All right so far, Cell just defeated Trunks and Vegeta. He's gets the
idea of challenging any fighter on Earth. He's at a broadcast network and
decides to say something.
"Aight yo. Ya'll must remember me. I'm the nigga that's gonna rule you're planet. Any fighter dat thinks dey could knock me on my ass and defeat me, you're little planet is spared. If I win, you're planet is mine. Aight holla back!" Cell said as the world just listened.
"Yo this shit is whack," Yamcha said at Master Roshi's house.
"Don't worry man, the author just rewritin our lines. I still kill his motherfuckin' ass," Gohan said.
Let's fast forward to the actual Cell Games. Cell just defeated Hercule and his two students.
"Aight niggas ya'll best listen. If this is what ya'll got to offer me, Ima just blow this fucking world to bits," Cell said.
"Yo nigga. Why you got to be actin like a bitch man. You need to fight me now bitch," Goku said as he stepped on to the platform.
Let's fast forward again.
"Aight bitch. I know I can't beat you. You're gonna have to fight my son. He'll kick you're ass," Goku said.
"Kakarot. What the fuck are you talkin about?" Vegeta yelled.
"Nah, Vegeta, nah," Every person there said shaking their heads.
"I ain't gonna fight you Cell," Gohan yelled.
"Then you're friends will, sucka!" Cell said as he made seven Cell Juniors.
So the Cell Juniors start fighting everyone. Cell then kill Android 16. The only thing that was left was his head.
"Yo nigga. Put me near Gohan," He said to Hercule.
Hercule followed and Android Sixteen talked to Gohan.
"Gohan man. It's aight to fight. You gotta unleash you're anger or else your whole damn crew's gonna die. Hey, Gohan. Never forget, man. What they don't know, or don't show, or just don't care bout bein a menace to south central while they drink they juice in da hood. That's what it's all bout, man," Android Sixteen said as his head was stepped on by Cell.
"Aight bitch. Let's fight," Gohan said he turned into his second form of Super Saiyan.
"Aight NIGGA! Dis gonna be a fight to da death!" Cell said as he blew up the arena.
Gohan kills all the Seven Cell Junior with one kick each. He starts walking up to Cell and kicks him in the stomach. He coughs up Android 18.
"Damn yo. This girly fine as hell," Krillin said rubbing his chin with his thumb.
Gohan plays around with Cell and doesn't kill him. Cell decides to blow himself up along with the world. Goku grabs Cell and says a few last words.
"Aight Gohan, I know you gonna live a life where no one knows that you defeated Cell since he comes back and I'm still dead because that little cell over there is gonna regenerate into a more powerful Cell. I know Hercule is gonna take full credit, man. I just need to do this so I could be a superhero," He said as he did an instant transmission to King Kai's planet.
Gohan waited for the whole thing to regenerate so it could kill Trunks. That's just what it did.
"You nigga. You killed my son," Vegeta said.
"Damn it, Vegeta. You can't talk like us. For that I'll send you the same attack that killed your son," Cell said as he unleashed the laser.
Gohan took the laser to his right arm. He then spoke.
"I know Vegeta can't talk like us, but you can't kill him for that," Gohan yelled.
"Shut the fuck up," Cell said.
"What nigga? KAMEHAMEHA! NIGGA!" Gohan yelled as he unleashed the wave.
The Kamehameha Wave killed him and that's it. The End.
"Aight yo. Ya'll must remember me. I'm the nigga that's gonna rule you're planet. Any fighter dat thinks dey could knock me on my ass and defeat me, you're little planet is spared. If I win, you're planet is mine. Aight holla back!" Cell said as the world just listened.
"Yo this shit is whack," Yamcha said at Master Roshi's house.
"Don't worry man, the author just rewritin our lines. I still kill his motherfuckin' ass," Gohan said.
Let's fast forward to the actual Cell Games. Cell just defeated Hercule and his two students.
"Aight niggas ya'll best listen. If this is what ya'll got to offer me, Ima just blow this fucking world to bits," Cell said.
"Yo nigga. Why you got to be actin like a bitch man. You need to fight me now bitch," Goku said as he stepped on to the platform.
Let's fast forward again.
"Aight bitch. I know I can't beat you. You're gonna have to fight my son. He'll kick you're ass," Goku said.
"Kakarot. What the fuck are you talkin about?" Vegeta yelled.
"Nah, Vegeta, nah," Every person there said shaking their heads.
"I ain't gonna fight you Cell," Gohan yelled.
"Then you're friends will, sucka!" Cell said as he made seven Cell Juniors.
So the Cell Juniors start fighting everyone. Cell then kill Android 16. The only thing that was left was his head.
"Yo nigga. Put me near Gohan," He said to Hercule.
Hercule followed and Android Sixteen talked to Gohan.
"Gohan man. It's aight to fight. You gotta unleash you're anger or else your whole damn crew's gonna die. Hey, Gohan. Never forget, man. What they don't know, or don't show, or just don't care bout bein a menace to south central while they drink they juice in da hood. That's what it's all bout, man," Android Sixteen said as his head was stepped on by Cell.
"Aight bitch. Let's fight," Gohan said he turned into his second form of Super Saiyan.
"Aight NIGGA! Dis gonna be a fight to da death!" Cell said as he blew up the arena.
Gohan kills all the Seven Cell Junior with one kick each. He starts walking up to Cell and kicks him in the stomach. He coughs up Android 18.
"Damn yo. This girly fine as hell," Krillin said rubbing his chin with his thumb.
Gohan plays around with Cell and doesn't kill him. Cell decides to blow himself up along with the world. Goku grabs Cell and says a few last words.
"Aight Gohan, I know you gonna live a life where no one knows that you defeated Cell since he comes back and I'm still dead because that little cell over there is gonna regenerate into a more powerful Cell. I know Hercule is gonna take full credit, man. I just need to do this so I could be a superhero," He said as he did an instant transmission to King Kai's planet.
Gohan waited for the whole thing to regenerate so it could kill Trunks. That's just what it did.
"You nigga. You killed my son," Vegeta said.
"Damn it, Vegeta. You can't talk like us. For that I'll send you the same attack that killed your son," Cell said as he unleashed the laser.
Gohan took the laser to his right arm. He then spoke.
"I know Vegeta can't talk like us, but you can't kill him for that," Gohan yelled.
"Shut the fuck up," Cell said.
"What nigga? KAMEHAMEHA! NIGGA!" Gohan yelled as he unleashed the wave.
The Kamehameha Wave killed him and that's it. The End.