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Prologue: 2012

2009: A Yautja ship is destroyed from the inside out and several beginning stage Xenomorphs escape from the wreckage, landing on Earth.

A few of the facehuggers impregnated humans, while others attacked nearby fauna. One infected deer made its way from northern Colorado further south, before the drone emerged. This drone, lacking a queen to lead it, evolved into a queen.

This new queen took refuge in the Rocky Mountains and began giving birth to new eggs.

2010: The queen and a small army of older, more intelligent drones began their invasion of the surrounding country.

Some drones were purposefully breaking off to become new queens, traveling across North and South America.

As the death toll in humans and animals alike began to grow, people attempted to flee to another continent. Many of these people were already infected, allowing for drones to be brought into Asia, Europe, and Africa.

Some of these drones became queens, and the spread began anew.

2011: Governments and organizations across the world attempted to find solutions to exterminate the aliens. The UN tried to keep countries from using their nuclear arms to destroy the growing hordes.

The suggestions were ignored and "neighbors" attempted to "assist" other countries. Pakistan launched nukes into India, which caused a global reaction.

The US quarantined several major cities, including New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Houston. These cities, among others, were fire bombed, then nuked after the initial onslaught failed to kill off the threat.

Most countries fell before they were able to pick a good target.

2012: The Xenomorphs grew more and more intelligent, realizing the dangers presented by military forces and their armaments and began to focus their attacks upon them.

They tore through armies, and managed to attack some nuclear launch sites. This caused massive panic and the armies refused to go near any nuclear launch sites. They believed the Aliens were targeting these sites.

Eventually the chain of command broke down, the army splintered, and civilians were left to fend for themselves. World wide communication broke down for the most part, as well as most forms of long distance communication.

As of the last contact made public, the remnants of the Russian Government had fled to Siberia, due to the reduced action of Xenomorphs in extreme cold temperatures.

Parts of India and Pakistan not destroyed in nuclear attacks were overrun, some humans managing to flee into the Himalayas.

Most of Asia was lost, being the most heavily populated and least prepared.

No one has heard anything from Africa, save for a transmission from Cairo, Egypt. They are believed overrun and not worth the risk to attempt any rescue missions.

Australia was mostly populated by sheep bred Aliens. The surviving humans were making a stand with the aboriginal people in the scrublands. No further information is available.

In South America, most Humans fled into the Andes and the rain forest tree tops. Not much is known about the survival rate of those in the forests.

Europe was demolished. Most people fled into the Swiss Alps or further inland, towards Russia. The United Kingdoms were completely lost and no attempts have been made to cross the Chanel towards it.

Many Humans with the ability to do so fled to the Arctic and Antarctic regions. There has been no contact. It is assumed that the survival rate is minimal.

By the end of 2012, the Xenomorphs rule the globe. Human resistance is token. Massive hordes of animal and human spawned aliens roam. Any attempts to establish large settlements are thwarted by these herds. Humans exist in small, mobile enclaves. Permanent settlements are rare, or very small.

Human recovery of the Earth is unlikely. The species is on the brink of extinction.