Disclaimer: Do not own unfortunately.
A/N: Italicized means Sam's thoughts, bold means Rachel's thoughts
A/N: Sam's song is Any kind of guy by Big Time Rush- Figure Sam's on kinda a boy band streak so why not go with it
P.S : watch closely at about 11:50 in the episode and I swear Rachel and Sam are singing to each other.
Choir room
It's almost Valentine's Day and the room is decked out in hearts and all the other cliché decorations the school could find. Mr. Shue is writing on the white board the word love with a heart around it.
"Alright guys, I have one word for you," Mr. Shue says turning to them.
Brittany raises her hand.
"Brittany," he calls.
"Is it love?" She asks and Shue nods. "Totally gonna graduate now," she says to Artie throwing her fists in the air.
Shue goes on about their new assignment. They have to sing a love song to someone and Sam smiles. This is gonna be the easiest assignment ever. Perfect. Now I just have to find the perfect love song to sing to Sam. Suddenly Finn walks to the front of the room.
"Mr. Shue can I say something? I just wanted to point out that for the first time an entire week has gone by without any one of us being slushied," Everyone claps after this. "I think the fact that I led the football team to a conference championship might have something to do with it. Fact is that I'm the closest thing that this glee club has to a celebrity right now, and just like a famous athlete I wanna give to a charity. You guys," Finn informs the group.
Rachel's jaw drops, Why that arrogant little….. Total douche. Everyone starts whispering their outrage.
"So I'm setting up a kissing booth. For a dollar a smooch and donating the proceeds to glee club to help us…" He continues.
"Don't even act like you're trying to help this glee club out. You just want to kiss a bunch a girl's," Mercedes interrupts.
"Yeah, I've kissed Finn and can I just say, not worth the buck," Santana adds. " I would however pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs."
"You ever get tired of tearing other people down," Finn asks.
"No never," Santana states.
"Cuz you always just seem to be meddling in everybody else's business," Finn questions.
"Oh, please. You guys love me," Santana defends. "I keep it real and I'm hilarious."
"No, actually you're just a bitch," Lauren throws at her.
"Okay, I'm sorry you've just got eyes for my man," Santana retorts.
"Okay first of all, I'm not your man," Puck interjects.
"And Finn is right all you ever do is insult us. Three weeks ago you said you were disappointed that I didn't have a lizard baby," Quinn responds.
"5 minutes ago you said that Mr. Shue belonged in a twelve step program," Tina adds.
"Wait what?" Shue asks.
"You're addicted to vests," Santana informs him.
"The truth is Santana you can dish it out but you can't take it." Rachel snaps. "Okay maybe you're right. Maybe I am destined to play the title role in the Broadway musical version of Willow but the only job your gonna have is working on a pole."
Everyone stares at Rachel in shock, Sam looks proud of her and Puck is trying to cover his laugh. Santana gets up and walks out.
Rachel's bedroom
Rachel's braiding Mercedes hair while Kurt sits against her headboard.
"I was absolutely devastated," Kurt tells them.
"Did he ever actually say you two were dating?" Rachel asks.
"Well, not in so many words," Kurt answers.
"Well, did he put the moves on?" Mercedes chimes in.
"No, but we were always singing duets and he was always smiling at me. Oh my god I made up the whole thing in my head didn't I?" Kurt asks.
"Listen we've all been there, at least I have with you," Mercedes sympathizes.
"I know exactly how you feel, I'm just grateful I have Sam now because he knows me and he accepts me and my crazy and with him I know he feels the same way…" Rachel rambles.
"We're supposed to be giving Kurt advice remember, not making him feel worse," Mercedes brings her back.
"Right, Kurt if Blaine's the one for you he'll come around but in the meantime just be you and be proud. I mean Patti Lupone became famous when she was single. She channeled all her pain into becoming a better performer, and besides Mercedes is single and she rocks it," Rachel reminds him.
"Thanks, it's nice to be around girl's finally," Kurt says.
