DiScLaImEr: Like I don't OWn anyThiNG. So we can't own the characters, but the situations and the presentation is ours. In short whatever we use from Hunger Games is not ours, anything we make ourselves, is ours.

Chapter SOng quote:

So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff

Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough

So give them blood, blood, blood

Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood

WARNING: THIS STORY MAY CAUSE SEVERE CEPHALALGIA

Chapter Summary: Peta looked into Kantishs's eyes and said "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you."

From then, Kantic knew that shegee was in loaf.

It is morning and Kantic wanted some bread. SHe headed out to grb bread. The bread tasted good.

Peeto appeared suddenly and said, "What is thes bread we have? Ist true bread?"

She looked into hes eye. "It true loaf." She sEd.

He turned his head sideways like a confused bird, not underwithstanding why she thought the bread was "true"

That was when they both realizd the loaf was true, anything but truth and the loaf was a means of acquiring their inner pidgeon.

Teh truf of the loaf was the truesthiest trueth ever seen by neither of them.

"Youre the loaf to my bread" he said romatically

Than Galileo come in. He was the nife to there loaf. Peta was The mitochondria to her the powerhouse of her celll. Galleiesoilo was the enzymes inside that mitochondriaon.

Kantsu abd Peeta were like ADP, but Gallele was the thurd unwanted phosphate that made everything AtPawkward.

The three held eneergy but bad eneergy. Mooch baaad energy. Like sheep. Baaaa-d eneergy. Bahaahaha energy. Bad, BAD energy.

The Wurst Eneergy.

Peeta stared at Galaio, angry that he disruppted their romatic loafing. He grabbed a kitchen nife and started to throuw them at Galaleo like a ninja like the ones in naruto but ten times worse becaue peeta was gooad at martial arts and he was secretly a blackbelt.

They then proceded to initiate what would eventually bee the most intense loafing contest known to pidgeonkind.

Days passed.

Mothes passed...

Yeers pased…..

They were still fighting, and Cheeto was tired from breaking all those adenosine triphosphate bonds. Galimimus continued to hold on dutifully to those phosphate molocules. Gallalaos held togther the bonds like holding hands with Katunia.

Pretzel wiped the sweat off his brow, barely able to catch his bread from how intense the battle had been. He looked to the side, wondering where Knatic was. sHe was sitting on the floor, buttering bread with a knife.

"You...you btrayed me" He whispered softly, feeling as if the world was murdering him slowly with a hella smal metal spoon.

She dropped the knife, eyes widening like the eyes of spongebob. "No Peto, it isnt ehat you think!"

It was too late. He was heartbroken.

Gleco telported behing her.

"You;ve lost," we whispered as he stared intently in Pengo's eyes. They both felt ther lungs deflate as their breath was stolen from them. The loaf in their eyes were slowly molding.

Guste reached towards Pheet with a trembling fingernail, as Ptoto did the same. They stumbled forwads, meeting at the middle of the smoldering sauna, the toes entertwining on the soft, luscious grass.

"It was you all along," breathed Gringo.

"I loaf thee," mumbled Pedeedee.

A soft, melacholic song was playing the background.

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I've got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

They leaned slowly towards each other, just a ahre's breath away from touching.

Phfeeda, with tears in his eyes, turns toward you and says, "No."

You look at him, then at Greas, confused as to what just happened.

"How- how did u?" Gamma ray says. "How did you just appear here?"

"I-I dont know," you stammered, unable to hold your composer under the intense gaze of those holographic irises. He stared into your orbs.

KATNISS RUSHES IN FROM LEFT STAGE. "Why?" She falls to the ground. "MY Boyfriends? WHY?" she is annoyed with them cheating on her, but she's more annoyed she wasn't invited to this angst party.

You suddenly turn on her, the vampire-werewolf blood in your veins taking control. You could feel the red hot lava coursing through euvery nanometer of the biological sack of flesh and fluids you call a "body".

As the two dashed towards each other, Katanus allowed her feral side to take over, morphing her into a fearsome lagomorpha. Her powerful legs bashed the newcomer's head into the loamy ground, and her iron-tipped front teeth easily forced their way through the hybrid's skull, splattering as mess of blood and brains across the deck of the ship. Territorial hunger satisfied, Kasduna relaxed and reigned in the animal inside. Turning a full 583 degrees, she saw the two boys were staring at her, wide eyes filled with an unreadable expression.

"What?" asked Kununis, confused as to why they were looking at her like that.

"Kharas," murmured Poetahs, his gaze locking onto the girl's. "We…"

"Should totally have a threesome," finished Geell.