The Vision
The Vision
JPOV:
Once upon a not so long time ago, Alice and I were quietly lounging upon our bed. I was reading the fascinating book War and Peace, by Leo Tolstoy whilst Alice was reading Vogue magazine (by whoever that was written by, how should I know?). Suddenly, Alice got a vague look on her face, which told me she was having a vision. I quietly waited for her to come back to the planet Earth and pondered what she was seeing this time. What happened next I was not expecting. Alice looked up at me and burst into a hysterical fit of snickering.
"Jasper…'snicker'… OOOH MY GOD…'heehee'…. I can't believe it….'snicker snicker'…HA!"
I asked and asked my Alice what-in-the-hell was going on but she refused to tell me. She just said again and again "Just stroll past Edwards room, then you'll find out all right….'snicker snicker'…go!"
I realized that no matter how hard I tried, Alice would continue to refuse to tell me what she saw in her vision so I heeded to her advice (Partly because I was starting to giggle like a maniac thanks to my special vampiric talent). I walked (more like stomped) out of our room.
As I strolled down the hall, I started to hear noises coming from Edward's room. I stopped to listen, because that's what I assumed Alice wanted me to do, and here is what I heard…
" Edward just stick it in already!"
"Are you sure you want to go through with this Bella love?"
"I need to do this, everyone else has, come on!" As Bella said this, I felt a wave of anticipation, mixed with excitement and just a tad of fear wash through me.
"5…. 4…. 3…2………….1!"
"Ow!….Ow!…OWW! Edward take it out take it out!" I felt pain shoot through my body.
"Bella we're halfway there"
"No! It hurts take it out take it out!" The pain became excruciating.
"Almost there!"
At this point I could take the pain no longer. I burst through the door only to find Bella and Edward on the bed, draped over each other, completely unclothed, doing the exact deed I thought they were doing.
AAAALLIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!