...I was bored. :P I got the idea to make this from the song Gorey Death by Creature Feature, it was really fun, actually. xD Please review.
Tigerstar: -standing on a large dead log above a large group of Dark Forest cats- Alright, everybody sit down, quiet down, listen up. I brought you all here to recite the annual obituaries. Like every year, we'll start with A and end with Z. -mumbles- or get as far we can. Alright is the band ready?
Darkstripe: Ready.
Tigerstar: Alright, hit it honeybunch!
Darkstripe: And a one and a two.
(Music)
A is for Ashfur who knew far too much.
B is for Bluestar whose brain turned to mush.
C is for Cinderpelt who stayed around.
D is for Darkstripe whose loyalty went unbound.
E is for Eaglekit who simply went poof.
F is for Feathertail who fell from the roof.
G is for Graypool who had a bad fall.
H is for Hawkfrost who answered the call.
One by one we, bite the dust.
We kick the bucket and begin to rust.
Give up the ghost your number's up.
We all fall down.
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste.
You'll wither away in your resting place.
Eternity in a wooden case.
We all fall down.
I is for Ice who got what he should.
J is for Jag who did what he could.
K is for Kestrelwing who didn't watch what he said.
L is for Leopardstar who died in her bed.
M is for Mosskit who froze in the cold.
N is for Nightstar who wasn't too bold.
O is for Oakheart who was buried alive.
P is for Pinestar who toke quite a dive.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
One by one we, bite the dust.
We kick the bucket and begin to rust.
Give up the ghost your number's up.
We all fall down.
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste.
You'll wither away in your resting place.
Eternity in a wooden case.
We all fall down.
Q is for Quialfeather who died by a foxes teeth.
R is for Russetfur who wouldn't keep peace.
S is for Silverstream who bled and bled.
T is for Tallstar who had to be stead.
U is for us who have died by another's paws.
V is for Volepaw who died from broken laws.
W is for Whitestorm who knew it would come.
Y is for Yellowfang who died with a chum.
All cats: (Maniacal laughter.)