A/N: ok! So this thing is ganna be very random...and yes...I know I am crazy!
Ok and don't mind if there's n e grammar mistakes cause I'm very stupid at
writing... me be hyper too! Gyah!! ...Gaara's sexy so of course he's ganna be
in it! Woo...oh! And later on I'm ganna attempt at some make out scenes!
BwAhAhAHaHAAAAAAA!!!!...Well if I can because I might be a bit too immature!
Warnings: contains yaoi, and mature subject matter...heh! U knows like implied sex...maybe some make out scenes...and foul language!! Oh yah baby!! Oh some ppl might be out of character...so ya...mostly Naruto.
Note:
'Thinking something'
"Speaking" (duh!)
(Author's comments...hehe! Mine!)
change of scene or time
And there might be some more things to note later on! WOO! ...Shit! Damn...stupid disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! If I did I'd be rich and. ! Oh yah! But I don't and alas this is just a regular disclaimer that I must do so that I don't get sued by....well I'm not even sure that n e one would actually wanna sue me and I think I better stop rambling! On wards wit this story! Ta TA!
Three Wishes
The birds chirped as the sun rose up illuminating the darkened streets of Konoha. It's time for young and old ninja's alike to get up and start there day of hard work and training.
In a small house for one, a young blonde boy wearing a walrus night cap tossed and turned as he herd his alarm clock yell "better get up! Better get up!" in that really annoying high-pitched dinging tone we almost all hate. 'Damn that fucking clock! I have to get one that sings the ramen commercial song one of these days!...or maybe I can buy a roster...hmm....no the ramen commercial ones the best!' he rambled on in his brain forgetting about his alarm for a bit. Finally his brain rambling stopped and he noticed the annoying tone once again and as quickly as possible (which is pretty quick considering he's a ninja!) Naruto turned the alarm off. As he did so he noticed that it was starting to get late and he didn't want to be late for training! I mean! Who wants to be late for training...well Shikamaru doesn't count!
Naruto threw his covers off himself, which got wrapped around his legs and arms during the night somehow (... heh...like mine do! LOL! Ok ok back to the story!) How he managed to throw them off is a mystery though. Naruto rushed to the bathroom stripped himself of his clothes and took a quick shower. 'Yummy! This shampoo smells like ramen! Woo!' (Everything smells like ramen to u Naruto-baby!) Naruto poured some into his hair. "AHH!!! WHAT THE HELL? WHAT'S RAMEN DOING IN MY....oh ya...." Naruto screamed as he noticed he had poured a bowl of ramen he had forgotten in the bathtub last night. ( wtf? Why was he eating ramen in the tub? Well that's because it's Naru-kun! )
After cleaning up the mess he made of his hair and using REAL shampoo Naruto got out of the shower. 'Hmmm...what should I have for breakfast...RAMEN! Of course!' Thought Naruto oblivious to the person walking up to his front door. Naruto threw on his regular clothes and before he put on his ski jacket he heard a knock at the door. He made his trade mark confused fox face and yelled "IT'S OPEN! JUST COME IN!!!"
As Naruto headed out his bedroom into the living room he herd the door open and shut. He got into the kitchen that had a clear view of the door and stood before no other than a pink-haired young girl. (YES! It's Sakura!! Hehe! You'll never guess why she's there!) "Hey! Wazzup Sakura-chan!!?" Naruto greeted as he put on his jacket "is there any important reason for u visiting...? Not that I'm trying to be rude! It's just cause you don't usually visit me...and when u do it's with Kakashi and Sasuke!"
