Hello!
Woo, I give you a TwoXShot!
I love writing these! So much fun :D
Anywho, this one is a little different. Wanna know why? Simple, its rated M! Well not yet... but! Next 'chapter' it will be!
Woo.. I don't know if thats a bad or good thing.
Now, don't worry, no graphic sex. I would never be capable of writing that.
However! There is some scenes that are a little sexual. Also, a little slash.. because well, drunk teenagers.. what do you expect?
So, to make it clear,
Warnings for the next 'chapter': Somewhat sexual scenes. Slash. Swearing. Drunk teenagers doing stupid stuff. Sexual comments.
In this chapter: Nothing really. Just, a sexual comment? Who knows.
So if you don't like, don't read. Or you can read, get mad, and leave some review explaining your hate for the story.
Also! This story is suppose to be funny. At least the funny parts will come in the next 'chapter'.. man this 'chapter' is simply.. a little introduction?
Also, let me clarify that this is a FanFiction. Key word; Fiction.
Characters:
Main: David, Gillian, Delos, Maggie.
Secondary: Morgead, Jez, Thierry, Hannah, Maya.
And eventually all the main couples.
They are all Humans.
I think I'm done! Enjoy :D
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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Wear The Chicken Hat
OneXShot
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Summary: Two couples get dragged to a party that offered two things that made the night awkwardly memorable. Alcohol and a heated up game of spin the bottle. They just couldn't say no, especially if their dignity was at risk.
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"We will be taking up the homework Monday, so please make sure you do it" rolling her eyes and pushing up her glasses the teacher concluded her class as she opened the door to allow the students to leave.
Excitement and joy reflected the students face's as they left the classroom wishing the teacher a good weekend as she simply smiled. Out in the hallway loud talking and sounds of locker's opening and closing were heard as the hallways slowly started to fill with students eager for the weekend.
That's why Maggie Neely took her time. One thing she hated -with passion- was walking down a hall full of excited teenagers because it was simply Friday. She would constantly get pushed and shoved as her body made contact with other bodies allowing her to smell illegal substances, body odour- more specifically, sweat and worst of all, axe. One thing Maggie would never understand is why guys spray a bottle of that… thing all over their body every few hours and no, she was no exaggerating. Guys in her school went through 4 bottles a day.
"Hey there" With a few exceptions of course.
Grabbing her bag and pushing her hair back, Maggie made her way towards the door where Ms. Black was admiring the charming smile her boyfriend owned. "Hey" she said greeting him back before turning to her teacher to wish her a good weekend. Ms. Black gave her a smile and reminded her of the homework before she decided to go back to her desk.
"A lot of homework for the weekend?" Delos, her charming boyfriend, asked with a tone that triggered her interest.
"Not really" was her small reply as she watched him carefully, which is why she noticed the grin his lips formed after hearing her words. "Why?" she asked with a small smile.
"No reason" Maggie knew he was lying, however she didn't think much of it and simply decided to change the topic.
"So, today my Biology teacher…"
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"… decided to inform us that we would be dissecting a frog for the next few classes"
Gillian raised an eyebrow in amusement. "And that bothers you, why?" She stretched out the last word teasingly as she looked at herself in the mirror inside her locker.
"I never said it 'bothers' me" David clarified a little too serious.
"Sure" Gillian stretched out her reply once again before smiling at her reflection and then proceeding to close and lock her locker.
"You look cute" David mouthed with a smile before leaning towards Gillian and pressing his lips softly on her own, making her cute (always predictable) blush slowly appear on both her cheeks.
"And you look tired" Gillian mumbled as she touched his face with both her hands. "Was Mr. Cole hard on you again?" David scowled once he heard the name of his gym teacher which made Gillian accept that as an answer. "He really hates you"
"He really does" David sighed as he grabbed Gillian's hand before looking around the hallway. He frowned once he noticed the couple they walked home with wasn't anywhere in sight.
Gillian noticed his frown after she too looked around, smiling, she opened her mouth to speak however the words never came out because someone 'interrupted' her.
"Yo, Blackburn!" Gillian frowned once she saw the owner of that loud voice as David turned around to see who had called him. Morgead Blackthorn walked towards them in a smugly way with a smirk on his face, glad to see the attention he was getting from everyone standing around the hallway- he couldn't help it, he was naturally loud.
"Morgead" David greeted him with a manly 'half' hug. "What's up?"
Hearing that question made Morgead smirk because of the answer he had. He shrugged before his eyes landed on Gillian, the petit blonde David adored so much. She was glaring at him, which came as no surprise, however Morgead was always a gentlemen towards ladies, especially a lady as fair as Gillian. "Hey Jill" Gillian scoffed making Morgead frown. "Cant you ever be nice?" Gillian raised an eyebrow before rolling her eyes. "What did I ever do to make her hate me so much?"
The question was clearly addressed to David who had an amused expression on his face. He shrugged as he tightened the grip he had on Gillian's hand. "I think her hate towards you started the night you forced me to that strip club"
Gillian rolled her eyes as Morgead smirked with amusement while David started to regret his words. "Aw, you're the jealous type?" Gillian didn't say anything as she glared at Morgead. "Don't worry Jill, David had to leave before the ones with the double D's showed up, and he tried reducing the touching to a minimum"
"I'm going to kill him" Gillian mumbled soft enough for only David to hear, who was currently blushing seeing how Morgead's words had been true.
"Anyways" Morgead exclaimed excitingly as he turned to face David. "Dude, you have to come…"
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"…to this party!" Blaise Harman exclaimed excitingly. "Definitely the party of the year. You miss it, you can say bye-bye to your reputation."
Maggie raised her eyebrow before silently questioning what reputation Blaise was talking about. Delos on the other hand was frowning. "Tonight? Cant it be tomorrow?"
