No, I don't own PJO. This was what came up when I was listening to my new iPod. Apple owns the iPod.

Third person POV

Percy was laying in his bed listening to his iGod. He had got it last night when he was blessed by Apollo. He had tried archery and he hit the bulls eye from 300 meters away. His fighting skills are improved when listening to music, so that's why Apollo got him his iGod. Apollo loaded it with every song ever made and every song that ever will be made. It never runs out of space for songs, games, or videos. It can even turn into a sword! It doesn't need headphones because it broadcasts the music to your head. You can control the volume with your brain.

Anyways, he was just lying in bed when he heard a quick knock and the door opening. In came Grover, panting like crazy.

"Percy!" He yelled. "Come on! It's on the hill!"

"What's on the hill?"

"A monster!"

"What monster?"

"Just get your butt out here!"

"Okay, okay. Gimme a sec."

"Now!"

Percy got out of bed, picked up his iGod, and jogged out the door. He ran to the hill and saw the monster. It was huge, and it had a scaly black body, with long, white fangs. It had blood red eyes that looked like they could shoot out lasers. It wasn't a hellhound though. It must have been an undiscovered species.

He took out his iGod and set it on favorites. He stuck in his headphones and pulled out his bow. He notched an arrow and let it fly. It struck the beast in the eye. It let out an ear splitting roar, but Percy couldn't hear that, because of his iGod.

Riptide had been broken in a battle, so now he had a new weapon. He pulled out his twin swords and charged. He jumped up on the beasts back, and sliced his swords on its neck. The beast bucked around but Percy held tight. The beast swiped Percy's face with a tail that Percy didn't see. Percy went flying a good twenty feet backwards. The beast shot spikes at Percy but Percy sliced them out of the air with his sword but one hit his iGod. It blew up and Percy was pissed.

He screamed, "You destroyed my iGod! You will die!"

Percy charged his fists and legs with pure energy and charged. He sprinted faster than humanly possible towards the monster. He punched its face and it went flying backwards into a tree. It got up and roared.

"Shut up!" Percy screamed.

The monster charged and breathed fire at Percy. Percy made a shield of energy. The energy shield blocked the fiery blast and the monster was so surprised that it just stood there. Percy ran through his energy shield and punched the beast back into a tree. Percy shot a blast of energy at it and it broke through the tree and it dug a trench in the ground. Percy jumped right in front of it and picked up a 20 pound rock and smashed the beasts head with it. He started punching the beast face and body and where he thought its privates were. He then went and grabbed its neck and pulled with all his strength. The things head came flying off and Percy stuck his swords in its neck.

He walked away, still thoroughly pissed, when he saw something on the ground, where is iGod was destroyed. It was a new iGod! A perfectly good new iGod! "Yes!" Percy yelled. He just ran to his cabin, jumped on his bed and turned on his iGod. Grover came in again, and he said, "It's alive again! And it has twin swords for hands!"

"Ugh, not again!" Percy groaned.