Wario's Rotten Experience
Chapter 1 – True love has bonuses
It was a truly rotten day, the sky was dark and gloomy and the soft dripping of rain upon my roof was relaxing. "Aw yeah… I love bad days like this." I said in a expository manner to myself. However, I had just now noticed that the worst possible thing that could've happened today, has happened. I walked to my fridge, I was out of junk food, I walked to my pantry, I was out of junk food and worst of all… my trash was empty! "No! Wah! Come on! Why me!?" I yelled, shaking the house.
After a while I calmed down, my stomach was growling and generally speaking my body was making noises most biologists wouldn't recognize. I had to think of a quick way to get some money to order food to my doorstep, bonus points if the delivery-man got struck by lightning on the way here. I would just try to hope he takes so long I get a free pizza, but because Pizza Hut wasn't doing that anymore, which is something I didn't like when I heard about it, I'd have to actually pay. I figured that if I watched TV I would get inspired, and so I did. A commercial come on, it was a website for people to meet the love of their life; the website was and I knew it was the perfect opportunity. I was feeling so rotten that day, I couldn't help but let out the most evil cackle I ever have… "Wahahahaha…. Wahahahahaha… Wahahahaha! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hack, hack, oof! Ugh…."
Anyways, I brushed the mountain of dust off my computer, and I opened it up to lot's of pop-ups trying to sell me porn… serves me right for clicking those ads that say I've won money, but could you really blame me? I just love money. I had closed all the pop-ups, and typed ' ' into my browser bar. When I started to make an account there was noticeably no background checks "Wahaha… Aw yeah!" I said in delight, this was perfect opportunity for me, as no one will see me as the big bad villain, Wario, while I'm on here. I needed a profile, the sexiest profile BlackPeopleMeet has ever seen, I had my idea and put it into motion…
Full name: Wario
Age: Old enough baby!
Race: Black, wait how do I change this?
Height: over 10 feet tall
Sexual affiliation: I uhh… what's that?
Likes: money, garlic, more money, having rotten days, scratching own butt.
Dislikes: Mario, other people's joy, Waluigi, everyone on including Sonuwee, losing money.
Description: I'm an all-around, handsome cool guy who's down with anyone that makes more than 230k a year! ;) I'll show you how a true anti-hero can give you a stinky relationship that is only held together by you paying me. I'm going to put my WEH in your WAH. So if you're interested just talk to me.
This has been a quick teaser for a fanfic idea I had, if I get enough people wanting more I will write a full story.