disclaimer: I own me and I own Denee! she just dosent know it ^_^ But i dont own Legolas but i wish i could!, but he is my pet in this fic! bwhahaha!. I do own Ed and Sierra who also dont know that i own them ^_^ but i do! They will be coming up in the next chapters to come! bwhahaha!!
There's an elf in the backyard!!
"Denee!!!" Cindil screamed.
"What!!!?" Denee yelled back
"There's an elf in the backyard!!"
"What?"
"THERE! IS! AN! ELF! IN! THE! BACKYARD!!!!!!" Denee came running to the window to see just as Cindil had said: An elf in the backyard.
"Can we keep it?!" Denee begged.
"I don't see why not!" They ran to the back door and opened it. The elf stared blankly as they two girls came running up.
"This isn't Mirkwood, is it?" the elf asked grimly.
The two girls shook their heads and grinned. "Is that Legolas?" Denee whispered into Cindil's ear.
Cindil nodded and soon two very high-pitched screams filled the air. Dogs started barking and Legolas covered his poor pointy little ears.
"Welcome to Earth!" Cindil said, walking up to Legolas and grabbing his hand.
"There's no middle?" Legolas asked.
"No, no middle just earth!" Denee giggled, grabbing Legolas's other hand and shaking it.
Legolas ran up an old tree. "Ahh no!! Crazy fangirls! Gandalf warned me about you guys!!"
"How rude!" Cindil screamed "Legolas come back down here right now!"
"Die! Die!" Legolas screamed back throwing sticks and leaves and the two girls.
"I don't think he likes us very much." Denee said to Cindil.
"Noo!!" Cindil cried, tears poured down her cheeks. Denee broke out into tears also, as they two girls held onto each other they sank down to the ground. A black dog came running up and stared licking their faces. "Down CODY!" Cindil barked at the dog than started crying again. The dog whimpered and ran off. Legolas stared blankly at the two crying girls.
"Don't cry!" he said. "I can't stand tears, they always seem to make.. meh.. crrryyyyaahhh!!!" Legolas started crying with the two girls. Suddenly Cindil stopped. She looked up at Legolas and smiled evilly.
"We will stop on one condition!" She said pointing a finger at Legolas.
"*Sniff *Anything *Sniff*" Legolas sniffled.
"Come down from there and be our pet!"
"NEVER!!!!" Legolas screamed, pulling out his bow and arrows.
"RUN!!!!" Denee yelled, Cindil and Denee ran into the house and shut the door behind them, while Legolas was firing arrows left and right. The two girls ran to the window and watched Legolas. Suddenly he jumped out of the tree and looked around.
Cindil opened the window "CODY! GET 'EM!" she called to her dog. Cody came running up and began growling at Legolas.
"EEEEE!!!!" Legolas squealed like a little girl. "Nice doggy ^_^;;" he said in a high-pitched voice. Cody's growls grew deeper and suddenly he jumped on Legolas. A long shrill yell came from Legolas as he was knocked down. Cody licked and whined at Legolas, being the cute sweet dog that he is.
"Damn MUT!" Cindil screamed. "Go Cody go!" Cody whined and ran off again. Legolas lay there dumbfounded staring blankly. Slowly he stood and glared at the two girls.
Denee shut the window, just in time to block a large rock. Cindil stuck her tongue out and made taunting gestures. An arrow pierced through the glass hitting the wall behind them. "CRAZY ELF!!" Denee screamed
"Mad elf on the loose! Help!" Cindil shrieked. They ran into the front rooms and hid. Legolas soon came walking into the behind them.
"You didn't lock the door?!" Cindil's voice yelled.
"It's your house!" Denee's voice yelled back.
"Shut up! Both of you!" Legolas yelled,
~All of you stop yelling!~
Everyone looked around "Who said that?"
~Um.. The voice inside your head!!~
"Good enough for me. How about you Denee?"
"Yeah good, how about you leggy?" Denee asked.
"I guess I could live with it." Legolas shrugged " Wait no! I can't. I want to go home!!" Legolas curled into a ball and starts rocking back and forth on the floor. Denee and Cindil peered out of their hiding places.
They ran over to Legolas and hugged him. "Don't feel bad. You can have a new home here! As our pet! We can buy you a nice collar and some cat nip and a nice place for you to sleep, ok?" Cindil said softly. Denee snuck off to Cindil's room.
"Okie" Legolas sniffled "Oh god no!" but it was to late Denee came back with a pair of hand-cuffs and cuffed Legolas's hands together.
"Muhahahahahahaaaa!!" The girls laughed.
