A/N: I do not own Megamind or Roxanne or any other characters from the movie. Hope y'all enjoy this little short!
Roxanne was wearing a fantastically classy purple dress as she knocked on the door of Megamind's industrial flat. It took him a minute or two to respond because he was busy repairing the invisible car and Minion had picked up his iphone only to accidentally press the wrong app and incur a needless and extravagant data charge. So after finally disentangling himself from the chaos around him, he went over to greet his favorite face.
She had a naughty smirk, and he could tell right off the bat something was up. Still the sight of her dress distracted his natural suspicions and soon he was lost in the playful song of her lilting voice.
"So…um…you have any appointments pending?"
Megamind's blue head swelled. She must be asking if I'm free to do something with her, he thought. Then his heart sank. He remembered he was going to meet with the some of the city council members in ten minutes.
"Actually, I'm expecting a visit from the municipality in a matter of minutes," he gave an apologetic look.
Roxanne's grin, to his surprise, only got wider.
"How many minutes exactly?" She eyed him with a sparkle.
Wow, he thought, she's being really forward! He liked it, but was too reserved to blow his cool.
"Well," his voice cracked, "Ten minutes to be precise."
Her face opened with a joyous expression. Megamind started feeling odd.
"I guess I'll have to restrain myself ever so slightly then. But you'll have time to clean up if I'm careful."
The alarm started going off in Megamind's head. He finally realized she had been keeping one hand behind her back the entire time.
"Happy cupcake day, dearest!"
And before he knew it, Megamind had a cupcake neatly smashed into his face. True to her word, she kept it restricted to his mouth, nose, cheeks and temple. Sighing, he relaxed knowing it'd be easy to clean off. Seeing her still smiling face, he raised an eyebrow inquisitively.
"What was that for?"
"No reason," Roxanne replied nonchalantly, "Do you mind sharing?"
"Sharing?" he was quite confused now.
Roxanne took a step closer. The full extent of her intention finally clicked in his mind. Now both his eyebrows were raised in curious expectation.
With a childish grin, Roxanne ran a finger along the icing smeared over his face and put it between her lips. Winking she leaned in and gave him a kiss to go along with his mound of blue icing.
It could have been worse, Megamind reflected. Yes, it could have been much worse. In fact, this was positively delightful—he did have a fairly sharp sweet tooth after all. Pleased, he returned her kiss with gusto.