Sakura stared at her feet until she decided to say something "Hi Naruto... umm...I just wanted to talk to you about something important... you're the only other person I trust enough to talk to about...my...something important..." Naruto pulled a chair out at his table and gestured for Sakura to sit down. 'damn and I thought that it was because she finally realised how handsome I am...oh well...wait! Why is Sakura talking to me about something important? Doesn't she think I'm an idiot? Oh well let's see what she has to say!' Naruto thought to himself as Sakura took a seat. "well...I don't know i....i don't think I like Sasuke anymore...well I like him but only as a friend...and..." Sakura started. 'YES! She's ganna say that she likes me! OH MaN!!! HURRAY!!' thought Naruto. "well....umm...I'm not sure but I think I like someone else...and I think I need your help in finding out if I do..." Continued Sakura. ' YESH! She's ganna say it!!!' continued thinking Naruto. "Well I think I like Lee... and if u help me find out if I like him then I'll help you find out if you like or if they like you and whatever..." Finished Sakura...finally. ( WOO! Hehe! I think those 2 are cuter together than Sasuke and Sakura! Sasuke belongs to Naruto and Gaara!)
Naruto stared at Sakura "WHAT!! BUSHY EYEBROWS? YOU LIKE HIM!!...Well I guess I could help you...but I'm not sure if there's anyone that I like at the moment..." Naruto said as a pout slide across his face. "YES!!! Thank YOU SO MUCH NARUTO!!!...hmm...and there was something else I was suppose to tell you...oh yah! There's a barbecue at Neiji's house tonight! And he said each person needs a date ...and if you don't have a date he said to go with a friend cause there's ganna be a bunch pair games and stuff...!" Sakura breathed out rather quickly but not too quick that Naruto didn't understand. "oh! COOL! Is there going to be ramen? Oh I don't have a date? Who should I go with? Oh ya! This could be a great time for you and Lee to get to know each other better!" smiled the blonde as he actually gave a good suggestion.
Sakura blushed "yah...that sounds good...but what if he doesn't ask me? Can you ask him to ask me Naruto?" Naruto threw his hands in the air "YES! Sure...No prob Sakura-chan!" just after he said that his tummy growled reminding him that he didn't eat yet 'I guess I should eat the ramen raw or I'll be late...' Naruto thought as he got out of his chair and fished out a package of raw ramen. "Wait but I still don't have a date! Who doesn't have a date right now?" asked Naruto as he got his chopsticks. "Well... Ino's not here, Shikamaru and Chouji are going together...as friends of course, I'm probably going with lee, Tenten and Neiji are going together, Kiba and Shino are going together as friends... I guess, Hinata's gone away training with her dad, and that leaves you and Sasuke... I guess you two will have to go as friends then" Suggested Sakura as Naruto choked down his ramen. 'Why do we have to go as friends? Why can't it be a date?' thought Naruto ' WHAT THE FUCK! I SOOO DID NOT JUST THINK THAT!' Yelled Naruto mentally 'but he does have a nice butt!' there it was again, that annoying voice in the blonde's head which stated the feelings he felt deep down in his soul. ' What the hell...AM I GAY? Hmm...well the more I think about I do remember some times when I caught myself staring at Sasuke's ass.... SHIT! I AM GAY!...and...and I like Sasuke! I thought I was supposed to hate that guy! DAMN! Now I'm confused...maybe I should ask for Sakura's help...naw ...maybe later As these thoughts ran through his head Sakura babbled on about some random thing no one cares about except maybe other girls.
Soon they realised what the time was and rushed off to the spot they were suppose to meet Sasuke and Kakashi to train a bit. (I'm not sure why they rushed cause we all kno that Kakashi-sensei is ALWAYS late HEH! Stupid Naruto... if u catch urself starring at someone's ass then ur obviously attracted to them.)
Some place else
A cloaked figure trekked along the busy streets of Konoha in search of a certain blonde haired fox demon holder and a black haired Uchiha kid. The figure seemed a bit out of place with his turban-like hat and brownish cloak. (I kno I said he had a cloak but I just had to say it again! Can u guess who it is? Hehe! U'll never kno! BWHAHAHA!) He lifted his head a bit to look at the rooftops, letting some of his red hair become visible. With his heavily black-rimmed eyes he glared at a cloud that freakishly resembled Orochimaru holding a picture of something. "I'm ganna kill you one day Orochimaru...and you too Kankuro! Why the hell did you even take that fucking picture! I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING BURN IT! But does he listen to me? NOO! He goes a head and lets it get into that bastard Orochimaru's hand!!" The people walking by stood a safe distance away as they stared at the seemingly crazy kid talking and yelling at himself.
