Live, from the
Sony Picture Studio...it's Jeopardy! And now your host: Alex Trebek!
Let's greet our contestants. Our first contestant spent his life as a junk dealer
before he joined the Blitz Team. Let's hear it for Bit Cloud! Next, a young
Gunsniper pilot, also from the Blitz Team. Make way for Leena Tauros. And finally,
Iron Kong pilot, Mary Champ. Let's play!
Alex: Thanks, and Welcome to today's special edition of Zoids Jeopardy. It's good to see you all here. Now for our first round. The categories are 'Zi-ography', 'Speedy Recovery', 'Liger Days', and 'Potpourri'. Bit, you have control of the board.
Bit: Yeah, I'll take 'Liger Days' for 1000, Alex.
Leena: Jumping right up to the top, now? Are you sure you can handle the pressure?
Bit: Of course I can handle the pressure. I'm sorry that you don't appreciate my genius, especially when it comes to ligers.
Leena: Just because you own one doesn't make you the expert.
Alex: Ahem. For 1000. It's the type of Liger specially designed to fight against a Zaber Fang.
Bit: ::rings in::What is Liger Zero!
Alex: I'm sorry, that is incorrect.
Bit: What?! You've got to be kidding. My Liger Zero beat the Fuzzy Pandas in two seconds. Liger Zero is great against Zaber Fangs!
Alex: ::sweatdrop:: I'm sorry, that's still incorrect.
Leena: Where's that genius you were talking about?
Bit: I'm sure I'm right.
Mary: Honestly! You really thing Snowflake is good against Zaber types? You still have much to learn.
Bit: Oh yeah? Well I know enough to beat you in a battle.
Alex: Eh...you're running out of time.
Leena: ::rings in:: What is the Blade Liger?
Alex: Incorrect.
Leena: Say what?
Bit: Ha ha. You got it wrong too.
Leena: You laughing at me? I'll show you! ::grabs Bit and starts squeezing the breath out of him::
Bit: Glu...ack...ah...elp!
Alex: ::sweatdrop:: Mary? Are you ringing in?
Mary: ::rings in:: Both of you are wrong. The Shield Liger was developed by the Republic as a weapon against the Empire's Zaber Fang. What is Shield Liger?
Alex: Correct! 1000 dollars to Mary Champ.
Leena: ::drops Bit:: As if she needs it...
Alex: ::ignoring Leena:: Mary, you now have control of the board.
Mary: Of course. I'll take 'Zi-ography' for 200.
Alex: It's the number of continents on the Planet Zi.
Bit: ::rings in:: Wh...::gasp::..at...::deep breath::...ack...
Alex: I'm sorry, you're out of time.
Leena: ::rings in:: What is four?
Alex: That is correct. 200 dollars to Leena Tauros
Leena: Ha! I rule! Call it raw skill, baby.
Mary: Honestly, I don't see what Harry sees in that girl.
Bit: You're telling me? ::gasp:: She's not even pretty!
Leena: What was that?
Bit: Oh...nothing.
Alex: Um, Leena? You have control of the board.
Leena: Okay then. Speedy Recovery for 200.
Alex: It's the fastest known land zoid on Zi.
Bit: ::rings in:: What is Liger Zero Jager?
Alex: Sorry, no.
Mary: Is that Snowflake's cute little blue outfit?
Bit: The what? No! Liger doesn't wear cute outfits!
Leena: ::rings in:: What is Lightning Saix?
Alex: That's right. The Lightning Saix is indeed the fastest zoid.
Leena: Yeah! Leena scores again!
Bit: Who writes this stuff? Jager is way faster than any old Lightning Saix.
Leena: Oh Biiiiit? How's your score?
Bit: None of your business.
Leena: Let's say that the looser has to buy ice cream for the winner.
Bit: Fine. I'll win! And you'll have to pay for me!
Leena: In your dreams! 'Speedy Recovery' for 400, Alex.
