(A/N: I got this idea from my Alanna/George breakup. Couldn't bear to make it a tragedy so I made it humorous. Now, you get a Tortallan Amazing Race, with disastrous happenings.)

Tortall's Amazing Race: Chapter 1

" Hey Jon, come here. Here's something interesting!" Numair mumbled. Jon walked over cautiously, all too reminded of the most recent disaster, when a lion jumped out of Numair's portal and mauled him. He's play safe and let Numair be mauled first. "Oh come on, Jon, I can assure you it's not another lion."

Jon edged to the portal. "Uh, what's in this portal this time?" Numair boomed in his ear, "Why don't you try!" and pushed him into the portal, following suit.

-In the portal-

Jon: What kind of place is this?

Numair: I believe it's the transition between eras.

Jon: Yeahh, and English that means?

Numair: -ignoring Jon-

Jon: Hmph!

"BAAAAM!" and they were out of the portal.

"Ouch, that hurt." Jon moaned.

"Do I look like I care?" Numair growled at him to get up.

"I wanna go to the healers!" Jon bawled.

Numair flinched.

"Oooooh, what's that?" Jon queried, "Sounds jolly!"

Numair flinched again.

"Let's go check it out!"

…And he grabbed Numair's arm and dragged him towards the noise.

Numair planted his feet into the ground and stared at Jon. Before he could get a word out of his mouth, he doubled in laughter.

Jon: What?

Numair: Oh nothing. Looks like the transition through time re-arranged your face (barely stifling his laughter)

Jon: WHAT?

Numair: (Rolling on the ground in laughter)

Jon: WHATTTTTTTTTT?

Numair: Nothing, nothing. Let's go to that wherever you wanted to go.

Jon: Humph.

And he carried on yanking Numair towards the noise.

They came upon a house. "Ahh, the door's bolted." Numair grimaced. "No matter." Jon mused and inched back as far as possible from the door. Then at his fastest run, he rammed himself into the door.

"Well, that worked." Numair grinned.

Numair dragged Jon into the house and stood there. His jaw dropped. "People in a box! Will our future generation be shrunk into tiny itty bitty humans and trapped in a box? While monstrous aliens keep us as pets?"

"Honestly, Daine has put too many stories in you head about captivity." Jon muttered.

But Numair was already halfway to the box with people in it. Jon stumbled over, "Oooooh! Buttons! –PushPush-"

Suddenly, the people changed and the words, AMAZING RACE, flashed out.

"OMIGOD, the words toasted the humans!" Jon shrieked.

"No, you idiot, the people morphed! Can't you see?" Numair reasoned.

(A/N: I know you think this is getting weirder and weirder by the second. And, it is!)

"Gosh, this looks good. They put these poor humans through challenges! We should have this in Tortall!"

"Ahhhhh, someone's coming! Run!"

And they fell into the portal all over again.

(A/N: That's the end of it. This is how Jon and Numair brought the Amazing Race to Tortall! Haha. Review please. )