Gaara pouted and continued to walk on in his search to complete the 'mission' assigned to him by Orochimaru in exchange for that embarrassing photo of himself. 'Why the hell does he even want Naruto and Sasuke in the first place...if it's for sexual pleasures I'm so not giving him them! That's just wrong... plus I'd rather keep them to myself... WHAT THE HELL! ...why would I want them for myself...that's crazy...I love no one and no one loves me! Humph!' thought Gaara as he started pouting even more forgetting that he already discovered that he did have people who loved him for who he was, well they loved him in a brotherly way.
'Maybe I do need someone to love me in that...how did Tamari put it? Oh yah...in the passionate, sex partner kind of way.... Hmm...who do I find...what does Kankuro call it?...who makes me hard?... maybe that's it...hmm... I've only gotten hard those few times that I had one of those dreams... who was it that was in that dream...arg! I can't remember...' he thought as he searched the many streets not really paying attention to the people passing by him and totally missing the fact that Naruto just ran right past him. He was busy thinking back to what Kankuro had said to him a while ago.
Flashback
A boy with a black cap shaped to look as if he was trying to have cat ears or some thing shook Gaara in an attempt to awake him from his short sleep, Gaara wasn't aloud to sleep more than 2 hours a day or the whole village would be sorry. (ok I'm switching it to Gaara's POV just because it's easier for this flash back thingy ok!)
What the hell? Were was that fucking shaking coming from? Why the hell now!? I was having such a good dream! I wanted more so I tried to ignore it. Not happening! Then someone called my name...hmm... probably Kankuro. I open my eyes and become face to face with a grinning Kankuro. "What the hell do u want!" I barked not phasing him the least "who were you dreaming of?" Said Kankuro slyly...a little too sly if you ask me. Then he pointed down. Down at my crotch. Curious to know what the hell he was inclining, I looked down. FUCK! I didn't even notice I was erect! Shit! I started to turn a tinge of red. Then suddenly it rushed back to me, the dream I had. I remembered exactly what type of dream it was...why didn't I sleep in my bedroom instead of on the couch? But as I thought of the dream more I found myself longing for it to be real...longing for their sweet touch, longing for the feeling of being loved that he felt in his dream. I didn't care at the time if longing and loving them would make me gay, I needed them. Due to the silence Kankuro eventually got bored and left me alone. That guy's seriously like a fucking kid, he's got the shortest attention span in the world!
End flashback and Gaara POV
Upon remembering that Gaara decided to accept that he was gay and decided that after he gets the hostage back from Orochimaru he was going to rescue Naruto and Sasuke before they are harmed. Even if they would never love him back he didn't care any more it's not as if he expected them to anyways. Who could love a monster like him? ( I LUV U GAARA!!) Gaara became sad despite his attempt at trying to stop himself. The pain of this sadness how ever was even worse than knowing that his whole village hated him, after all it hurts most when the one you love (Heh! Or in Gaara's situation the 2 ppl he loves! hehe!) don't love you back. Gaara stopped and tried to blink back the tears welling up in his eyes. ' No I'm not going to cry! Besides who said that they can't love me...maybe they'll give me a chance and learn to love me too!' Gaara thought as he attempt to cheer himself up and stop the tears. His attempt was in vain because they started to roll down his cheeks. 'Fuck! Don't be such a baby! Suck it up! You have to at least try before falling into misery!' Gaara decided to give up looking for Naruto and Sasuke for the day and calm down on bench in a park somewhere, bad choice Gaara.
