Well heres my second happy tree friends story you dont seen many flippy x splendid stories actually come to think of it i havent seen any! maybe i'm just blind but whateves i hoep you enjoy!

disclaimer: so do not own happy tree friends!

'I hate you, everything about you…'

'Were nothing alike, you're a protector and I'm a killer…'

'You're against all my morals and everything I believe in...'

'So why is it I can't live without you…?'

"Flippy, Flippy, Yo Flippy, Flip!"

I held my gun to the head of whoever was disrupting my sleeping thoughts. It was Shifty… or was it Lifty? I forgot how I was supposed to fucking tell them apart, damn twins!

"What?" I grumbled

"Dude Splendid's looking for you." He responded

"Thanks for the heads up Shifty."

"It's Lifty."

"Whatever you say gotta go."

With that I grabbed bullets for my gun, loaded up the almost empty magazine, and grabbed a couple of blades just in case. Splendid was a weird one I wasn't quite sure how to deal with him half the time. One moment he's all happy and nice on me next thing I know he's got me up the wall with murder in his eyes. But then again I can't really complain about him like that, after all I'm practically the poster child for bipolar. Or maybe split personality would be a better word to describe me.

I guess we were both weird ones, but still I'm a successful soldier, he's a pathetic excuse for a superhero who takes more lives than he saves. He's always ranting on me about justice and wrong doing, but everyone he saves ends up dying. Besides I had a reason for being messed up you don't come out of war without some scars, both physical and emotional. Well mine wasn't a scar as much as a disorder. I just sometimes mix the present with the past and mistake civilians for enemies.

Yes it's as bad as it sounds, but when you don't know how to fix the disorder and you don't seek out help, there's not really much you can do but deal with it. I know it's messed up for me to be thinking that way but I deal with the consequences of my actions every day, inside my head. The screams, the scenes, blood splattered everywhere I live those memories everyday and every night. I mean I guess I could seek out help but I don't want some quack doctor messing with my head. Or even worse they might lock me up in a mental facility.

Yeah those options did not sound appealing I think I'd rather stick with the nightmares. I felt something sneaking up behind me. I turned and pointed my gun to the bastard I least wanted to see, Splendid. When would the fucker give up? Does he just not understand that I do not give a fuck what he says? God he really made my blood boil, its pissing me off!

"Have you been causing trouble again Flippy?" he asked

"You wouldn't be here if I wasn't."

"Then why can't you just face the consequences like a good citizen?"

"Because if I was a good citizen I wouldn't be pulling this kinda crap in the first place now would I?"

"You know for someone with the amount of trouble you're in you shouldn't be talking back and acting so smugly."

"And even for someone as stupid as you, you should know your gonna get your ass kicked if you don't watch who you pick fights with."

At that moment I took the element of surprise to round house him and throw him off balance. I know some people would consider that playing dirty but all is fair in fights and war. He didn't seem that phased however, so I was just gonna have to fight him head on. He kicked my gun from out of my hand and caught it then put it under my chin. He was pissed and leaking with menace, one of those times where I'd prefer the high and mighty him.

"You forced me to do this the hard way." He grumbled

"Hey, I at least had to go down fighting." I chuckled

"Why are you always doing this? I don't like hurting you, you know."

"Yeah, yeah, keeping the violence to a minimum, whatever."

"No! Why don't you understand?" he yelled

"What the hell are you talking about?" I asked

"I love you! That's what the hell I'm talking about!"

He froze and a look of fear crossed his face. He looked at me in utter horror as if I might murder him. Unfortunately I was too shocked to be angry. He loved me? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Were enemies! Not to mention both guys!

He looked as if he wasn't quite sure what to do now. He hesitantly dropped my gun and took off as if the hounds of hell were after him. I didn't try to stop him or go after. I didn't think it was a good idea to be near each other right now. Some things were just better left not pursuing.

Flippy slowly made his way home with only one thought circulating through his head, Splendid loved him? It just didn't seem possible how could Splendid love him? He was a guy with tons of problems, not to mention they were both on totally different sides. Splendid was (at least he tried to be) a superhero and ever since I left the military I've been a bad guy. Flippy found it ironic to see what his life had become, a mess, nothing made sense anymore.

When he finally made it back home he wanted to do nothing but sleep for a couple of hours or weeks whatever was to his liking. 'It's not like there will be anyone waiting for me when I wake up' he thought. Splendid suddenly popped into his mind no, no, no he was not going to think about that nut he was going to sleep! Which he did for a couple of hours till his nightmares woke him up again like they always did. Though, silently, he had been wishing lately that his nightmares would just scare him to death while he slept.

Splendid on the other hand would not let himself think of anything but Flippy and his confession towards him. He couldn't believe he had done something so stupid and irresponsible what would people think of him now? The hero was in love with the bad guy that wasn't exactly a pretty and logical picture. Not to even mention the bad guy was indeed a guy! Not that Splendid was ashamed that he was gay he just lived in fear of people knowing and ridiculing him about it he was a classic closet case.

While they both wished that a couple of hours ago had never happened the damage had been done and there was no turning back now. They were both contemplating what they were going to do if they saw each other again. While Flippy thought of how to take Splendid out Splendid simply smirked at himself and said

"All is fair in love and war."

"Let the war begin" Flippy muttered.