Choir room
The boys are sitting on one side the girl's on the other, Puck starts to sing his Fat Bottomed Girls and Rachel gives him a funny look and he just smiles at her before turning his attention to Lauren. Rachel sees Sam rocking out and she laughs. No one notices Finn sneaking smirks toward Rachel. Throughout the song Rachel and Sam are singing to each other and just having fun with the song. When everybody starts dancing Sam pulls Rachel to her feet and they start rocking out and dancing. As they leave Rachel skips up to Puck and gives him a high five.
"We will be talking about this later," She whispers. Puck just nods and smiles.
Finn's kissing booth
Finn turns his in sign to out as Rachel walks past.
"Hey, Rachel," He calls.
Rachel stops and walks over to his booth.
"What do you want Finn?"
"I was just wondering why you haven't come to the booth yet, I mean as co-captain of glee shouldn't you be the first in line?"
"I support glee Finn, but I'm not kissing you. I have a boyfriend and weather you like it or not I love Sam, so no Finn I won't be stopping by you kissing booth. Now, if you'll excuse me I have a Neanderthal best friend to track down," Rachel says before hurrying away.
Neither saw Sam watch the whole exchange. No way, Rachel wouldn't do that. She loves me, right?
Puck's room
Rachel's sitting at Puck's desk going through is iTunes while he plays COD, finally she turns the chair around to face him.
"Okay so spill Puckerman. How'd Lauren react to the song, I'll admit at first I thought you were insane it was sorta offensive but underneath it had an admirable message and it was pretty fun," she rambles.
"She felt the same way except in the opposite order I guess. It didn't work. Man this girl is driving me crazy," he growls.
"That's what you get Noah. First you choose a girl who's way too much like you, you should know it's not gonna be easy and second you broke your rule of singing songs only by Jewish icons," Rachel informs him turning back to his computer.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever Berry. You pick a song for Evans yet?" He asks.
"No, I seem to be having some trouble finding a song that expresses everything I'm feeling for him," she grumbles.
"Don't worry so much Berry, you'll find one. You always do."
Library
Rachel is standing by the records trying to find one when Sam storms over to her.
"I saw it you guys faces were like right up next to each other, kissing distance, What are these things?" Sam asks.
"They're called records. People used to listen to music on them I'm looking for a song to sing to you because despite what you think you saw, which was nothing but two classmates having a discussion, I love you and I've been struggling to find the perfect song to perform for our assignment. You're the only I ever want to kiss, Sam," Rachel informs him.
"Okay, explain this to me then, why haven't you kissed Finn at his booth yet?"
"Okay I'm confused. First you ambush me because you think I'm kissing Finn and now you want me to kiss Finn?" Rachel asks.
"It's odd, Something seems fishy."
"This is insane," Rachel laughs.
"Everyone thinks I'm dumb.." Sam starts.
"You're not dumb Sam, I promise there's nothing going on between me and Finn," Rachel pleads.
"Then kiss Finn, I wanna believe you Rachel but sometimes…"
"Fine after Glee I'll prove to you that you are the only one for me Sam Evans," Rachel states before turning and storming off.
Kissing booth
Finn changes his sign to closed when Rachel storms up to the booth and slams down a dollar.
"Wait, hold on, I want to see this," Sam calls running up to the booth.
Finn is smirking.
"Pervert," he says to Sam.
"I prefer chaperon and also boyfriend," Sam retorts.
Finn leans in and kissing Rachel on the lips, nothing happens and Rachel pulls away.
"Do you believe me now?" Rachel demands turning to Sam.
"Yeah, Rachel I'm sorry," Sam pleads taking her hand.
They walk away leaving a stunned Finn behind.
"Don't ever doubt my love Sam. It's never gonna change," Rachel tells him before pulling him into a real kiss. Fireworks explode.
Choir room
Sam's talking to the band about his song, Rachel's sitting front row center. Fin's in the back glaring at the couple, Puck leans over.
"Give it up dude, you messed up, She's gone and she ain't coming back," Puck whispers to Finn.
"Shut up Puck. What do you know?"
"I know Rachel and she loves Sam and nothing you do is gonna change that and if you try and do anything to mess them up I'll end you. I figure I still owe you a beating for leaving Rachel at the tree lot that one time," Puck warns him.
