As you may have read if you actually pay attention to the brief description before the story this takes place in a world where the Akatsuki went to college in Konohagakure. oh and even though I am a male there's probably definately most likely yes to be a male ship, not Tobi, Tobi is straight. This college is probably American pie: Beta house.
6:00am
The alarm buzzed and Deidara woke up and yawned covering his mouth then slowly put it down when he remembered there was a mouth on his hand then blushed "Deidara-senpai" shouted Tobi from the top bunk causing Deidara to fall out of bed "damn it Tobi!" The door swung open and Hidan entered "both of you just shut the fuck up," Hidan rubbed his eyes which had bags under them "I need my fucking sleep" "you're immortal douchebag" Said Deidara but then Tobi was in this conversation "Deidara maybe we should-" Tobi was bitchslapped by Deidara "Not now Tobi!" Deidara turned back round to Hidan "Deidara I swear to Jashin if you wake me up again not even Kakuzu will be able to stitch you back together" Hidan exited and slammed the door behind him, Deidara sighed and without looking he spoke to Tobi "how do I know youre blushing inside that mask?" "senpai noticed me" Deidara smacked himself in the face "why did I expect a serious answer from you of all people." Tobi stayed silent for a moment "I like turtles" Deidara smacked himself again "alright get dressed and i'll get us some coffee." Deidara walked out the room closing the door behind him "how the hell did he get into college?" deidara muttered still weary eyed inserting money into the coffee machine and filling two cups then Deidara looked behind him and saw a familiar red-head.
"hey Sasori"
"hey Deidara, please no shouting I have a fucking hangover"
"right, right havent seen you in a while"
"yea, I was on leave"
"where to?"
"Amegakure"
"sounds fun"
"no Deidara it was Amegakure, it rained all the time"
"oh..."
"I heard you got a new roommate"
"yup"
"he seems nice"
"he means well but he's a complete idiot"
Sasori started to walk away but slammed face-first into a wall and started to fall but Deidara caught him in his arms, Sasori looked up "thanks man" "no problem" said Deidara trying to hide a smile "alright i'll see you around" then Sasori walked back to his room and Deidara back to his, blushing "Deidara-kun why are you blushing?" Deidara threw the coffee on Tobi "Tobi's melting!" "it's going to be a long day" sighed Deidara
8:30: 1st period: Math - Deidara
"Tobi get your ass ready for class!" "Coming Deidara-senpai!" as the roommates entered the class, then they entered their seats (away from each other) Deidara was glad but on the first day Tobi cried and wouldn't let go of his leg, in the end he had to hit Tobi on the head with a fire extinguisher. Tobi ended up sitting by Shino, Tobi is terrified of bugs, "now class open your books and refer to page-" Deidara didn't care especially since Sasori was back, he felt things he hadn't felt before, when he was looking into his eyes and he was looking back Deidara got butterflies in his stomach. Deidara blushed when he realised he was idly drawing a sketch of Sasori "Deidara would you like to share what you're doing with the rest of the class?" "no sir" "I insist" Deidara started to sweat then ate the paper with his hands and smiled, the teacher just sighed and went back to his desk "phew" sighed Deidara "that was close"
10:30: 2nd period: Biology - Tobi
"Bllllleeeeerrrrggghhh" was the first thing you heard if you entered the Biology lab "no, get away, get it away!" cried Tobi "Tobi!" the teacher yelled "we haven't even began dissecting yet" then Tobi sat down crying and a shuriken ready and aiming at the frog "now class I will demonstrate how to dissect the frog" then he made the marks and cut open the frog removing the heart but accidently splattering blood everywhere "Bllllleeeeerrrrggghhh." the teacher looked at tobi "mr. Uchiha did you just vomit inside your mask?" "gurgle gurgle glug."
12:30: Lunch - Itachi
Itachi had a tuna sandwich, Kisame punched him in the face
13:00: 3rd period: Physics - Hidan
"Bullshit!" shouted Hidan "the world was made by lord Jashin!"
"that is your belief Hidan"
"it's the fucking truth"
"I believe the world was formed in the big bang"
"I believe you should go fuck yourself"
"mr. Hidan please calm down"
"fuck that, fuckin old man at the end of his fuckin career"
"mr. Hidan I will not tolerate coarse language in my classroom"
"viva la revolution!"
then Hidan pulled silly string out of his cloak and sprayed it in the teachers eyes "my eyes, my eyes! It burns!"
15:00: 4th+5th period: Double Art - deidara and sasori (mainly deidara)
Now that Sasori was back Deidara felt a lot more relaxed, he and Sasori shared art class together which made it more bearable (he could hardly put up with Sai) but with Sasori it was more... peaceful like every little thing didn't matter when he was around, what was this pain in his stomach he felt like he was being punched over and over again (god elementary was tough) he was smitten every time he saw him, what was this? "I'm going to cough up blood" he thought to himself, then suddenly Hidan burst through the door "Deidara, Sasori!" he said catching his breath "it's here!" then sasori and deidara looked at each other and scrambled to the door "I can't fucking believe it's here!"