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Before He Cheats

The SPD B-squad and Special Forces Squad went into the Karaoke bar… it was Kathleen's birthday so even her mom and Cruger (in human form) were there they each looked through the songs. Syd, Z, Jack, Alex and Kathleen were the only ones that seemed serious about finding a song. Kathleen smirked as she wrote a tab for herself with the pen that she'd stuck in her purse.

"Okay, I found a song… I'm going to give it to the DJ" Kathleen said

"All right" Cruger said

"I wonder what she's performing" Sky said

"By that smirk… I'd say it could be anything," Cruger said thoughtfully

A few minutes later the DJ called Kathleen's name and she took the stage

Right now, he's probably slow dancing
with that bleach blonde tramp
and she's probably getting frisky

Jack looked at Bridge, Sky and Cruger wondering exactly why Kathleen would pick this song.

Right now he's probably buying her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showing
Her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know

If the boys were stunned before they would be even more in a few seconds

I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up four-wheel drive
carved my name into his leather seats

Sky looked a bit uncomfortable as the song progressed

Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

The girls were cheering as she sang, this song was winning points with the female crowd… especially those that had been cheated on prior

Right now she's probably up singing some white trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now she's probably saying I'm drunk and he's thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now he's probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo
And he don't know

Kat smiled and Cruger knew that even she was getting into the song

"Kat, what do you think?"

"I like it" Kat smiled, "how a woman took up for herself"

Cruger chuckled

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Sky scoffed, "She make sing it but she'd never do any of those things" he said confidently

Cruger snorted, "You really think so… she has a generations old mean streak when crossed"

"What do you mean by that?" Sky asked

"Have you ever seen Kat Manx angry?" Cruger asked

"No…"

"Believe me, be glad you never have" Cruger sighed "get her mad enough and someone will get hurt"

I mighta saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
you know it won't be on me

"I'll take your word for it and stay on their good side" Sky said

"Good idea" Kat said from behind him

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive
Carved my name Into his leather seats
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Kathleen smiled as she put the microphone back on the stand and returned to her table to find a shot glass in front of her chair and a note

"Let's see if you can shoot whiskey," it didn't say whom the challenge was from, but she looked around and quickly noted who was looking at her, she looked at her commanding officer trying to get his approval

"Go ahead, you won't get in trouble for it" he said

Kathleen smirked to her challenger and threw back the single whiskey shot and smiled to show she'd drunk straight whiskey before and liked it.

Everyone laughed as the guy nearly dropped his teeth

Everyone was talking and laughing waiting for the next person to be called up to perform their song they just didn't know whom it would be.

To be continued…