Prolouge:
It was a hot night, and the sun was setting over the forest. The Trainer walked in the door after his long journey, and, seeing that his mother wasn't home, he sat on the couch, grabbed a soda and some chips from his refridgerador, turned on the television. With a flicker, the TV popped on to... Cinemax ... "The following program should be viewed with discretion for adult materials." A lusty feminine voice whispered as a title appeared that said 'I heard u liek Mudpimpz' in blown-up letters.
"Whoa! What has Mom been watching?" The Trainer exclaimed in horror as he changed the channel: "I wonder what's on the news?" He said as he changed the channel to the news network. Suddenly, a strangely deep and charismatic (but goofily feminine) came on the televison: "Hellloooo people! This is the INN!"
'I wonder what's been happening since I've been gone?' The Trainer thought as the weather report started.