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shut up all of you! This is my first time writing a funny fic! It's not that bad is it?? ;_; anyways R&R and I'll love you forever! I don't care if its flame or not. I love reviews so keep 'em coming!
There's an elf in the backyard!!
"Denee!!!" Cindil screamed.
"What!!!?" Denee yelled back
"There's an elf in the backyard!!"
"What?"
"THERE! IS! AN! ELF! IN! THE! BACKYARD!!!!!!" Denee came running to the window to see just as Cindil had said: An elf in the backyard.
"Can we keep it?!" Denee begged.
"I don't see why not!" They ran to the back door and opened it. The elf stared blankly as they two girls came running up.
"This isn't Mirkwood, is it?" the elf asked grimly.
The two girls shook their heads and grinned. "Is that Legolas?" Denee whispered into Cindil's ear.
Cindil nodded and soon two very high-pitched screams filled the air. Dogs started barking and Legolas covered his poor pointy little ears.
"Welcome to Earth!" Cindil said, walking up to Legolas and grabbing his hand.
"There's no middle?" Legolas asked.
"No, no middle just earth!" Denee giggled, grabbing Legolas's other hand and shaking it.
Legolas ran up an old tree. "Ahh no!! Crazy fangirls! Gandalf warned me about you guys!!"
"How rude!" Cindil screamed "Legolas come back down here right now!"
"Die! Die!" Legolas screamed back throwing sticks and leaves and the two girls.
"I don't think he likes us very much." Denee said to Cindil.
"Noo!!" Cindil cried, tears poured down her cheeks. Denee broke out into tears also, as they two girls held onto each other they sank down to the ground. A black dog came running up and stared licking their faces. "Down CODY!" Cindil barked at the dog than started crying again. The dog whimpered and ran off. Legolas stared blankly at the two crying girls.
"Don't cry!" he said. "I can't stand tears, they always seem to make.. meh.. crrryyyyaahhh!!!" Legolas started crying with the two girls. Suddenly Cindil stopped. She looked up at Legolas and smiled evilly.
"We will stop on one condition!" She said pointing a finger at Legolas.
"*Sniff *Anything *Sniff*" Legolas sniffled.
"Come down from there and be our pet!"
"NEVER!!!!" Legolas screamed, pulling out his bow and arrows.
"RUN!!!!" Denee yelled, Cindil and Denee ran into the house and shut the door behind them, while Legolas was firing arrows left and right. The two girls ran to the window and watched Legolas. Suddenly he jumped out of the tree and looked around.
Cindil opened the window "CODY! GET 'EM!" she called to her dog. Cody came running up and began growling at Legolas.
"EEEEE!!!!" Legolas squealed like a little girl. "Nice doggy ^_^;;" he said in a high-pitched voice. Cody's growls grew deeper and suddenly he jumped on Legolas. A long shrill yell came from Legolas as he was knocked down. Cody licked and whined at Legolas, being the cute sweet dog that he is.
"Damn MUT!" Cindil screamed. "Go Cody go!" Cody whined and ran off again. Legolas lay there dumbfounded staring blankly. Slowly he stood and glared at the two girls.
Denee shut the window, just in time to block a large rock. Cindil stuck her tongue out and made taunting gestures. An arrow pierced through the glass hitting the wall behind them. "CRAZY ELF!!" Denee screamed
"Mad elf on the loose! Help!" Cindil shrieked. They ran into the front rooms and hid. Legolas soon came walking into the behind them.
"You didn't lock the door?!" Cindil's voice yelled.
"It's your house!" Denee's voice yelled back.
"Shut up! Both of you!" Legolas yelled,
~All of you stop yelling!~
Everyone looked around "Who said that?"
~Um.. The voice inside your head!!~
"Good enough for me. How about you Denee?"
"Yeah good, how about you leggy?" Denee asked.
"I guess I could live with it." Legolas shrugged " Wait no! I can't. I want to go home!!" Legolas curled into a ball and starts rocking back and forth on the floor. Denee and Cindil peered out of their hiding places.
They ran over to Legolas and hugged him. "Don't feel bad. You can have a new home here! As our pet! We can buy you a nice collar and some cat nip and a nice place for you to sleep, ok?" Cindil said softly. Denee snuck off to Cindil's room.
"Okie" Legolas sniffled "Oh god no!" but it was to late Denee came back with a pair of hand-cuffs and cuffed Legolas's hands together.
"Muhahahahahahaaaa!!" The girls laughed.
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shut up all of you! This is my first time writing a funny fic! It's not that bad is it?? ;_; anyways R&R and I'll love you forever! I don't care if its flame or not. I love reviews so keep 'em coming!