Blaise scoffed before crossing her arms in amusement. "It's Maya's party. She wont cancel"
"Its called postponing" Delos clarified with annoyance.
Now getting annoyed, Blaise pushed her hair back before asking; "Why cant you come?"
"I have plans"
"What plans?" Blaise and Maggie asked in unison causing Delos to blink. He ignored Blaise and turned to look at Maggie.
"I meant to say; we have plans. I want to take you out for sushi"
Maggie bit her lip as a small blush appeared on her cheeks. "Really?" She asked with a smile while she remembered the last time she went to eat sushi was a year ago when Delos had broken up with his girl. She had been so happy she had to celebrate.
"Yup. You told me you've been cravin-"
"Hello!" Blaise exclaimed interrupting Delos. "Party ismore important then sushi"
"Why are we even invited? Maya hates us" Maggie stated with annoyance seeing how she definitely didn't agree with Blaise. Sushi was way more important then party.
"Wrong sweetheart" Blaise smirked "Maya only hates Delos and that's simply because he refused to tea-bag her or something. She likes you because you kicked Thierry in the balls last month"
"It was an accident!" Maggie defended but Blaise simply ignored. She opened her mouth to speak however Maggie beat her to it. "Wait! Tea-bag…the fuck, Delos?"
"Long story" Delos growled in discomfort before turning to face the girl he was planning on killing. "Look, Blaise. Tell Maya we wont be making it to her party even though we reall-"
"Oh your making it alright" Blaise cut him off as she put her hands on her waist. "Party of the year. Do you really want you reputation to go down Delos?"
Delos raised his eyebrow as he thought it over. Sure, he admired and cared for his reputation, however, taking Maggie for sushi had been the plan. Plus, what's better. Spending the night alone with his girlfriend while eating sushi or spending the night with a bunch of people getting drunk and dancing with his girlfriend. It was a hard choice, but Delos knew witch one would get him more points with Maggie.
"I really wish we could go but-"
"They are going" annoyed because he got interrupted once again, Delos turned his head to see Morgead walking towards them.
"Actually-"
"It's either that or ill tell your little girlfriend what happened in fifth grade" Morgead said with a smirk as he crossed his arms in victory.
"We are not- What!" Delos exclaimed as his eyes widened. "You little fucker! You wouldn't dare"
"Try me" Morgead mouthed already doing a happy dance mentally.
"What happened in fifth grade?" Maggie asked confused as to why Delos was turning red and swearing loudly as he exclaimed how much he hated life. "Morgead, tell me-"
Interrupting Maggie, Delos shouted; "No!" making Morgead smirk and Maggie frown while Delos simply looked devastated as he had both his hands behind his head that was slightly leaned back.
Startled, Maggie glared at Delos furiously while Blaise and Morgead looked amused. It wasn't until after a minute of silence that Blaise decided it was time for her to leave. "So you guys are coming right?" Blaise asked looking from Morgead to Delos before focusing her eyes on Maggie who was opening her mouth to speak.
"Uhm, I don't thin-"
"Yes" Delos stated before banging his head on a locker.
"Great" Morgead and Blaise said happily before they left in opposite directions, deciding that leaving as fast as possible would prevent Delos from changing his mind.
"Delos" Maggie said once they were alone. "I thought we were going for sushi" accusingly she crossed her arms and started tapping the ground with her foot while she waited for an answer.
Delos mumbled something about a 'mother fucker blackmailing him' before pulling of his best innocent smile and opening his mouth to speak. "Well, I changed my mind. Sushi can wait… besides, didn't you hear Blaise? It will be…"
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"…the party of the year!" Gillian happily exclaimed as she pulled David down the hallway in search of Maggie and Delos. They usually walked home with them seeing how Maggie and David lived right next to each other and Delos lived a block away from Gillian.
"You said you didn't want to go" David pointed out in suspicion. "At least until Morgead mentioned he would print out the picture he took of you last summer if we didn't make it to the party"
"David. Didn't you hear? Everyone is going. If we don't go, our reputation will definitely be ruined." Gillian said ignoring the picture comment.
"You care about our reputation?" David asked in disbelief.
"Maybe- why are you being so difficult?" Gillian complained as she finally spotted the couple they were in search fro. "Mags! Dell!" she called out as she made her way towards them dragging David along.
"Hey" Maggie practically growled making Delos flinch.
"What's wrong?" David asked noticing the tension between Maggie and Delos.
Maggie scoffed before looking at Delos. "Ask him" she mumbled as she crossed her arms. David couldn't help but to look shocked seeing how Maggie usually never behaved like this. Unless something really bad happened.
Delos sighed heavily before he rolled his eyes. It almost seemed like he was used to the way Maggie was behaving and that shocked David even more "She is just mad we are going to Maya's party"
"You too!" David asked at the same time Gillian yelled. "This is great!"
"You guys are going?" Maggie asked as she tried to avoid Delos' hand that was currently trying to grab her own.
"Apparently" David mumbled while Gillian nodded with fake enthusiasm.
"Great. We will go together, stay a few hours and then leave" Three heads nodded in agreement as Delos kept talking. "I know what Maya's parties are like. There will be a lot of booze, drugs, and very little clothes- also, stupid people. So lets make sure not to stay too long"
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Okay. Thats it for this chapter. Now, the next one (final one) is the real reason why this is rated 'M' Its also longer, funnier... better and definitely not as boring as this one. I just wanted you guys to look forward to something?
I will post it this Saturday, if not earlier.
You guys have no idea how twisted, hot, funny, and completely retarded it will be! I think its like my favorite story yet! :D I just love how I can make them all do stupid stuff with the excuse of being drunk! Hahaha... yeah okay.
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