Hello! Here is my Expendables fanfic. I hope you all enjoy it as I have enjoyed your's.


The bar was crowded as usually and people were enjoying themselves. People were talking and drinking and some even singing along whatever the jukebox was playing. That was the safest place, she thought as she walked in to the bar. A woman in her thirties was wearing a leather jacket and jeans. Some would say that she was a typical Scandinavian looking girl with blond hair tied into a pony tail and clear blue eyes.

She walked to the bartender as she was looking for someone. The bartender pointed to a group of six people, five men and a woman. She gazed at them as the other men were picking on one with the lady in his arms. But they were all laughing and clearly it was just a typical group interaction. She gathered her courage as she already had gotten this far and there was no turning back. She walked up to the blonde man. The others were looking at her a bit surprised since strange women don't usually just walk up to them.

"Gunnar Jensen?" She said with a little nervous tone in her voice.

"Yes?" Gunnar answered to her. She started talk in Swedish. The others were surprised to hear that and really could make out anything what she said expect when she pointed to herself and saying her name. Gunnar listened to her and after she finished he turned to the others. "I'll be right back."

Both of them walked to a corner table and they stayed there for some time. She showed him some pictures and they seemed to have a light conversation. Eavesdropping was useless since they were talking in Swedish.

"It's definitely true what they say about Swedish women." Caesar said.

"And what is that?" Christmas asked as he was unaware what the answer was.

"That they are the most beautiful women in the world." Caesar said while gazing at this Swedish woman.

"And the ugliest men." Toll added and they all laughed.

"Don't tell that to his face." Barney said as the two returned to the others.

"Everyone this is Saga Skarsgård. This is Barney Ross, Lee Christmas, Toll Road, Hale Caesar and Lee's girlfriend Lacy". Saga smiled to every one as sing of greeting. Gunnar picked another chair from the near table and Saga seated next to him

"So how do know our Gunnar?" Barney asked what everyone else was else was wondering about.

"He was a friend of my mother's back in Sweden" She answered with almost perfect English.

"Wow, you speak very good English." Lacy said.

"Thank you" Saga answered, "I've been living in the States for five years now."

She told them all about herself. She graduated from the University of Gothenburg as a medical doctor but instead of practicing medicine she decided to become a researcher. That brought her to U.S. and she had been working in Stanford University as a research assistant.

As she was telling about herself her cell phone rang. Saga was startled. She had a prepaid number and she changed it often. No-one should know this number. She hoped that it was just a wrong number call. Saga nervously answered to the call. She heard a male voice speaking German demanding that she hand over the data or she'll be dead. Saga replied in German to leave her alone.

"And she speaks German too." Caesar said, "Christmas, why haven't you learned any foreign languages since you're European?"

"I did learn some French back at school when I was a kid." Christmas answered.

"Oh did? Say something romantic." Lacy got exited but Christmas really didn't want to. Lacy kept begging until he gave in and said whatever he could remember.

"That sounded nothing like French" Caesar said disappointingly.

"I never said I was good at it." Christmas replied.

Barney and Gunnar noticed that Saga got very upset about the call. The freight started to build up as she actually had forgotten about it for few moments. But reality hit and it hit really hard.

"You ok?" Gunnar asked.

Saga took a deep breath. It was time to tell.

"I know what you do for your… profession" She tried to be very discreet, "I'm in deep shit and I really need help."


I have learned some Swedish and German but I won't write it since I'm not as good at them as I am in English. And English is also not my native language so if I make mistakes I would really appreciate if you tell me about it.