TBC
A/N: OMG! That took so long to write! But I like it! Woo! What's ganna happen next? Will Gaara be loved? Where's Sasuke? Well I was to lazy to put him in but that's not the point! And will Lee ask out Sakura to Neiji's barbecue? WE DON'T KNOW!.... hehe! Please R&R!!!
JA fer now!
Warnings: contains yaoi, and mature subject matter...heh! U knows like implied sex...maybe some make out scenes...and foul language!! Oh yah baby!! Oh some ppl might be out of character...so ya...mostly Naruto.
Note:
'Thinking something'
"Speaking" (duh!)
(Author's comments...hehe! Mine!)
change of scene or time
And there might be some more things to note later on! WOO! ...Shit! Damn...stupid disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! If I did I'd be rich and. ! Oh yah! But I don't and alas this is just a regular disclaimer that I must do so that I don't get sued by....well I'm not even sure that n e one would actually wanna sue me and I think I better stop rambling! On wards wit this story! Ta TA!
Three Wishes
The birds chirped as the sun rose up illuminating the darkened streets of Konoha. It's time for young and old ninja's alike to get up and start there day of hard work and training.
In a small house for one, a young blonde boy wearing a walrus night cap tossed and turned as he herd his alarm clock yell "better get up! Better get up!" in that really annoying high-pitched dinging tone we almost all hate. 'Damn that fucking clock! I have to get one that sings the ramen commercial song one of these days!...or maybe I can buy a roster...hmm....no the ramen commercial ones the best!' he rambled on in his brain forgetting about his alarm for a bit. Finally his brain rambling stopped and he noticed the annoying tone once again and as quickly as possible (which is pretty quick considering he's a ninja!) Naruto turned the alarm off. As he did so he noticed that it was starting to get late and he didn't want to be late for training! I mean! Who wants to be late for training...well Shikamaru doesn't count!
Naruto threw his covers off himself, which got wrapped around his legs and arms during the night somehow (... heh...like mine do! LOL! Ok ok back to the story!) How he managed to throw them off is a mystery though. Naruto rushed to the bathroom stripped himself of his clothes and took a quick shower. 'Yummy! This shampoo smells like ramen! Woo!' (Everything smells like ramen to u Naruto-baby!) Naruto poured some into his hair. "AHH!!! WHAT THE HELL? WHAT'S RAMEN DOING IN MY....oh ya...." Naruto screamed as he noticed he had poured a bowl of ramen he had forgotten in the bathtub last night. ( wtf? Why was he eating ramen in the tub? Well that's because it's Naru-kun! )
After cleaning up the mess he made of his hair and using REAL shampoo Naruto got out of the shower. 'Hmmm...what should I have for breakfast...RAMEN! Of course!' Thought Naruto oblivious to the person walking up to his front door. Naruto threw on his regular clothes and before he put on his ski jacket he heard a knock at the door. He made his trade mark confused fox face and yelled "IT'S OPEN! JUST COME IN!!!"
As Naruto headed out his bedroom into the living room he herd the door open and shut. He got into the kitchen that had a clear view of the door and stood before no other than a pink-haired young girl. (YES! It's Sakura!! Hehe! You'll never guess why she's there!) "Hey! Wazzup Sakura-chan!!?" Naruto greeted as he put on his jacket "is there any important reason for u visiting...? Not that I'm trying to be rude! It's just cause you don't usually visit me...and when u do it's with Kakashi and Sasuke!"
Sakura stared at her feet until she decided to say something "Hi Naruto... umm...I just wanted to talk to you about something important... you're the only other person I trust enough to talk to about...my...something important..." Naruto pulled a chair out at his table and gestured for Sakura to sit down. 'damn and I thought that it was because she finally realised how handsome I am...oh well...wait! Why is Sakura talking to me about something important? Doesn't she think I'm an idiot? Oh well let's see what she has to say!' Naruto thought to himself as Sakura took a seat. "well...I don't know i....i don't think I like Sasuke anymore...well I like him but only as a friend...and..." Sakura started. 'YES! She's ganna say that she likes me! OH MaN!!! HURRAY!!' thought Naruto. "well....umm...I'm not sure but I think I like someone else...and I think I need your help in finding out if I do..." Continued Sakura. ' YESH! She's ganna say it!!!' continued thinking Naruto. "Well I think I like Lee... and if u help me find out if I like him then I'll help you find out if you like or if they like you and whatever..." Finished Sakura...finally. ( WOO! Hehe! I think those 2 are cuter together than Sasuke and Sakura! Sasuke belongs to Naruto and Gaara!)
