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I also haven't corrected this yet so tell me if you see any mistakes. You should also tell me if this is any good.
"Hey Kakashi-san," Yelled her boss from his office. "Come here for a sec. I have an assignment for ya!"
Kakashi was the most talented detective in the state. She could catch a killer within three days even with one of her eyes always being covered by an eye patch. She was skilled and she knew it. She also knew that she was what most would call Smoking Hot! Her hair cropped to her chin and cut almost half hazardly making her silver hair spike a bit, her figure a models dream, and her face almost angel like. She was often harassed by her male fans when she was younger so she usually wore a mask now and days as to make them back off. She was almost promoted to chief but she declined so that she could avoid the worlds worst monster. Paper work.
As she sat down in her bosses visitor chair she could barely contain her excitement. She's been bored for days! It's almost like the criminals were slacking. Really, it should be a crime to keep her bored like this. "Kakashi-san, I need you to look into this supposed 'King Of Thieves' called Obito Uchiha. He's recently stolen a blue diamond from the bank and no one knows how he did it. We've been looking into this for a week but we've got nothing so the higher ups want you to look into it." Mr. Boss man stated, "Can you take the case?"
Kakashi thought slightly to herself. While she was super bored she kind of wanted to make this man suffer. He'd annoyed her just the day before when he banned her favorite book icha icha paradise from the office for a week. She eye smiled at him and it seamed like a background of moe flowers came into being. "Okay, but only if you do one thing for me first~" she said innocently.
Her boss started to sweat bullets but his bosses had told him that he needed her to be on this case no matter what. He gathered his courage and sat straighter. Looking her in the eye he said with as much false bravado as he could spare, "anything."
Now let it be known that you should never tell Kakashi that you'll do anything. She'll take it quite literally. Once she'd made a man become her personal slave for three days. She made him her transporter, footrest, gopher, masseuse, and target practice. This man never really came out the same again.
Kakashi observed her pray before her like a snake eying her next meal. She thought up several scenarios that would be hilarious (to her. They would be traumatizing to the victim.) but, she sighed depressingly, she was in a good mood. She was being given a case that could potentially drive the boredom rite out of her system.
She sat back in her seat with an air of a queen giving judgement to a criminal. "If I am to take this case," She pointed at the nearly hysterical man, "You will have to beg me to do so and tell me how great I am and how lowly and miserable you are. Ohohoho!" She laughed evilly
The man nearly cried in relief. He wouldn't have to die! He wouldn't have to go to a psychiatrist! He was going to live mostly in tact! He walked around his desk and bowed in front of her in seza position. "Please Kakashi-Sama! You are the only one smart enough to solve this case. The rest of us, myself included are but lowly worms who can never reach or even imagine being your equal in either crime solving or looks. Kakashi-Sama, I beg you please take this case!"
He looked up….
And promptly started anime crying. Kakashi had been video taping the whole thing. He was going to be blackmailed for sure! Or worse, she was just going to show this to everyone in the office! The shame! The torture! The almost certainty of certain death due to every female officer that were going to murder him for calling kakashi the best looking!
Kakashi just laughed as she uploaded the video to youtube with her phone. This was comedy gold! "I'll accept the case, Mr. Boss man!" with that she stood up to leave never looking back at the man who was reaching out to her as if to stop her.