Summary: What if instead of going to Texas the Bears go to New York City. Where they run in to a little trouble and they meet a certain mask (if you seen the second bad new bears movie you'll properly see where I'm taking this. If not...) Note: unlike the second movie Amanda is here with the team no Carmen
Time period: 1977 A/N: I was born way after the 70s so if I get something mixed up I apologize now
Warnings: Language: mainly Tanner's and Kelly's potty mouths. Violence: Rorschach
Disclaimer: Don't own the movies/comic/book Watchmen or Bad News Bears (wish I did)
Kelly leaned against the red and yellow van, watching as mothers, fathers, sisters, and brothers, wave, hug, and kiss the boys and Amanda goodbye.
They had eight days to get to New York. The team thought he was going to play ball, however he had his own reasons for going, none having to do with baseball…
They had been on the road for barely five minutes when Rudi asked "are you sure you know how drive this thing?"
"Dude I was born in Bananas, I was born to drive." Kelly told thoughtlessly
"Whose van is this anyways?" Toby asked
"A Friend's" Kelly told them
"So this is his van?" Toby persisted
"Kinda" Kelly said slowly
"What do ya mean kinda?" Tanner yelled
"So you telling us that we are sitting in a stolen vehicle? Amanda asked angrily
"Really I didn't tell you anything, you just assumed that." That only seemed to make it worse
The boys in the back started yelling about get throw in joint, while Amanda looked ready to explode. Kelly couldn't understand it; they were fine lying to parents and going all the way to New York City without a coach. But getting there in a borrowed van seem to make them freak out.
Looking at the side mirror "Shit", there behind them was a cop. Just what I need.
"Everyone shut up, sit down and act normal, I know that difficult but do it." Kelly took a loud breath calming himself. "Engelberg what's he doing?"
"Nothing just driving"
Fighting breaks out between the boys. "He's pulling along side, he making his move."
"Alright calm down" Amanda told the still fighting boys
Lighting himself a cigarette, pulling on a hat, with shades to go with it. Hoping it was enough to make him look old enough to be driving. The cop in the passenger stared at Kelly driving. Kelly put up one hand in a salute; the cop hesitated before returning it. The car passed them without looking back.
The team let out a breath that all of them had been holding in and cheered. The thoughts of earlier was gone.
Outside a hotel the team argued on who was going to pay for the room.
"Alright this is what we're going to do" Kelly yelled over theirs "We going to put all the money together. Save a few for yourself." Grabbing the hat he was wearing earlier and passed it around "Ogilvie I need you to put the money in to the three piles. Put most in to the first, and the last being the smallest." Ogilvie later handed the money to Kelly.
"Ogilvie you're in charge of hotel money" giving him the first pile "Amanda, food" handing her the last pile
"Hey what about the other one." Tanner whined
"This hunk of medal doesn't run off your mouth you know." Kelly rolled his eyes. "Its gas money genus"
"Why are you guy in charge of money?"
"Because you would spend it all in one night" Amanda told him.
Late that night, Kelly re-enter the room the team sleeping on the floor, beds, and anywhere else they could find room. "Timmy you should get some sleep. We got a long day tomorrow." Timmy was the quietest of the team. Funny thing was he and Tanner the loudest had become close friends.
"Alright" his voice seemed unnaturally loud in the small room full of soft snores.
Kelly picked at the left over food on the table. Before going to the last open corner, sitting against the wall with his brown fringed jacket draped over him like a blanket, he fell into a deep sleep.
"Won't your mother be disgusted when she finds her son is busted, footprint on the dashboard upside down, yee haw! Won't she scream in your ear when she finds you with that beer, grinin' and a stumblin all around yee haw!" The boys sang off key in the back of the van. Amanda rolling her eyes at the song.
Kelly couldn't help but chuckle at the team. New York better watch out because here comes the bears…
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i know its short i'll try to make them longer
A/N this is my first story