AN: Yet another of my joke-style fics. Rated T because of some nationalist stuff.
When Paul and Kazuya were very young, they often hung out together and talked about martial arts.
"Yo, Paul. Wanna see something Japanese?" asked Kaz one day.
"Sure." said Paul.
Without any further ado, Kaz punched Paul in the face.
"That's karate." stated Kazuya proudly as Paul was picking himself up.
"Wanna see this nother Japanese thing we have?" asked Kazuya.
"Yeah." said Paul.
Without any further ado, Kaz twisted Paul's arm and slammed him in the ground.
"That's judo." stated Kaz proudly.
"Yo, Kaz. Wanna see this Japanese thing I know?" asked Paul.
"Sure." said Kaz.
Without any further ado, Paul completely murderized Kazuya with an iron pole.
"Yo, what's Japanese about murderizing me with an iron pole?" asked Kaz.
"That's the axis of a Toyota, motherfucker!" shouted Paul as he kicked Kaz.
AN: Not much to say. Writen in less then 2 minutes. .