long. Then they fold the paper over, so that only the last sentence or so is showing. Then they pass it to the next person in the circle, who must continue the story. All they have to go on is those few lines from the person before them. Then, they fold over their paper so the last sentence is showing, and pass it along. This continues until the stories are finished. You then have four completely illogical (yet hilarious) stories which may or may not have a plot, make sense, keep the same characters (and their genders), or take place in the same universe.
Each chapter is a seperate story, and you may read them in any order.
The paragraph divisions are not the original divisions a.k.a. each seperate person's part of the story. We divided them up differently so that the story flows a bit better.
If you get confused (which you probably will) consult our profile, where we have placed a character guide and a more thorough explaination. Also, you can review and ask us questions, or e-mail us.
At the beginning of each chapter we will list any relevant previous knowledge you need to "understand" that particular story. For example, in this chapter, you should probably know about:
1. Harry Potter
Disclaimer: We don't own any characters, places, items, or clam juice from Harry Potter. Sadly. It all belongs to the magnificant J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers.
Once there was a potions Master who enjoyed eating clams. He ate them day and night, hiding his obsession from the students he taught. Then one day, he had a problem…
His dog, Whiskers, was rabid. It also had fleas. Other teachers hated this dog, and he was afraid they would try to kill Whiskers. As the teacher stirred a potion he was very nervous. Poor Whiskers!
Whiskers was so nervous his bladder let go. He saw a knife came down by his ear. He hissed loudly at the mysterious person holding the knife. The sun was setting, and Whiskers, being a black cat snuck away into the dark. The person holding the knife was changing. The potion was wearing off. Whiskers was escaping.
Through the window he jumped, streaking across the ground toward the Whomping Willow. He shot down the tunnel, racing toward the Shrieking Shack. Just as he neared the door into the room, they caught up to him. Quickly he transformed back into a man and whipped out his wand. He pointed it at the tunnel entrance and shouted "Reducto!" bringing it crashing down upon his pursuers.
"Run!" Snape yelled to the others, grabbing the clams and his bib. "I can't let the students see it!" He swooped down the corridor and screamed out another spell, bringing a cauldron crashing down upon the curious Ron and Hermione. "I can see it!" Ron yelled blearily, "The clam juice is all over his mouth!" Snape glared back. He wiped the clam juice off his mouth and continued down the hall, trying to keep the evidence hidden.
But it didn't work! A teacher turned the corner and yelled "What are you doing?" He ran down the corridor and right into a group of student. "Eww! Clam juice!" They said, but he didn't care. He shot spells and curses at the group of people chasing him.
Whiskers loved being an animigus. He changed back into a cat and hid behind the door. The people chasing him ran past, unsure as to what was going on or where Whiskers had gone. Whiskers thought to himself, those poor muggles.
As he wandered across the sloping grounds, taking in the beauty of the lake, the forbidden forest and the sun set beyond, he thought of his wonderful adventure. Perhaps, some day, he could finish his project and redeem the lives of the poor muggles lives he had left behind. He curled up in his cat form on his tree for a good nights rest.
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