Naruto stared at Sakura "WHAT!! BUSHY EYEBROWS? YOU LIKE HIM!!...Well I guess I could help you...but I'm not sure if there's anyone that I like at the moment..." Naruto said as a pout slide across his face. "YES!!! Thank YOU SO MUCH NARUTO!!!...hmm...and there was something else I was suppose to tell you...oh yah! There's a barbecue at Neiji's house tonight! And he said each person needs a date ...and if you don't have a date he said to go with a friend cause there's ganna be a bunch pair games and stuff...!" Sakura breathed out rather quickly but not too quick that Naruto didn't understand. "oh! COOL! Is there going to be ramen? Oh I don't have a date? Who should I go with? Oh ya! This could be a great time for you and Lee to get to know each other better!" smiled the blonde as he actually gave a good suggestion.
Sakura blushed "yah...that sounds good...but what if he doesn't ask me? Can you ask him to ask me Naruto?" Naruto threw his hands in the air "YES! Sure...No prob Sakura-chan!" just after he said that his tummy growled reminding him that he didn't eat yet 'I guess I should eat the ramen raw or I'll be late...' Naruto thought as he got out of his chair and fished out a package of raw ramen. "Wait but I still don't have a date! Who doesn't have a date right now?" asked Naruto as he got his chopsticks. "Well... Ino's not here, Shikamaru and Chouji are going together...as friends of course, I'm probably going with lee, Tenten and Neiji are going together, Kiba and Shino are going together as friends... I guess, Hinata's gone away training with her dad, and that leaves you and Sasuke... I guess you two will have to go as friends then" Suggested Sakura as Naruto choked down his ramen. 'Why do we have to go as friends? Why can't it be a date?' thought Naruto ' WHAT THE FUCK! I SOOO DID NOT JUST THINK THAT!' Yelled Naruto mentally 'but he does have a nice butt!' there it was again, that annoying voice in the blonde's head which stated the feelings he felt deep down in his soul. ' What the hell...AM I GAY? Hmm...well the more I think about I do remember some times when I caught myself staring at Sasuke's ass.... SHIT! I AM GAY!...and...and I like Sasuke! I thought I was supposed to hate that guy! DAMN! Now I'm confused...maybe I should ask for Sakura's help...naw ...maybe later As these thoughts ran through his head Sakura babbled on about some random thing no one cares about except maybe other girls.
Soon they realised what the time was and rushed off to the spot they were suppose to meet Sasuke and Kakashi to train a bit. (I'm not sure why they rushed cause we all kno that Kakashi-sensei is ALWAYS late HEH! Stupid Naruto... if u catch urself starring at someone's ass then ur obviously attracted to them.)
Some place else
A cloaked figure trekked along the busy streets of Konoha in search of a certain blonde haired fox demon holder and a black haired Uchiha kid. The figure seemed a bit out of place with his turban-like hat and brownish cloak. (I kno I said he had a cloak but I just had to say it again! Can u guess who it is? Hehe! U'll never kno! BWHAHAHA!) He lifted his head a bit to look at the rooftops, letting some of his red hair become visible. With his heavily black-rimmed eyes he glared at a cloud that freakishly resembled Orochimaru holding a picture of something. "I'm ganna kill you one day Orochimaru...and you too Kankuro! Why the hell did you even take that fucking picture! I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING BURN IT! But does he listen to me? NOO! He goes a head and lets it get into that bastard Orochimaru's hand!!" The people walking by stood a safe distance away as they stared at the seemingly crazy kid talking and yelling at himself.