Alex: She holds the record for quickest win with her deadly skills as a gunsniper pilot.
Leena: ::rings in:: That's easy. Who is Leena Tauros?
Alex: Um, no not really.
Bit: Ha! As if. You don't have any skills as a gunsniper pilot. ::rings in:: Who is Naomi Fluegel?
Alex: Correct. Bit, you have--
Leena: HOW DARE THEY SAY THAT NAOMI IS A BETTER PILOT THAN ME?!?!?!?!
Bit: Well she is.
Leena: Bit Cloud, take that back.
Bit: No way. It's true. You don't have enough skills to hit the broadside of the hovercargo.
Leena: Bit Cloud, you're gonna pay!
Alex: ::sweatdrop:: Are they always like this?
Bit: Why don't we settle this on the battlefield?
Mary: I wouldn't know...
Leena: ::gets an evil grin:: Fine! Before I'm done, you'll wish you had never seen me!
Alex: Well, erm...let's try Potpourri for 200.
Bit: I already do!
Mary: Sounds good to me.
Alex: For 200 dollars. It's the battle mode that has no rules.
Leena: I'm a much better pilot than you!
Mary: ::rings in:: What is 0999?
Bit: In your dreams, maybe!
Alex: That is correct. And now it's time for a commercial break. We'll be right back.
::Commercials start rolling.::
Bit: (facing away from Leena) I'm *mrph* glad that's *mrph mrph* over. I can't wait for the *gulp* next round.
Leena: What are you doing Bit?
Bit: No*mrph*thing.
::Leena grabs Bit and spins him around to find him munching on cookies::
Leena: Bit, you little weasel! You brought cookies and you didn't tell me?
Bit: Well I don't plan to share.
Leena: (grinning wickedly) Neither do I...
3 minutes later...
::Commercials are over. Alex reappears and we see Bit crying in the background. Leena has a ring of chocolate around her mouth.::
Alex: Welcome back to Zoid Jeopardy. We have Bit, Leena, and Mary with us today. The current standing is Bit with -1000 dollars, Leena with -1000 dollars, and Mary with 1200 dollars. Mary, you have control of the board.
Leena: (under her breath) Not for long. ::whips out a pair of scissors and cuts the cord connecting Mary's buzzer to the machine::
Mary: Speedy Recovery for 600, please.
Alex: It's the top speed of the Raynos.
Bit: ::rings in:: What is Mach 3?
Alex: Sorry, that is incorrect.
Leena: Bit, you're an idiot. Dad said the Raynos could go beyond Mach 3. Of course, I guess I shouldn't expect you to know so much.
Bit: If you're so smart, why don't you answer it?
Mary: Alex! I know the answer, but my buzzer won't work!
Alex: It was working fine before commercial break.
Mary: ::lifts her buzzer and finds the wire is unattatched:: Well, I never! What cheap, lousy equipment! Truly, I'd expect more from a show that claims to be intelligent.
Alex: Sorry, I don't know how that could have happened. Um, crew? Could we get another buzzer for Mary?
Mary: If I ran this show, I would certainly make sure the equipment was more reliable.
::a bunch of guys run out and plug in a new buzzer::
Alex: Thanks, guys.
Mary: ::rings in:: What is Mach 3.3?
Alex: That is correct.
Mary: Great. Let's see...Zi-ography for 400.
Alex: Also known as the Western Continent, it's the largest body on Planet Zi.
Bit: Heh heh. It's Leena!
Leena: ::pulls her machine out of the ground and waves it over her head:: Bit Cloud! You lousy insect!
Bit: ::runs as fast as he possible can:: Ahhh!!! I'm sorry! I was just kidding!
Leena: (still waving the machine above her head) ::chases Bit around the studio:: Too late you little creep! You'll be sorry!
Bit: I already am! HEEELP! Maniac's on the loose!
::Bit runs screaming out of the studio with Leena close behind::
Alex: I need a new job.