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Gandalf had an idea. It was probably the best idea the world had ever crossed paths with. It was that good. It was an idea soaked with supreme awesomeness like no one had seen before with their twelve eyes.
But he didn't want to bother to consult his brilliant plan with the rest of the gang. They were just… Too young to get it. They'd say something like "This is madness!" or "You can't be serious?" and Gandalf just didn't feel like dealing their bull. He didn't need their confirmation to know his plan was bloody brilliant.
So the very clever wizard decided to form another plan. Oh, boy! Was he devious!
He took out his intelligentphone and texted one message that would reach millions: Party at Gandalf's! LOL! WTF! LMFAO! FBI! STD! LSD!
He put in plenty of hip acronyms so people would know he was groovy and with the times. He knew what the acronyms stood for of course: Live Owesome Life, Why The Frown, Loving My Farts And Oatmeal, Food Be Is, Sorcerers Think Deep, and Lovable Sorcerer Dude.
So then they came immediately to his home, due to teleportation. The classic lord of the rings theme was playing in the background.
"Hey, Gandalf!" Aragorn yelled at Gandalf's face, causing Gandalf to float away into the sky due to the force of Aragorn's yell.
It was a long while till Gandalf got back and when he did all the guests were there: The fellowship of the ring, Aragorn's girlfriend, Sauron, Sara-mon, Aragorn's rejected girlfriend, Santa Claus, Peter Griffin, the entire gang!
"What up, Gandalf?" Legolas asked, enthusiastically.
"What up, Legolas?" Gandalf asked and they hugged, like old acquaintances.
"Your house is really stinky man, what is that?" Gimli asked, a putrid look on his face.
"Oh, that's just me, I haven't showered in a while." Aragorn said, nonchalantly.
"How long has it been since you last showered?" Aragorn's girlfriend asked.
"Oh, a few billion years. Nothing extreme." Aragorn shrugged.
Legolas threw up all over Gandalf's superman cape, "Guahh! You're disgusting!"
Aragorn's girlfriend looked shocked and surprised, like a penguin had just fallen from the sky to tell her she wasn't cool enough to be allowed to laugh towards waffles.
"Guys, let's go into the back yard. I have trampoline!" Gandalf said, deviously. He could hardly wait to present his cunning surprise.
Little did they all know, as they all gathered on top of the trampoline like a bunch of morons waiting for an accident to happen, that Gandalf had cast a spell upon the trampoline so that something epic would occur within mere moments.
Gandalf joined them all on the trampoline and as they all jump they suddenly cartwheeled into the sky, like a yo-yo free from it's strings. And they went into space, still cartwheeling like wheels going down a hill, only they were going up and there wasn't a hill.
Into space they went, far off into a distant galaxy, far, far away, across the universe they went.
"This is fun, guys!" Gandalf exclaimed as they cartwheeled away.
Then he realized they had all died due to a lack of oxygen (Something he of course had no need for, being a wizard). 'Whoops' he thought, as he slowly floated away into the sun.
~The End~
Bilbo put down his computer and closed his eyes in relaxation, glad to have finished the fanfic he had been working on vigorously for years. He fell into a content sleep.