Chapter 1: That Annoying Voice
At seventeen years old, Katrin Williams has been through a bit. She has lost her parents, and forced to live with her uncle. Months later she discovered, through a game of hide and seek, about another, more magical world known as the Underground. Not long afterwards, she learnt that the king of the goblins was her true father.
"All in all, it sounds like a crappy fanfiction to me." Kat muttered, looking up from where she was laying on her bed in annoyance.
Hey, no breaking the fourth wall.
"Since when did I need a fucking narrator anyways?"
Why cause you're the heroine of this story.
"…" Kat stared upwards, a weird look on her face, "You fucking sound like Jareth."
Why that preposterous, I sound nothing like him.
"Just who are you anyways?"
I'm the all seeing narrator of course!
"You sound like a creepy stalker…" Kat deadpaned.
Why I never-
"Get lost already, I can't read with your constant jabber." Kat said as she glanced down at the book in her hands.
Kat's mind soon wandered to the book she was reading, which was filled with wonder and magic. A typical fantasy/romance novel, something that the tomboy loves to read about but would never want to experience.
WHAM!
"Get the FUCK out of here, already!" Kat shouted, arm still stretched from throwing the book at the narrator.
How- how on earth did you hit me. I'm the narrator. I don't have a physical form!
"One of the few useful things that prick of a sparkle king taught me." Kat muttered, her hand still glowing faintly from the magic she used to incase her book. "Now get out, stay out, and keep any and all your friends the fuck away from me!"
Alright, already. Sheesh… never met such a rude character before.
Soon enough, Kat no longer heard the narrator's voice. With a sigh of relief, the teen sat back down on her bed and just thought about how one of her favorite shows was going to be on soon.
So here is the first chapter of this side story, and its mostly just nonsense. I just felt like writing it, no real reason or plot. The narrator will probably never show up again. This is just for shits and giggles.