Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from KOTOR, they belong to Bioware and George Lucas. Don't even bother to try and sue me because I have no money and you won't be getting anywhere.
The Star Forge Show (to the tune of the Muppets opening theme song)
HK-47:
It's time to charge
your blasters,
It's time for the
meatbags to die,
It's time to fly to
the Star Forge tonight!
Sith assasins:
It's time to prime
your sabers,
It's time to dress up
right,
It's time to attempt
to kill Revan tonight!
Revan: Why did we ever come here? (Kicks Malak were it hurts)
Malak: I guess we'll never know. (Punches Revan in the face)
Revan: It's like a kind of torture (slices Malak's arm off)
Both: To have to watch this show! (Malak throws Revan at a Kolto tank.)
gizka: Squawk!
(gizka gets fried with
force lightning. HK-47 shoots the corpse repeatedly for good
measure)
Jedi: And now let's get things started…
Crew of the Ebon Hawk: why don't you get things started?
Bastila: It's time to get things started!
All: On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Jedi-ational—
This-is-what-we-call-the-Star Forge-shooowww!
(T3-M4 runs screaming across the room while being chased by kath hounds.)
Author note: This is the result of a bad idea and to much coffee at night. But regardless I hope you enjoy it. PLEASE REVIEW !