Gaara pouted and continued to walk on in his search to complete the 'mission' assigned to him by Orochimaru in exchange for that embarrassing photo of himself. 'Why the hell does he even want Naruto and Sasuke in the first place...if it's for sexual pleasures I'm so not giving him them! That's just wrong... plus I'd rather keep them to myself... WHAT THE HELL! ...why would I want them for myself...that's crazy...I love no one and no one loves me! Humph!' thought Gaara as he started pouting even more forgetting that he already discovered that he did have people who loved him for who he was, well they loved him in a brotherly way.
'Maybe I do need someone to love me in that...how did Tamari put it? Oh yah...in the passionate, sex partner kind of way.... Hmm...who do I find...what does Kankuro call it?...who makes me hard?... maybe that's it...hmm... I've only gotten hard those few times that I had one of those dreams... who was it that was in that dream...arg! I can't remember...' he thought as he searched the many streets not really paying attention to the people passing by him and totally missing the fact that Naruto just ran right past him. He was busy thinking back to what Kankuro had said to him a while ago.
Flashback
A boy with a black cap shaped to look as if he was trying to have cat ears or some thing shook Gaara in an attempt to awake him from his short sleep, Gaara wasn't aloud to sleep more than 2 hours a day or the whole village would be sorry. (ok I'm switching it to Gaara's POV just because it's easier for this flash back thingy ok!)
What the hell? Were was that fucking shaking coming from? Why the hell now!? I was having such a good dream! I wanted more so I tried to ignore it. Not happening! Then someone called my name...hmm... probably Kankuro. I open my eyes and become face to face with a grinning Kankuro. "What the hell do u want!" I barked not phasing him the least "who were you dreaming of?" Said Kankuro slyly...a little too sly if you ask me. Then he pointed down. Down at my crotch. Curious to know what the hell he was inclining, I looked down. FUCK! I didn't even notice I was erect! Shit! I started to turn a tinge of red. Then suddenly it rushed back to me, the dream I had. I remembered exactly what type of dream it was...why didn't I sleep in my bedroom instead of on the couch? But as I thought of the dream more I found myself longing for it to be real...longing for their sweet touch, longing for the feeling of being loved that he felt in his dream. I didn't care at the time if longing and loving them would make me gay, I needed them. Due to the silence Kankuro eventually got bored and left me alone. That guy's seriously like a fucking kid, he's got the shortest attention span in the world!
End flashback and Gaara POV
Upon remembering that Gaara decided to accept that he was gay and decided that after he gets the hostage back from Orochimaru he was going to rescue Naruto and Sasuke before they are harmed. Even if they would never love him back he didn't care any more it's not as if he expected them to anyways. Who could love a monster like him? ( I LUV U GAARA!!) Gaara became sad despite his attempt at trying to stop himself. The pain of this sadness how ever was even worse than knowing that his whole village hated him, after all it hurts most when the one you love (Heh! Or in Gaara's situation the 2 ppl he loves! hehe!) don't love you back. Gaara stopped and tried to blink back the tears welling up in his eyes. ' No I'm not going to cry! Besides who said that they can't love me...maybe they'll give me a chance and learn to love me too!' Gaara thought as he attempt to cheer himself up and stop the tears. His attempt was in vain because they started to roll down his cheeks. 'Fuck! Don't be such a baby! Suck it up! You have to at least try before falling into misery!' Gaara decided to give up looking for Naruto and Sasuke for the day and calm down on bench in a park somewhere, bad choice Gaara.
TBC
A/N: OMG! That took so long to write! But I like it! Woo! What's ganna happen next? Will Gaara be loved? Where's Sasuke? Well I was to lazy to put him in but that's not the point! And will Lee ask out Sakura to Neiji's barbecue? WE DON'T KNOW!.... hehe! Please R&R!!!
JA fer now!