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Summery: Some times emails just helps more...
Warning: It's from my head and it's just more crack.
Lost Emails
To: I Stand Alone thesnakeden . com
From : Am Bringing Sasuke Back tobetheone . com
Subject : You know what you did!
Hey bastard I saw you looking trough my window last week do not think I did not see you with your damn purple bow (I mean how can you hide with that thing and people gave me slack about orange) and your pale ass skin glowing in the moonlight giving off that hot,damn it I am off track I will find you and make you pay the bill to my shrink because of the new bout of paranoia I have thinking that you are watching me.I know you are following me how in the hell are you getting into the village unnoticed?.
Never mind I just want you to know I want my favorite boxers back you know the ones I am talking about the gift you left me before you took your pale ass to the snake, I just broke those in too. you better not be doing anything perverted to them or letting the that snake pervert do anything to them!.
I got those pictures from that fetish site you sent me and no I am not going to buy it and try it on then send you pictures!.
Just wait until you are back here and see if you be able to leave my side.And before your brain go into the gutter we will not be taking showers together.
Oh and stop forwarding my emails to your brother to gloat about me writing you,I don't even know his address.