Yo LeT's PlAy MaFiA

by omgpink

HIBARIxOC Crackfic. Parody of khr romance FANFICS. Hibari/ Mukuro/ Chrome/ FATELAIDE-whoops, I mean Adelaide/ ULTIMATE MARY-SUE OC. This makes fun of OC fanfics. WARNING: Written in American ghetto slang, which includes bad grammar and spelling.

1. Chapter 1

Yo LeT's PlAy MaFiA

Aight. ok. SO once there was this runty kid right, and he was, like, ttly wimpy, right? But the six dudes he like guy hung outs with were GEORGEEOUUSS!!!!!!11!!!1!!1!11!11! Especially the guys Hibari and Mukuro, right? (HANDS OFF THERE MINE) Well, they were all wicked hy on mafia shit wrestling in mud with their shirts off and looking ttly sexy because the wierd bug-eyed baby said to. Any wayz this pretty girl (BUT NOT AS PRETTY AS ME. HELL SHE LUKS LKA DEFORMED FURBY COMAPRED TO ME!!!!!) Came out of no where and waz like "oohhh I need ooooooorrrrrrgggaaannnnZ" and Muki's like "yo, I got this," an the then this crackhead doctor izzzz like "NOOOOOOOO!"

Anyhow, Muki skips off with his wierd pokey spear. And then this AMAZINGLI bOOTiful chik who lukz hella exactly like M3e appears. AND EverYone just can't get over how ttly preety shez. And like that dude hibari (HE's MINE HANDS OFF), whz like the only one with real ballz is liek

"Who r u?"

and shes like "Svetlana" and everyone couldn't believe how good she looked and wz like "shez mmmiiinnee," especially hibari.

And shez like "OMG sTOP STARing AT mE" and the Hibari is llike at her neck making a hiiickey. ANd she like is HOLY CRAP and hits him with SUM apple PIE and gooey aples drip down his sexy asss face.