Our story starts today in the magical land of…Fuck it. No no, the land isn't called Fuck it! I'm just not bothered with telling you all the land's name.

…Because I've forgot it…

But, so we have a name for the place, let's call it…Tokyo. There. That's original, isn't it?

…Screw you.

Anyway, in this magical land of Tokyo, there lived a princess, the heir to this magical land of Tokyo. Her name was Rima. Since her parents thought having a last name was stupid, she was just Rima, Princess of Tokyo. Since she thought that her parents' logic was so stupid, there wasn't even a word for that level of stupidity, she gave herself a last name. Mashiro. The magical land of Tokyo had an odd way of phrasing their names, last first. So, whenever she went out in disguise, since no one else knew of her giving herself a last name, she was known as Mashiro Rima.

…Whadya mean you didn't need to know all that?! STFU! I wanted to tell you all that, so if you skimmed it, get your ass back up there and read it all! Then, you may continue to read.

…You read it? Good, you may continue.

Rima was often set up with play dates throughout her childhood. Then, one play date was with the prince of another magical land called Hokkaido. His name was Fujisaki Nagihiko. Yes, the boy's family believed in last names, unlike Rima's. And yes, they rule over an entire island. And yes, finally, living up north would explain why the boy is so pale. Let's get him to a beach or a tanning salon already!

Unfortunately, Rima and Nagihiko didn't like each other, however, both their parents, even Nagihiko's smart parents, thought that they were getting along and starting to like each other, so Rima's parents cancelled all the other arranged play dates with other princes, and planned too many to count with Nagihiko.

Now, our story will look, not at their childhood, but at their teenage years. Will they grow to like each other, or will they grow to hate each other so badly that they will actually try to kill each other?

~*~Find out when we actually start the story next chapter!~*~

BTW, the author doesn't know yet if she wants to make this a twoshot, including this chapter, or a threeshot, also including this chapter.

…Meh, see how we do first.

…Reviews plz! :3

Angel-chan x