Calvin and Hobbes were walking down the sidewalk one day, licking some popsicles.
"It was nice of your mom to give us these" said Hobbes, his mouth all purple and sticky.
"Yeah, it's just a shame that I got orange and you got grape!"
As they walked along, a wolf jumped out of nowhere and attacked!
"Whoah!" gasped Calvin.
Suddenly, fast-paced music started to play, and Calvin, Hobbes, and the wolf turned into 8-bit characters! A blue box appeared over them, and it said "Wolfie appeared!"
"What the heck is going on?" asked Calvin.
"Wolfie uses Bite!" said the box. The wolf ran up and bit Hobbes on the leg!
"YOW!"
The wolf ran backwards. "It's a direct hit!" said the box.
"Hey, no one messes with Hobbes except me!" yelled Calvin as he ran up to the wolf. "Calvin used Revenge!"
Calvin kicked the wolf in the stomach. It yelped and cringed "It does 30 damage!"
"That was cool!" said Hobbes "Let me attack now!" Hobbes ran over to the wolf "Hobbes uses Scratch!" Hobbes' claws came out of his big paws and he swiped them at the wolf, causing it to howl loudly "Wolfie used Call!"
"'Call?' What does Call do?"
From out of the blue, an entire pack of wolves appeared! "Reinforcements joined Wolfie's party!"
"This is getting ridiculous!" Calvin complained. "Calvin can't take much more of this!" said the box "Calvin used Rocket Launcher!"
"What the-"
Calvin reached into his pocket and pulled out a huge rocket launcher. He aimed it at the pack of wolves and fired. A giant rocket wiped out the whole pack. Only the one wolf remained, looking quite frazzled. "Reinforcements were wiped out! Wolfie took 400 damage!" All of a sudden, the wolf collapsed "Wolfie has been defeated! You win!"
"Really? YEAH!"
The wolf vanished, and in its place there was a treasure chest. Hobbes walked over and opened it. Inside was a bag filled with money! "You win $100! Thanks for playing!"
Calvin and Hobbes ran downtown, celebrating their victory.
"I don't know what happened back there, but we got a huge bag of money! This rules!"
Suddenly, a guy wearing a leather jacket, sunglasses, and a clown wig came out of nowhere and attacked! The blue box appeared again "Clown Goon appeared! Clown Goon used Pickpocket!"
"Hey, look!" the goon shouted, pointing behind Calvin "its Michael Jackson handing out free chocolate-chip cookies while playing a tuba!"
"Where? Where?" asked Calvin, frantically looking around. The goon sneaked up to Calvin and swiped the bag of money out of his pocket and ran down the street "Sucker!"
"Hey! My money!" shouted Calvin "COME BACK HERE, YOU CREEP!"
Calvin ran after the goon as fast as he could.
"That was really messed up." said Hobbes.
THE END