The band begins to play and Sam turns to Rachel and sings.
Here I am
There you are
Why does it seem so far
Next to you is where I should be
Sam sits in the empty seat next to Rachel and lifts her chin to look at him as he sings to her.
Something I, want so bad
Know what's inside your head
Maybe I could see what you see
Sam gets up and goes back to the front and pulls out some dance moves as the song continues.
I gotta keep on believing Any kind of guy
That everything takes time
I'll make up any reason
To make you mine
If you're staying or leaving
I'll follow your lead
So why keep pretending
Open your eyes
I can be what you need
You want girl
That's the guy I'll be
Turn myself upside down
Any kind of guy
You want girl
You know I'll agree
Turn your whole world around
Sam gets down on his knees in front of Rachel and takes her hands in his.
Any kind, any kind
Any kind of guy you want
You decide, change your mind
I will be there
Won't you try
One more time
Be my any kind of girl
You decide, it's alright
I will be there
Sam stands back up and continues singing and dancing.
You seem so, hard to know I gotta keep on believing Any kind of guy Any kind of, Any kind of, Let me know, if I'm getting through
Say goodbye, say hello
Then you say that it's time to go
Changing my point of view
Every day, something new
Anything to get next to you
That everything takes time
I'll make up any reason
To make you mine
If you're stayin or leavin
I'll follow your lead
So why keep pretending
Open your eyes
I can be what you need
You want girl
That's the guy I'll be
Turn myself upside down
Any kind of guy
You want girl
You know I'll agree
Turn your whole world around
Any kind of guy you want
You decide, change your mind
I will be there
Won't you try
One more time
Be my any kind of girl
You decide, it's alright
I will be there
Making you understand
If it's wrong, I'll try something new
Don't look away Any kind of guy Any kind, any kind Bring it back now Any kind, any kind
Cause I'm here to stay
If it's a game
Then I'm gonna play
You want girl
That's the guy I'll be
Turn myself upside down
Any kind of guy
You want girl
You know I'll agree
Turn your whole world around
Any kind of guy you want
You decide, change your mind
I will be there
Won't you try
One more time
Be my any kind of girl
You decide, it's alright
I will be there
Any kind of guy you want
You decide, it's alright
I will be there
Sam ends the song back on his knees begging Rachel. She smiles at him and gets out of her seat. He stands up as she approaches and she hugs him.
Next day in the choir room
"Rachel it's your turn, you're the last up with Quinn and Finn being out sick," Shue tells her.
Rachel skips to the front of the room and nods to the band who starts to play her song.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind
Wanting to start again
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards
One blow from caving in
Do you ever feel already buried deep
Six feet under scream
But no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
Cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gonna leave 'em fallin' down-own-own
You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow
Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
And when it's time, you'll know
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe-awe-awe"
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through
Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what your worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Rachel brings Mercedes and Tina up to sing with her. Brittany, Santana and Lauren follow. Sam smiles and taps his foot to the song. That's my girlfriend.
Baby you're a firework
Come on let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh!"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe-awe-awe
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Breadsticks
Rachel and Sam are sitting next to each other in a booth when Mercedes, Mike and Tina join them Mercedes pulling up a chair. They are all smiling and laughing when Kurt starts doing a mic check. Everyone turns to watch them. Rachel throws a smile at Puck who's sitting at a table with Lauren and he smiles back at her.
"So, Happy Valentine's day everybody. For those of you Breadsticks patrons who don't know who I am, I am Kurt Hummel and welcome to my first ever Lonely hearts club dinner. Whether you are single with hope, or are madly in love and are here because I forced you to come out and support me, sit back and enjoy. And to all the singles out there, this is our year," Kurt finishes.
Sam's holding Rachel's hand and smiling at her. Blaine starts walking as he sings until he stands behind Rachel and Sam and they smile at him. After a few seconds he walks around to all the Gleeks and then rejoins the group. At one point Blaine goes and sings to a lonely Santana who gives him a dirty look and Blaine smiles. When the songs over everyone cheers and Sam tugs Rachel closer to him kissing her temple.
"I love you Rach," He whispers.
"I love you too Sam."